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50 Of The Funniest Tinder Profiles That’ll Make You Do A Double-Take

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Social media and the internet allow us the opportunity to share our thoughts and ideas with other people. We’re all interconnected today in ways we couldn’t imagine just ten or twenty years ago.

Things, like dating on social media or finding a partner via internet chat rooms, aren’t anything new as they’ve been a part of our lives for some time now. On the other hand, it’s pretty hard to stand out from the mass and attract attention so people will do some strange stuff just to make themselves visible in the online world.

You’ve probably heard of the Tinder app and all the dating possibilities it offers so you’ll also know how hard it can be to attract attention with your profile. These folks have come up with some very creative Tinder bios which make them stand out from the rest.

We’ve handpicked 50 of the funniest and most creative Tinder profile bios that prove everyone can channel their creativity to find dates using just a bit of imagination and good humor.

1. (Don’t f**k) with the police

They say girls like men in uniform and those who don’t will certainly change their mind when they see this guy’s profile. You don’t get the chance to date a cop every day.

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2. Never trust a genie

Tinder’s so important that there are people who would sell their soul just to get some help with their photos and bios. A help from supernatural forces comes at a price, of course. Jessie learned that the hard way.

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3. Is there a doctor in the house?

Everyone who watched Scrubs and Grey’s Anatomy knows how smart and sexy doctors in hospitals are. Even though she’s at the beginning of her medical career, her skills are already breathtaking.

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4. One comma changes everything

We rarely pay attention to commas in a text but sometimes a single comma can make a huge difference. The bio is not only funny but brave as well. It takes a special kind of attitude to be able to speak about your disability in the way this girl did.

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5. Be careful with nude pictures

There’s a popular belief that anything on the internet stays on the internet forever. No one knows whether it’s true or not but apparently it’s not just the internet. A nude picture of Rose drawn on the Titatic still made its way to our TV screen almost a century later. If you’re wise you should listen to Kiana and never send any nude pictures.

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6. Nobody’s perfect

Imperfections are everywhere around us and if it were otherwise, it would be a very boring world. Lauren may not be 100 percent perfect but the pros certainly outweigh the cons listed in her profile. Don’t you agree?

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7. The sand in my tires

Who doesn’t enjoy long walks on the beach like John? Even things such as physical disability shouldn’t prevent us from doing something we truly love. We can learn a lot from John’s example.

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8. Mike Tyson is a good kisser

Not being able to say your partner’s name properly on your first date would be a major embarassment. Kethmi has found a simple and elegant solution to that problem so her future dates don’t have to be afraid they’ll say her name wrong.

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9. Granddad knows best

When your granddad intervenes to save your love life, you know the situation must be pretty bad. Let’s hope he’s better at dating than she is.

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10. Dating for newbies

Meeting new people is a risky endeavour because you can always get disappointed – or robbed in your sleep. Same goes for relationships so this guy’s attitude is no surprise.

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11. Polo

Whoever thought of that ‘Marco Polo’ name has ruined this guy’s life, as well as the lives of all the people named Marco. Including the author of this article himself. I feel for you, brother.

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12. Hide your pets

Listing the pros and cons in your bio could ruin the mystery of dating, but that’s just our opinion. Alex was pretty honest and that’s awesome, except the part about stealing your pets, that is.

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13. A perfect smile

A good sense of humor can help us maintain a positive outlook on life, despite the difficulties we may face. We can only applaud this girl’s amazing sense of humor.

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14. A match made in heaven

Wordplay does have some pretty awkward consequences at times. No matter what, let’s hope Tess and Tickle will live happily ever after they finally find each other.

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15. Amanda vs random dog

It looks like Amanda found one of the most important things in life: balance. She has to stop staring at dogs on the street, though. No one likes being stared at, it’s creepy.

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16. It’s never late to find your soulmate

It’s heartwarming to see how modern dating apps can help make the lives of our old folks happier. Kudos to this man’s granddaughter for making an effort to find someone special for her granddad.

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17. Whitening

Most of us already know not to trust TV commercials, especially those about toothpastes and detergents. On the other hand, some people have unrealistic expectations from the product they’re buying. Ricky is one of them.

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18. ‘Not everyone is everyone’s type’

Jills sure has a lot to say about love and relationships and almost everything she’s saying makes perfect sense. No app should be able to destroy our feeling of self-worth. As Jill said, we’re rooting for you.

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19. A romantic with knives

‘I’m good with knives’ was the first thing she said to her slightly confused date as they strolled along the beach. It didn’t exactly go as planned so Amelie decided to adopt a new strategy. It really sounds more romantic like this, doesn’t it?

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20. Love doesn’t care about age

You needn’t be afraid of getting old if you have loving grandchildren to take care of you and find dates for you on Tinder. We hope Judy found someone special to share her love with.

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21. Smart people only

At the first glance it’s hard to figure out what’s going on in this bio but that was her intention in the first place. The binary code in the description, if put in binary translator, will be converted to a YouTube link. It’s likely her way of filtering out not so bright candidates.

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22. Pros & cons

This is a good way to attract a date on Tinder: short, factual, and brutally honest. All that you have to do is to weight the pros and cons. All the cons she listed can be lived with, in case you desperately want a free Netflix account.

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23. Based on a true story

Let’s face it, there are many people who lie in their Tinder bios. Most of us like to lie a little about our age but people can invent some pretty weird things to impress potential dates. Like getting hit by a truck and surviving to tell the story. This girl didn’t have to lie. Perfect evidence that real life can be weirder than any fantasy.

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24. Save me from mom

Everyone knows what a downer is when you have to bring your mom to costume parties, or any party for that matter. Showing desperation, on the other hand, may not be the ideal way to attract dates but who are we to judge.

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25. Not my ‘type’

If only more people would stop searching for the ‘type’ and made an effort to get to know others better, the world be a much happier place. Finding a date is not about finding the right ‘type’, if there’s such a thing in the first place. It’s about learning about your partner and accepting them for they are. Keep trying, Ajrrun, there’s someone special waiting for you out there.

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26. No pressure

We’re all under a lot of pressure on our first date because we’re afraid to do something wrong or end up looking silly. After this experience, Ron won’t have to deal with that kind of pressure anymore. It can only get better for him from this point on.

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27. Badass ex

Everyone’s different when it comes to dealing with their ex. Some of us are cool when we mee them, some of us choose fake smiles and pretend to be cool. Not Katherine though, she made it quite clear to David that it’s not going to happen.

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28. Don’t mess with my coffee

Some people can be pretty passionate about coffee to the point of breaking up with their girlfriend just because she likes a different type of coffee. We can’t help but wonder whether the picture is a message to his ex. If so, it’s pretty scary.

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29. I was hungry

Having dinner with your boyfriend is overrated. This way you don’t have to share your favourite meal with anyone.

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30. Brutal honesty

If you were having second thoughts about being honest in your Tinder profile, this should rid you of all doubts. We all feel so much better if we’re totally open about even the most questionable of our habits. Just make sure you don’t share a toothbrush with a Tinder date and you’ll be fine.

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31. It’s not weird… it’s… interesting

A cutout is still less weird than a life size doll of Danny Devito. That would have been really awkward. It’s okay as long as she doesn’t make others say hello to Danny.

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32. An act of kindness

Wow Juwon, that was so noble of you. You don’t see people going out of their way helping random strangers whose card was declined at a store. God will make it up to Juwon for his effort, one day.

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33. Handyman services

There are so many advantages to dating a handyman. He could fix your leaky pipes and do all kinds of small repairs you’ve been to lazy to do on your own. We sense this guy’s going to be popular with the ladies.

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34. 5-star reviews aren’t always reliable

The thing with online reviews is – pretty much anyone can write what they want. Same goes for Tinder reviews. One can’t help but wonder whether Griff eventually caved in and wrote that review.

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35. That’s the right attitude

Everyone who knows something about dating is aware of the fact that you have to tailor your message to the audience if you want to be successful. Blaice has put it to practice in the best way possible.

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36. A walk on the beach with a twist

Acid can do some strange things to our minds to the point we all become like Rose from Two and a Half Men. At least it was good while it lasted.

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37. A mysterious gal

Is there someone out there who doesn’t like excitement in a relationship? Well, if there is, this Tinder profile is definitively not for them. That’s one awesome way to grab your date’s interest, Ashley.

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38. Gratitude

“Oh, I’ve got a whole new attitude.A lifetime subscription to gratitude.” These memorable verses by SpongeBob reminds of the importance of gratitude in our lives. Emelly has that attitude of gratitude which represents a neccesarry ingredient for happiness. Swap the ‘E’ in her name with an ‘S’ and all reasons for gratitude suddenly disappear.

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39. Single moms are cool

Okay, let’s be honest, this profile bio has everything. A good sense of humor – check. Badass attitude – check. A healthy dose of sarcasm – check. Loves to drink beer – check. What more can a guy ask from a girl?

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40. A dog with a PTSD

A wise man once said: dogs have dreams and can contemplate the meaning of life just like us humans do. If you have a dog as thoughtful as Sarah’s, she’s the right match for you.

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41. A stand up guy

It’s been said before but we’ll repeat it again: facing life’s challenges with a smile on your lips is a huge quality. Girls, what are you waiting for?

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42. A brief presentation

If there was an award for the most original Tinder bio, this girl would win it without a doubt. The question is, did she really need to go to so much trouble to create her bio? Probably not but the end result is all that counts.

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43. A stand out profile

Those are very notable achievements for someone who’s only 23. There’s no need to shower with waterproof earbuds and you’ll have an endless supply of instant noodles.

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44. ‘First date ideas’

Dating an adrenalin junkie has its advantages, one of them is that you’ll never be bored or skip your daily workout. Invading Poland could led to some pretty unexpected and unwanted results, though.

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45. Always carry a spare umbrella with you

Nobody knows what happened to this couple. They may have attempted to imitate Fred Astaire and his famous song ‘Singing in the Rain’. Now we know it had a wet ending.

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46. No one plays Despacito on my watch

More than two years after its release some people still want to listen to Despacito. Enough is enough, Despacito needs to become history.

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47. An inspiring bio

Mandy’s pretty open about her shortcomings. Now when it’s all out in the open, she can find a like-minded individual who’ll know how to appreciate both the good and the bad things.

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48. Helda’s secret

What you don’t know can’t hurt you. People should just stop pestering Helda with annoying questions.

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49. I love you, my deer

It’s never easy to find someone you hold deer but when you do you should tell everyone. We can already hear the wedding bells.

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50. A NotSee

You’d have to be blind and not see how beautiful she is. Well, despite that, don’t call a blind German NotSee, they might get offended.

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50 + Tattoos You Wouldn’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry At

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Tattoos aren’t for everyone. But for those that choose to get them, they’re a beautiful way to show off your love or passion about something or simply a way to use your body to display art. However, some people seem to forget that tattoos are forever.

Here are 55 tattoos that are so cringe-worthy it almost hurts.

At first you want to laugh…then you want to cry…and then you’re laughing again.

1) Jon Sand?

We don’t know if this person is an actual ‘Game of Thrones’ fan or not but they certainly have a sense of humor about the cult-like program.

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2) Permanent argyle socks

This guy clearly likes rocking his tattoos in public for all to see – even though they’re absolutely hideous. Permanent argyle socks? Why though?

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3) This is why you don’t plagiarize

“Some guy tried to copy my tattoo artist’s work, nipple included!” said one Reddit user. Now he gets to live his life knowing that his nipple is on some other man’s arm. And that guy knows that he has some other guy’s nipple tattooed on him. Wow – what a circle.

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4) It’s actually really quite good…

Even though this M&M Eminem tattoo is absolutely ridiculous, the artist actually did a really great job. We’re sure whoever has this tattoo gets some laughs at parties.

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5) Don’t just live luxury…become luxury.

This guy is apparently a big fan of Louis Vuitton. So much so that he tattooed the iconic print all over his entire skull.

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6) Always watching you

He really wanted to have eyes in the back of his head…err…neck? Women’s eyes? We’re so confused.

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7) Early over-confidence

This person decided to celebrate the World Cup win a little too early in a very permanent way. Now they have this terrible ‘fix’ on their body forever.

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8) Marilyn? Is that you?

Oh, poor, poor Marilyn Monroe. We don’t even know where to start with this one. Her feet. Her disproportionate body. Her face. It just gets worse the longer you look at it.

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9) Lost in the…stars?

This poor woman explains that this tattoo is supposed to the galaxy. It just looks like a hot, hot mess that she will now have to wear proudly on her chest for the world to see.

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10) Not again!

Poor Marilyn is probably rolling in her grave seeing all of these terrible tattoos of her out there. They’ve turned one of the most beautiful women in the world into…this…

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11) Nailed it.

The concept held such promise. The final piece? Not so much. And what’s even worse is that they have it on display.

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12) Isn’t the scar healed though?

We’re not entirely sure what this guy is going for here. The phrase really makes no sense. Scars are healed, aren’t they? They don’t go away though…maybe that’s what he meant? #confused

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13) Is this supposed to be a coverup or its own piece?

What exactly is happening here? Did the wolf tattoo come first? Or the vape? Or were they done together? So many questions.

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14) Bad life choice.

Can you imagine this tattoo on a 55-year-old man at the public pool? What a dumb mistake.

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15) Johnny Cash was disfigured

It’s lovely that someone wants to remember the late Johnny Cash but…they should have probably done their research on tattoo artists. Instead, it looks like Johnny ran right into a wall.

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16) His “own design”

Is this a joke or this guy for real? First off, the spiral isn’t an original idea. Second, “pay what you can”?! Third, that thing looks crazy infected.

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17) It’s just so bad

Is it just us or does it look like this is a Playboy bunny that has been doodled by a 6-year-old then tattooed on some poor woman? Yikes.

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18) Absolutely terrifying

We have to question why some people do the things they do. In this case, this guy is probably scaring people from the front and the back.

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19) Let this be a lesson to us all

Apparently this person bought a tattoo gun off Amazon and decided to start off by tattooing Darth Vader on themselves. Or…what’s supposed to be Darth Vader anyway.

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20) Wow…just wow.

Is this the tattoo the guy really wanted? If so, what the heck is it and why? A terrible rendition of a shirtless guy with wings and a devil’s tail. Alrighty then.

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21) No, no, no – just no.

This Washington Redskins logo went horribly, horribly wrong. It’s almost hard to look at.

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22) Are the talons fidget spinners?

Our national bird has been made a mockery here, folks. It almost looks like a maze, doesn’t it?

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23) Due

Oh, good. Well, at least they made this terrible, hideous commitment together.

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24) Ting Miracles

Are Riley and Isaac babies from the future? Why does the ‘y’ in ‘tiny’ look like a ‘g’? It’s just so bad it’s almost good.

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25) The elusive King of Aces

King of Aces? Ace of Kings? The only thing we know for sure is that this is hideous and makes zero sense.

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26) Oh my…

This was supposed to be a tribute portrait tattoo of her mom. Instead…she got this scary monster tattooed on her arm for eternity.

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27) So much happening here.

This is just one big fat mess of a tattoo. From the colors to the design to the artistry. Oh man. It’s a disaster.

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28) Go…Yonkees?

This NY Yankees logo tattoo is pretty much unrecognizable, really. If you squint your eyes…you can kind of see it?

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29) Turning lemons into lemonade

This terrible tattoo was at least covered up using a sense of humor and a much better tattoo artist. We give this one an A+ for creativity.

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30) She paid $150/hour for this

Tattoos are expensive. And they should be! When they’re done right, it takes a skilled artist with clean tools in a clean shop. Plus – good art takes time! This tattoo shop charges $150/hour but we think they’re over-charging.

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31) Zombie Tinkerbell?

Poor Tinkerbell looks like she sold her soul to the devil in this terrible tattoo.

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32) Bulls fan for life

This beachgoer is rockin’ his Chicago Bulls tattoo loud and proud. And we’re sure everyone he walks by has a good chuckle.

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33) Is that tiger okay?

What’s wrong with this tiger’s nose? And eyes? And overall face? Poor guy.

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34) Don’t forget, people…

When it comes to tattoos…you really get what you pay for. Every time.

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35) Best friends for life

And by life…we mean that this tattoo will be a reminder of your friendship and terrible decisions until the day you die.

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36) Who was your tattoo artist?

And how old was this tattoo artist? Four?

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37) What exactly are we looking at here?

Can someone please explain what is happening here? Is that a half mermaid half tree stump? Or…is there a peacock involved?

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38) The Incredible Hulk

This Hulk tattoo is really quite something. We’re not sure what’s going on in the bottom half of this tattoo but the face is priceless.

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39) This gorgeous back piece

We have a feeling this guy had dreams of something much, much different taking up the span of his entire back. But now he’s stuck with this.

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40) Will it, though?

We applaud this girl’s optimism about this terrible and super ugly jellyfish tattoo. It looks like an infection waiting to happen.

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41) Koop?

Never lose koop, guys. I mean, never lose hoop. I mean…never lose hope.

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42) We can’t shake our heads harder

This tattoo almost seems sacrilege, does it not?

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43) Yikes

We see that they were trying to be funny with the whole ‘beer belly’ thing but…yeesh.

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44) Huh?

If you can actually figure out what the heck this is supposed to mean, please let us know.

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45) So so bad.

This tattoo artist needs to work on their lines and curves. And overall drawing and tattooing ability.

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46) We’ll take your word for it

Yeah…okay, buddy. We’ll just be waiting here for the final photo.

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47) That doesn’t look right.

Not only did this tattoo artist put the ink WAY too deep, as you can tell by the raised skin, but we also have no idea what this is actually supposed to be.

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48) That facial expression

Did the tattoo artist not realize that they were drawing lion’s face completely at an angle? It’s almost like it was done on purpose.

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49) Ahhh!

We have but just one question – is she happy with this gigantic and terrifying piece? So scary.

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50) Wulf

Here we have a derp wolf in its natural habitat.

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51) Poor, poor life choices

Hello! This is the look of permanent unemployment. Don’t be like this guy.

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52) Nice cover-up?

This person wanted to cover-up their first terrible tattoo. But now they’ll need a cover-up for the cover-up.

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53) Savage

Nothing says ‘tough’ like a skull and crossbones. Unless they’re these skull and crossbones.

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54) Another mangled wolf

Apparently wolves aren’t tattoo artists’ forte. As we can see from our multiple examples in this post and this beauty below.

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55) Familey

When you have your priorities in check…except for spelling…that’s at the bottom of the list.

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56) *face palm*

Because who wouldn’t want a hideous version of Michael Jordan slam dunking into your eye socket?

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57) Knucklehead

Wolves and lions. Those are the two things that people just can’t seem to get right when they pay for super cheap tattoos by amateur artists.

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58) The truth is out there

This X-Files fan might love Scully and Mulder but they apparently didn’t want to buck up for a real tattoo artist. Oopsy.

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59) The King of Pop?

We’ll just leave this right here for you to ponder over for a while.

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60) One way not to get a date

This was a profile picture on the Tinder dating app. We’re wondering what kind of women he’s reeling in.

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Some of these are painful to look at while others are just hilarious. Which one do you think was the worst?

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60 Brides Who Look Like They Could Really Use A Hug

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Weddings are stressful and sometimes they bring out the worst in people. They can also be full of mishaps.

After all the planning and worrying, it feels like there’s so much at stake on your wedding day that it’s hard to relax.

And let’s face it, sometimes those bad things happen and you can either laugh them off or let them ruin your day.

Most of the brides you see here have recovered since their wedding snafus, although we hope there was someone there to comfort them and tell them that it was all going to be ok.

We sure want to give them a hug after looking at these photos.

 

1. White on white

 

This photo went viral to the point that the bride was forced to explain that her mother-in-law was actually a really nice person who had just bought the most budget-conscious dress she could find, not realizing her faux pas.

We still can’t believe someone would do this and not realize their mistake though.

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2. Falling for you

These two fell not only once but TWICE during their first dance!

Talk about going head over heels!

A bruised bride is that last thing you want.

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3. Welcome to the family

This dog knew exactly what was going on and wanted to make sure his new dad realized that mom was still bulldog territory.

So he peed on her dress during the vows.

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4. Waterworks

If rain on your wedding day is supposed to be good luck, then is falling in a lake EXTRA good luck?

We just really hope this didn’t happen before the ceremony.

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5. There goes the bride

Speaking of wedding day water fails, maybe we should just all agree to stay off docks for photos.

This would have been a nice photo had everyone not almost drowned.

We just hope the dresses dried out in time.

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6. Stuck on you

Sometimes love is so unexpected it gives you whiplash.

Other times you get it because your veil gets caught on the rustic wood of your wedding venue and snaps your head back with it.

That’s quite a memorable walk down the aisle!

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7. For better or worse

See, the bride is smart. She’s drinking coffee.

At least she’ll always remember that special time the groom fell asleep on her during the wedding.

We bet the wedding night was rockin’.

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8. Down the aisle

Yikes.

We hope the look caught on her face doesn’t indicate how much pain she’s in after getting dropped.

We also hope they took their photos before there were grass stains all over her dress.

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9. Something blue

Brothers.

This poor bride had her mouth dyed blue after her brother gave her a “mint” before the ceremony.

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10. That special someone

Even if you like squirrels, your wedding day is not the time to have one want to play with you.

Or land on you.

Or scratch your shoulder in your sleeveless dress during your photos.

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11. I tumble for you

Falling is always embarassing.

But it’s epically embarassing when it happens as you descend the stairs for the first time as husband and wife.

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12. Abandon ship

Well, maybe there were some beautiful photos before this happened.

And as long as the ceremony took place, you can always “dance and dry” during the ceremony.

We’re trying to look on the bright side here because this looks like a nightmare.

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13. It’s tough to wear white

It’s hard to keep a white dress clean. It’s even harder when people keep spilling (or spitting!) their drinks on you.

We can tell by this bride’s body language in the photo that she could have really used a hug right then and there.

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14. Maid of dishonor

People should really have to pass a breathalyzer test before they make wedding speeches.

We hope this friend was appropriately mortified once she sobered up because no one else in that photo looks like they’re having a good time.

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15. The risk you take

Buying a wedding dress online is risky business.

We could do a whole slide show dedicated to Internet dress fails, but instead we’ll show you a few of our favorites.

This one is particularly bad because it looks like she was dressed in toilet paper and THEN got attacked by dogs.

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16. We hope there was a backup

That moment when you get the dress of your dreams and instead of a top it has pasties.

Maybe the skirt could be salvaged?

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17. Not even the color?!

Well, we have to say that if the dress wasn’t two different sizes on the top and bottom and GREEN to top it off, it might actually look pretty similar to the one in the photo.

But alas…

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18. Nailed it

This is like a Pinterest fail from Hell.

But it’s supposed to be a bridal gown.

Fingers crossed that this could be returned and there was enough time to find a real dress before the big day.

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19. In sickness and in health

Now, see, THIS ia a beautiful dress.

But it probably looks better when the bride isn’t face-down on the bathroom floor.

We’d probably wait to give her a hug in this case.

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20. Piece of cake

Who decided that weddings should involve tall, delicate pastries, knives, and white dresses? It’s all a recipe for disaster.

In this case, we can’t help but feel bad for the bride who is watching her cake head for the floor.

Save the macarons!

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Source: @noideportugal/Instagram

21. Tiers of tears

Really though, why do we balance pastry upon pastry and then expect it all not to fall over?

We bet this bride was wishing she had just ordered the cupcakes.

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22. Together until the end (of the staircase)

The bride said there was no damage to the dress, but what about her skin and her pride?

Sounds like the groom needed a hug in this case too!

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23. Birds of a feather

We don’t know how much birdseed ended up in her mouth or eyes, but we do know we’d be pretty mad at whoever threw a bucket of it.

That’s one less person invited to the reception.

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24. A family affair

How incredibly rude is it to wear white to someone’s wedding?

In this case, we don’t think these sisters wanted another woman in the family. And it looks like they don’t deserve one.

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Source: @graciedickinson/Twitter

25. Blackmail material

This bride had a bit too much to drink at her reception.

In fact, her guests were still downstairs at the bar!

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26. Not standing on ceremony

If we were this bride we’d be wondering if our new husband could hold up his end of the whole “til death do us part” deal if he can’t even make sure she got across the street ok.

We’re not sure why everyone is leaving this bride in the dust, but we hope she turned right around and found that open bar.

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Source: @Louise_Cusak/Twitter

27. Blunder-in-law

This is why people elope.

Parents, when your kids have a wedding without you, it’s because they’ve probably seen things like this.

How do you even put a stop to this and regain control of your own wedding?

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Source: @halfwrittensong/Twitter

28. Family matters

Your siblings probably aren’t trying to ruin your big day. And yet, somehow you manage to get dropped on the ground anyway.

The look on this bride’s face seems to say “I’m not surprised this is happening.”

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29. That’s love

Some embarassing wedding moments make you realize you married the right person. And then make you wonder how you’re related to others.

When this bride took a fall, her husband came to sit on the floor with her.

Then her brother happened

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Source: @kme2of9/Twitter

30. Bride overboard

This poor bride!

Alas, her friend doesn’t seem terribly concerned that she’s about to fall backwards down a hillside!

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31. Cocktail fail

While the bride managed to get her dress clean after having a cocktail sink into it before the reception, we can tell by her stance in the photo on the left that she’s a bit worried.

Why do we wear white to these things again?

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32. You had one job

This one can only be explained by the bride herself:

“As soon as we left the church, the cops showed up. Limo driver ran a red light and unfortunately did not have a current license. Seriously? You’re a limo driver.”

Luckily, a groomsman had the proper license and convinced the “limo driver” to let him take the wheel.

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33. Duct tape to the rescue

This bride dislocated her knee on her wedding night, but she still managed a smile.

Duct tape isn’t an ideal compliment to a wedding dress, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

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34. Swept up in it all

We hope the bride is laughing as hard as the groom underneath her dress.

If not, we imagine a lonely wedding night.

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35. A magical day

So much for that magestic unicorn-riding photoshoot.

These photos went viral for obvious reasons after a photographer kept shooting after the bride fell off her horse.

Luckily, she can now look back on it and laugh.

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Source: Woman’s Day via Pinterest

36. Attack of the ankle biters

Well that’s one way to ruin a wedding dress.

Granted, they get dragged around during the recemony and reception and the bottom gets damaged anyway, but that’s usually at the end of the night. AFTER the photos.

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37. Veiled emotions

Geez, people, be careful of the veil!

This poor bride looks like this snafu is tearing out her hair!

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Source: Twitter

38. Waves of emotion

Getting married by a beautiful body of water?

Well, when disaster strikes – like a rogue wave – all you can do is hope your photographer keeps snapping photos so you get something epic out of it.

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Source: NBC San Diego

39. Gone to the birds

It’s probably best not to involve any live animals in your wedding – it only adds extra stress.

In this case, these doves were MAD – and they acted accordingly towards the bride AND groom.

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40. What goes up…

If you’re bouncing around with your new wife in your arms you really need to make sure you have the appropriate upper body strength and aren’t just powered by an energy rush and a desire to show off.

Otherwise, things are going to get awkward.

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41. Fanning the flames of love

It seems like a bad sign to have your getaway car start on fire after the wedding (or any time during the wedding, for that matter.)

We wonder how much the dry cleaning bill will be when they need to get that smoky smell out of their clothing.

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42. Bonkers bridesmaid

Well, we don’t know exactly who the bride is (and we’re sure she prefers it that way) but it appears she made a bad decision in choosing her maid of honor.

Once you start running people over, you’ve officially ruined someone’s wedding.

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43. Bridal blunder

Frankly, we’re surprised there’s more than one photo of a bride falling a horse out there.

But this is just more proof that big fluffy dresses and horses just don’t mix.

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Source: Aquagenie/Reddit

44. DIY photographer

If you spend thousands of dollars on a photographer only to have some relative ruin a beautiful photo with their phone camera, it’s safe to say you need a hug.

But that’s probably just to hold you back from strangling them.

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Source: danielsting/Reddit

45. Just pay attention

Yet another guest who thinks their epic wedding shot is more important than being respectful of the event.

This guest fell right through the flower hedges as the bride was walking down the aisle, which had to be cleaned up – and then the professional photos were probably ruined on that part of the aisle to boot.

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Source: Teerendog/Reddit

46. Another territorial terror

Once again, we see just how much dogs hate weddings. It’s like they know that they’re favorite person’s attention is about to be divided from then on out.

Here we have yet another bride who is the victim of a territorial “marking.”

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47. Already?!

We can only hope REALLY hard that this is the father of the bride and not the groom playing grab ass with another woman on his wedding day.

Either way, this bride deserved better behavior.

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Source: via The Stir

48. DIY dangers

This bride did all of the flowers herself – arches, corsages, and table ornaments! Unfortunately they were poisonous Lillies of the Valley.

She made it through the ceremony but had to immediately head off to the E.R. for an adrenaline shot before returning to the ceremony.

Sounds (and looks!) like a long, dramatic day. In the bad way.

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49. What an Outkast

This is what it looks like when someone hits shuffle on your carefully-curated playlist and the song you were supposed to dance to with your dad, “Father And Daughter” by Paul Simon, doesn’t play.

Instead you get “Hey-Ya!” by Outkast.

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50. Send me a sign

It wasn’t until the next day that this bride noticed that her ceremony photos all had a giant STOP sign in the back of them.

But at least she had a good enough sense of humor to post them on Reddit.

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Source: Reddit

51. Grand entrance

Imagine walking down the aisle on the most special day of your life and seeing your fiance looking at you like this.

To be fair, he had no idea that this was his “calm” face.

Maybe he should have stuck with his nervous face.

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Source: @Patrick_Neville/Twitter

52. Flower girl fail

We hope this bride didn’t want a photo of the moment she and her husband exchanged vows or else she’ll have to do some major cropping.

Toddlers don’t quite understand why they can’t be the center of attention all the time.

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Source: Abby Photography

53. In your face

People’s passive-agressive sides really come out at weddings.

We’d probably hit her back with our bouquet.

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Source: @ianjweldon/Instagram

54. Blown away

No need to sweep this bride off her feet – the wind is already doing a good job of that.

We just hope she didn’t get too much lipstick on her veil.

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Source: @ianjweldon/Instagram

55. Mother-in-law from Hell

This MIL was taken to task online for her totally creepy antics – which started with wearing a sheer white lace dress to her son’s wedding.

Then she tethered herself to the groom, even indulging in what guests referred to as a “creepy” dance in which her behavior resembled a bride more than a mother.

This poor bride does NOT look amused, judging by her body language.

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Source: via The Daily Mail

56. Devoted to destruction

What is it with dogs and wedding dresses?

We’re not sure of the circumstances behind this photo, but we sure hope she and the dress were ok.

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Source: swishtoday.com

57. Wedding crasher

In a truly bizarre incident that went viral, a Chinese groom’s ex-girlfriend showed up to his wedding and interrupted the couple’s first kiss.

She was wearing a wedding dress and threw herself at his feet begging him to take her back.

The groom was embarassed but the bride was mad enough to leave.

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Source: via The Daily Mail

58. Dirty dress

All of her photos have now kindly been Photoshopped, but this mom was crestfallen when she realized her young special needs son defacated on her dress moments before the ceremony.

No amout of scrubbing could remove the stain OR the smell from her garment.

But the show goes on.

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Source: mirror.co.uk

59. Bullseye

The night before your wedding you’re supposed to be pampering yourself – but not too much becaue you don’t want to aggravate your skin.

Unfortuantely, this bride got a huge mosquito bite right in the center of her forehead with hours to spare before prep time.

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Source: @shalestagram/Instagram

60. The gift of glitter

This poor bride got glitter bombed by a “friend” on her way down the aisle.

We don’t know how on Earth she kept her composure after that since she’s probably still picking it out of her hair today.

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Source: @vicksjay/Instagram

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When you think of vandalism you might think about random graffiti spraypainted on the side of a building or overpass. Or perhaps something more serious like breaking windows or damaging property.

Even though there are those types of negative instances of vandalism that happen all the time – there are actually some pretty clever ones out there too that really…aren’t so bad.

These 70 vandals were thinking outside the box when they took to the streets.

Should this type of vandalism be illegal? You be the judge.

1) A teeny tiny Ant–Man versus Yellow Jacket on this smashed pole.

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2) Can you really be upset at a Cookie Monster trash bin though?

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Source: Reddit

3) Too adorable to be considered vandalism

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Source: Miguel Marquez Outside

4) Now you can’t unsee it.

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Source: Reddit

5) Everybody was kung-fu fighting

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Source: Facebook

6) It’s funny what the mind sees, isn’t it?

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Source: Imgur

7) A bit morbid, but creative nonetheless

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Source: Facebook

8) Calvin & Hobbes takin’ a ride

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Source: Oakoak

9) “I saw this stairway at school…did what I had to do.”

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Source: Reddit

10) Creepy and amazing all at the same time.

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Source: Oakoak

11) One letter makes all the difference

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Source: Reddit

12) You really should incorporate some veggies though.

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Source: Reddit

13) Be aware of UFO abductions

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Source: Oakoak

14) You can’t not laugh.

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Source: Imgur

15) We want to hear the backstory here

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Source: Reddit

16) That’s one way to get the city to do their job

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Source: Reddit

17) Someone had time on their hands to create this mini Pac-Man

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Source: Bored Panda/Sandrine Boulet

18) Everything is going to be okay.

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Source: Street Art Utopia

19) This one really hits home.

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20) Carrying a heavy load

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Source: Reddit

21) To push or not to push?

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Source: Flickr

22) Aww. Don’t toss your garbage on Tom Hanks.

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23) Oh, no!

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Source: Oakoak

24) It’s very rude to stare!

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Source: Reddit

25) From funny to funnier

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Source: Reddit

26) But who doesn’t want pie?!

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27) Spell it correctly, dang it!

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Source: Imgur

28) Someone drew eyebrows on the leprechaun and it’s terrifying

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Source: Reddit

29) It would be impossible not to smile at this.

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Source: Bored Panda

30) This is just uncomfortable to look at for some reason

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Source: Facebook

31) Makes sense

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32) See? You DID need to remember that in math class!

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Source: MobyPicture

33) Why so angry?

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Source: Reddit

34) Right in the chest.

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35) I want to live in this neighborhood.

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Source: Imgur

36) She does have some serious pitch

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Source: Oakoak

37) It means no worries, mate!

38) All fire hydrants should be minions.

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Source: Imgur

39) Just sex it up a little

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Source: Reddit

40) Potty humor – the humor no one wants to laugh at but always do

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41) Googly eyes really change the feel of the movie

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Source: Reddit

42) Or the feel of anything really.

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Source: Reddit

43) Don’t worry, be happy!

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44) Someone strapped a bike pump to a pole to help commuters.

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Source: Reddit

45) Watch out for Le Road Bump

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Source: Bored Panda

46) “The Claw! The Claw!”

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Source: Reddit

47) More creepy googly eyes

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Source: Bored Panda

48) This realtor’s sense of humor is spot on

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Source: Reddit

49) These words of wisdom

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50) Temporary and innocently funny

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51) Seems ironic

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52) Because you’re having a good time?

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53) Oh, lighten up, Jeff.

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Source: Reddit

54) So THAT’S why we call him that

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55) Typical.

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56) Now you’re singing it aren’t you?

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57) Just a subtle suggestion

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58) Just sit back and watch the show

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59) Rock on but don’t walk on

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60) But I want to keep my ass

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61) Much less doom and gloom

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62) We can put a man on the moon but we can’t figure this out.

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63) Bump turned man with a hat

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64) Eat a healthier breakfast, people.

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Source: Reddit

65) Wholesome vandalism

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66) Imagine if you didn’t know how to type without looking

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67) Lord of the Rings humor

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68) My eye!!

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69) Literally.

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70) That’s a very true statement.

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Have these vandals changed your perception on what is considered “good” or “bad” vandalism? What if it makes you smile? Should it be illegal? After seeing these, it might be hard to decide.

 

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