The cosmetic surgery industry thrives on making money off of people who feel bad about themselves. But, hey, if they’re happy with the end result then more power to them and their self-esteem!
Unfortunately, not every procedure has a happy ending, like overdone fillers that make the lips look like they’re about to burst at the seams, or ab implants are that are so fake, doing real crunches would probably pop them out of place!
And let’s not forget about the Michael Jackson-like nose jobs where there’s a chunk of flesh missing, or where, in another case, the nostril was so tiny the patient could no longer breathe.
If you ever thought about going under the knife, check out these 50 botched surgeries before you do. They’ll make you feel so shook, you’ll think twice about just sucking it up and aging gracefully.
1. “Jawline for days”
Don’t forget about the cheekbones! Because that’s the other obvious thing she’s had done to her face, right?
@electricdingaling:
“Lmao like Angelina Jolie stuck her face in a industrial vacuum”
@cinnamontwix:
“She literally looks like a caricature drawing of Angelina Jolie!!!!”
Well you know what they say, opposites attract! He’s got a snout that juts out all the way to the moon, and hers is well, slowly collapsing on itself and sinking down into the center of the earth.
@canadaman108:
“You make the nose too small and it starts to make you resemble a skull.”
Those over-the-top lashes certainly go well with everything else she’s got going (wr)on(g)! If only she’d gotten her nose done, it’d be a beautifully perfect mess.
@Miss_Behaves:
“Let’s not forget the shoe polish stenciled above her eyes.”
@twir1s:
“Also too much in the cheeks. But I understand at that point she needs to balance the insane caricature-level jaw injections.”
6. “Found this lady on Instagram, I honestly feel bad.”
But…lotsa ladies are getting tats these days! Oh wait, you’re probably referring to the lips that, just like the corner gas station, always stay open 24/7.
@livnichole91:
“I wish this lip filler trend would just die. Even the ones that look okay always look so weird on the cupids bow and it’s just down right gross imo.”
No wonder she’s pouty. She was probably never informed that the upkeep of her lip fillers would cost her dearly in terms of how many tubes of Chapstick she goes through every day.
@laeiylaa:
“Looks like a severe allergic reaction completely localised to her lips.”
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@tibles20:
“I don’t know why beautiful girls would do that to themselves.”
@AdorabeHummingbird:
“They define their self-worth based on looks. Most people who are average-looking probably don’t develop a fragile ego that dictates your worth based on waist size, lips, boobs etc.”
13. “Free nose job in Argentina posted by the girl on a shame me group on FB”
This woman received a free nose at a public teaching hospital. Lesson learned, free is not always a good thing! At least everyone is wearing masks now, so there’s that.
17. “Saw this on r/instagram reality and couldn’t stop staring at that nose”
Forget the nose! This is why you should always carry an emergency supply of Benadryl in your purse. You never know when a bee is going to try and get revenge on your twin girls.
Well, just for giggles, why don’t we start with that hair clip? Then we can move on to the regret she feels once she realizes she can no longer speak clearly.
@poopface41217:
“She looks like a caricature from the New Yorker.”
Yeah, but it saves time! That’s one less step she has to take when it comes to doing things like eating or brushing her teeth.
@BURLYMEINLV:
“Ah yes.. the clone look. Why don’t people embrace individuality anymore and looking like themselves?? Every time I see a girl like this I feel like I’ve seen her before. I just don’t understand wanting to look like millions of other people and not yourself.”
Well, Barbie-man better watch out! All the hummingbirds are going to mistake his lips for the flowers on a feeder.
@bmkrocky:
“The people who perform these operations are very bad people.”
@anonymous:
“It looks like doctors performed the surgery, giggling, while he was passed out drunk. Then they Sharpied on the eyebrows and ran away before he woke up.”
23. “Mustache lip”
A mustached lip pairs well with a well-groomed mustache eyebrow. The set is now complete.
@beckystrong007:
“She has nice eyebrows.”
@My_slippers_dont_fit:
“Agree, she actually has fantastic eyebrows. Ruined her damn face with those sausages.”
It’s the ultimate new thing in weight loss surgery! It’s way cheaper than getting your stomach stapled and it only comes with minimally displeasing side effects.
@BoneBruja:
“He ended up with a huge infection with those lips. I remember seeing a documentary about him a little bit before he died when he talked all about his botched surgeries.”
Let’s try and keep things positive and look at it from a different angle. For instance: that’s a very realistic-looking skin pack for a Sims 4 character!
@ashleg_2:
“Whoa, I honestly thought the right was a high quality, though angular, simulation…”
27. “Influencer whose lip fillers look like a tiny mouth within her larger mouth.”
You know that scene from the movie Alien when the creature looks like it’s opening its mouth, but then its head actually pops out? Yep, that’s where you’ve seen this before!
@GCUArrestdDevelopment:
“She’s wearing a skin suit, nothing to worry about.”
29. “They injected her lips with construction silicone. At a hair salon.”
She should have gone to a real doctor and asked for that “allergic reaction when you get stung by a dozen bees” look. Even that would have been much better than this!
@diplodocus114:
“That is seriously one of the worst lip filler jobs I have seen.”
Remember that one-hit wonder song from the 80’s? I don’t “Turning Japanese” was supposed to be taken so literally.
@hanamiee:
“Nooooooo that’s the worst botched surgery I’ve ever seen. Poor woman. Breaks my heart seeing her in comparison. It’s like with one surgery she changed also her complete nationality.”
Poor girl doesn’t even realize the irony of that “famous” t-shirt in her after snapshot. She’s getting her 15 minutes of fame for all the wrong reasons.
@anchovycupcakes:
“She was classically beautiful, really stunning features. Now she just looks weird, sorry to say.”
@yougottabekidney:
“I’m hoping that most of this look could be peeled and scraped off. Because she is stunning in the the other picture.”
39. “Hungarian celebrity, first surgery was 1992, now she is 61”
She was beautiful in the before picture because she had an inner light that was just shining through. Too bad that light has been dimmed in the after photo.
@kovexti:
“Wow I didn’t know how she looked before. She is infamous in Hungary for her sugeries and especially for her lips. Her name is actually used as an insult here for people with botched/overdone lips.”
That’s right people, she’s only 24! The irony is that in attempting to hang on to their youth, all of these folks are looking far older than they should.
@anonymous:
“Seeing these people in 20, 30 years is gonna be a trip.”
When you can see the shadow of your butt jump out in front of your own shadow in broad daylight, you know you’ve done wrong. And it doesn’t even look comfortably cushy to sit on.
@mengad:
“Did they run out of butt implants and substitute a breast implant?”
Do any of these people wake up after their surgery and actually like what they see after taking off the bandages? “Yeah doc, this is exactly what wanted! 10 of 10!”
45. “Left = some work done; right = ALL THE WORK DONE”
Well, Dolly Parton always said it best. “It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!” Hope it was worth it, buddy.
@missthinks:
“And it won’t even last that long. Fillers migrate and make your face round. You continuously have to reinject and that’s why you see people looking weeeeeiiiirrrddd after a while.”
Why do people insist on lying about the work they’ve had done? When the results are as eye-popping as this, it just makes them appear to be that much crazier!
@anonymous:
“If you want to have your arse enlarged, cool, but why is it such a weird shape. Also, buy a better fitting bra, seriously.”
47. “You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain”
In general, it seems like men are able to age more gracefully than women, but some will still do anything to hang onto their youth. What happened to actor Mickey Rourke is one prime example. And then there’s this guy who probably should have left well enough alone.
@scorpio_guy:
“His wrinkles made sense and added to his good looks.”
Tattoos aren’t for everyone. But for those that choose to get them, they’re a beautiful way to show off your love or passion about something or simply a way to use your body to display art. However, some people seem to forget that tattoos are forever.
Here are 55 tattoos that are so cringe-worthy it almost hurts.
At first you want to laugh…then you want to cry…and then you’re laughing again.
1) Jon Sand?
We don’t know if this person is an actual ‘Game of Thrones’ fan or not but they certainly have a sense of humor about the cult-like program.
“Some guy tried to copy my tattoo artist’s work, nipple included!” said one Reddit user. Now he gets to live his life knowing that his nipple is on some other man’s arm. And that guy knows that he has some other guy’s nipple tattooed on him. Wow – what a circle.
Even though this M&M Eminem tattoo is absolutely ridiculous, the artist actually did a really great job. We’re sure whoever has this tattoo gets some laughs at parties.
This person decided to celebrate the World Cup win a little too early in a very permanent way. Now they have this terrible ‘fix’ on their body forever.
Oh, poor, poor Marilyn Monroe. We don’t even know where to start with this one. Her feet. Her disproportionate body. Her face. It just gets worse the longer you look at it.
This poor woman explains that this tattoo is supposed to the galaxy. It just looks like a hot, hot mess that she will now have to wear proudly on her chest for the world to see.
Poor Marilyn is probably rolling in her grave seeing all of these terrible tattoos of her out there. They’ve turned one of the most beautiful women in the world into…this…
We’re not entirely sure what this guy is going for here. The phrase really makes no sense. Scars are healed, aren’t they? They don’t go away though…maybe that’s what he meant? #confused
It’s lovely that someone wants to remember the late Johnny Cash but…they should have probably done their research on tattoo artists. Instead, it looks like Johnny ran right into a wall.
Is this a joke or this guy for real? First off, the spiral isn’t an original idea. Second, “pay what you can”?! Third, that thing looks crazy infected.
Apparently this person bought a tattoo gun off Amazon and decided to start off by tattooing Darth Vader on themselves. Or…what’s supposed to be Darth Vader anyway.
Is this the tattoo the guy really wanted? If so, what the heck is it and why? A terrible rendition of a shirtless guy with wings and a devil’s tail. Alrighty then.
Tattoos are expensive. And they should be! When they’re done right, it takes a skilled artist with clean tools in a clean shop. Plus – good art takes time! This tattoo shop charges $150/hour but we think they’re over-charging.
Not only did this tattoo artist put the ink WAY too deep, as you can tell by the raised skin, but we also have no idea what this is actually supposed to be.
Weddings are stressful and sometimes they bring out the worst in people. They can also be full of mishaps.
After all the planning and worrying, it feels like there’s so much at stake on your wedding day that it’s hard to relax.
And let’s face it, sometimes those bad things happen and you can either laugh them off or let them ruin your day.
Most of the brides you see here have recovered since their wedding snafus, although we hope there was someone there to comfort them and tell them that it was all going to be ok.
We sure want to give them a hug after looking at these photos.
1. White on white
This photo went viral to the point that the bride was forced to explain that her mother-in-law was actually a really nice person who had just bought the most budget-conscious dress she could find, not realizing her faux pas.
We still can’t believe someone would do this and not realize their mistake though.
Well, we have to say that if the dress wasn’t two different sizes on the top and bottom and GREEN to top it off, it might actually look pretty similar to the one in the photo.
If we were this bride we’d be wondering if our new husband could hold up his end of the whole “til death do us part” deal if he can’t even make sure she got across the street ok.
We’re not sure why everyone is leaving this bride in the dust, but we hope she turned right around and found that open bar.
While the bride managed to get her dress clean after having a cocktail sink into it before the reception, we can tell by her stance in the photo on the left that she’s a bit worried.
“As soon as we left the church, the cops showed up. Limo driver ran a red light and unfortunately did not have a current license. Seriously? You’re a limo driver.”
Luckily, a groomsman had the proper license and convinced the “limo driver” to let him take the wheel.
Granted, they get dragged around during the recemony and reception and the bottom gets damaged anyway, but that’s usually at the end of the night. AFTER the photos.
If you’re bouncing around with your new wife in your arms you really need to make sure you have the appropriate upper body strength and aren’t just powered by an energy rush and a desire to show off.
Well, we don’t know exactly who the bride is (and we’re sure she prefers it that way) but it appears she made a bad decision in choosing her maid of honor.
Once you start running people over, you’ve officially ruined someone’s wedding.
If you spend thousands of dollars on a photographer only to have some relative ruin a beautiful photo with their phone camera, it’s safe to say you need a hug.
But that’s probably just to hold you back from strangling them.
Yet another guest who thinks their epic wedding shot is more important than being respectful of the event.
This guest fell right through the flower hedges as the bride was walking down the aisle, which had to be cleaned up – and then the professional photos were probably ruined on that part of the aisle to boot.
Once again, we see just how much dogs hate weddings. It’s like they know that they’re favorite person’s attention is about to be divided from then on out.
Here we have yet another bride who is the victim of a territorial “marking.”
This is what it looks like when someone hits shuffle on your carefully-curated playlist and the song you were supposed to dance to with your dad, “Father And Daughter” by Paul Simon, doesn’t play.
This MIL was taken to task online for her totally creepy antics – which started with wearing a sheer white lace dress to her son’s wedding.
Then she tethered herself to the groom, even indulging in what guests referred to as a “creepy” dance in which her behavior resembled a bride more than a mother.
This poor bride does NOT look amused, judging by her body language.
All of her photos have now kindly been Photoshopped, but this mom was crestfallen when she realized her young special needs son defacated on her dress moments before the ceremony.
No amout of scrubbing could remove the stain OR the smell from her garment.
When you think of vandalism you might think about random graffiti spraypainted on the side of a building or overpass. Or perhaps something more serious like breaking windows or damaging property.
Even though there are those types of negative instances of vandalism that happen all the time – there are actually some pretty clever ones out there too that really…aren’t so bad.
These 70 vandals were thinking outside the box when they took to the streets.
Should this type of vandalism be illegal? You be the judge.
1) A teeny tiny Ant–Man versus Yellow Jacket on this smashed pole.
Have these vandals changed your perception on what is considered “good” or “bad” vandalism? What if it makes you smile? Should it be illegal? After seeing these, it might be hard to decide.
