Instagram never ceases to amaze with the amount of people who are addicted to using Photoshop’s magic wand!
Some people do it for the recognition and attention, but sadly others do it because they’re unhappy with their real looks. It’s even gotten to the point where women are ashamed of their knuckles!
To that end, here are 50 Instagrammer’s who have gone way over the deep end with filters that give them impossibly smooth skin, 8-foot long spider legs, and eyes so big that it would even scare the Big Bad Wolf from Little Red Riding Hood!
1) “Legend”
So this guy looks like he might have actually worked hard for his ripped body, but perhpas it wasn’t quite to his standards. You know your quest for perfection has taken a turn for the worst when you turn to Photoshop. The warped closet gives it all away. Sir, you probably look great without it!
Ooops, this woman forgot to run the beauty filter on her reflection in the window. She also overlooked her disproportionately chubby hands, which don’t match her superficially slimmed-down body.
@eternalrefuge86:
“It’s like she just photoshopped an entirely different person in her place.”
Reflections aren’t the only thing that Insta-queens forget to airbrush out! Shadows tell a different story, and in this case the fake boot curves were saying they felt a bit deflated.
5) “All of her photos are heavily facetuned, but this one is just beyond”
Some girls want to look like real-life Barbie dolls. But, this one has somehow managed to turn herself into cardboard cutout of a blow-up doll!
@rhiiii:
“They look like low rendered video game characters.”
@sheeana407:
“We made a full cricle, 15 years ago people had phones with sh*tty cameras so they took potato quality pictures, now they have fancy phones that can take good pictures and use them to facetune pictures into potato quality.”
Great news, ladies! The latest and greatest Photoshop filter can now give you that transparent, see-thru nose your plastic surgeon always refused to give you.
Is it any wonder that “catfish” has taken on an entirely new meaning in our vocabulary? This is really unfair to the poor guys who get caught in her deceptive lure.
@Agh-Bee:
“Jeeeeeze. If she went missing and they used her insta pics she would neverrrr be found, even if she walked into a police station!”
10) “Nothing normal about this picture.. at all..”
This looks like some lonely guy stuffed his fun-size blowup doll into a puffy jacket to make her look more presentable in public. Big eyes that go all the way to your ears don’t exist in real life!
@PerilousAll:
“Looks like one of those creepy dolls that’ll kill you in your sleep.”
It’s really hard to find something nice to say about this girl, especially since everything about this look screams WTF! There’s no fixing that face, but she’d have nice hair if it weren’t for that Dandruff Bride of Chucky look.
@little_missHOTdice:
“She looks like how I feel when I’m trying to not look high in front of the cashier…”
Everyone should be scared of thee ladies! The Stepford Wives have stepped out of the pages of a fictional book/movie and are now a part of our reality!
@questionablequeef:
“I’m not seeing any actual happiness in those smiles.”
14) “Left is from the official show account, right is the one she posted.”
How did we get to the point where women are so ashamed of their bodies? This gorgeous woman has wonderfully envious curves in the before pic! Why can’t she see that?
@electrodiva69:
“Do these people not realise that they are on television, ie. everyone already knows what they look like?”
Britney Spears has an amazing fit body, just look at those toned legs! She’s never going look she did in her teeny bopper I’m A Slave 4 U days, so why can’t she just embrace her womanhood? It just goes to show that even celebrities are still pressured to look a certain way.
@OigoAlgo:
“Absolutely, she’s fit as hell! I wonder what’s going through her head. Poor thing.”
@jenavarela:
“I agree, I’ve seen her live videos and she’s super tone. I hope she knows that she’s beautiful regardless of what the bullies are telling her on insta.”
16) “Caught one in the wild as they say. He’s a very corrupt lawyer in my country.”
This poor guy is trying to fake a dad bod, but he’s not succeeding because the rest of him isn’t exactly ripped. Well, at least he has those amazing looking feet going for him! You know what they say about guys with big no toes.
@Swooty:
“Someone needs to tell him his abs are migrating.”
18) “This girl is known for calling people ugly on Facebook and says she doesn’t edit her pics….lol”
It’s all fun and games until you have people like this woman, who actually think they’re fooling people. Magic fairy wands don’t exist in real life, ya’ll!
This guy looks like he could snap in half as easily as the twigs he’s holding in the 2009 photo. If he doesn’t stop working on those obliques, this is what’s going to happen to him:
@TheRedditReportShow:
“By 2029 he going to be legs and hips with a levitating torso above them.”
23) “This is the mother of a girl I grew up near. Her instagram is full of this sort of stuff.”
Okay, that’s just weirdly unattractive. It looks halfway decent until you get to the stick-straight legs.
@Trash-kitty:
“If you’re gonna edit your ass to look like a diaper, at least edit your thighs to match.”
@anabeeverhousen:
“There’s just so much to dissect here. My favorite is 100% the floating glasses. Who are you, Morpheus? You couldn’t even be bothered to wear real sunglasses?”
24) “Beautiful girl… I don’t know why she does this.”
Look at the difference in her eyes! Before she was happy, but this woman looks like a dead zombie with a really good makeup application in the after photo.
25) “Saw this on Pinterest. Girl went crazy with the smoothing tool. Her face literally looks like a sim to me.”
Maybe all these photos are further proof that we’re actually living in a virtual reality, Matrix-like, simulated world. At least she picked a good looking character to play, some of us should be so lucky!
@durianisking:
“I thought why was i looking at some PS2 character.”
26) “I personally hate the “snatched waist” look. It looks so weird and unneeded. We’re humans not plastic barbies, no need for unrealistic expectations.”
To be fair, some women do have a naturally tiny, hourglass “snatched” waist. This girl just isn’t one of them, but she still has has a totally enviable figure!
@gayangst666:
“Man I used to wear a waist trainer like every day to achieve this dumb look. Now I don’t care lol.”
Oh great, on top of feeling bad about our boobs, butts, and thighs, now we’re supposed to feel bad our knuckles and fingers. Our impossibly long, totally smooth, 6-inch hot dog fingers…
@artesian-cement:
“How do these people not understand that without the wrinkles on your fingers they would literally not bend.”
Anti-feminist mission accomplished! You can’t help but stare directly at her boobs, because staring at anything else in this photo is just too frightening.
@bk2705:
“This has the same shape as a suit coat on a hangar.”
@MeyerOfLemonTown:
“Yet they couldn’t photoshop that terribly fitted bra into place. Whack.”
When did insanity become the new normal? Why is looking like a spoon with boobs a thing?
@peachapatchi:
“I read a comment once asking how people still believe she looks like the right every day. That’s honestly what I thought she looked like. I don’t watch her on TV or follow her social media, this sub is really the only place I realized how she looks in real life.”
31) “My hair stylist was warning me about unrealistic hair expectations due to photoshopped photos on Instagram like this one.”
This seems to be an achievable look with the right stylist and lots of bleaching, but apparently even this is a ruse. At least when she’s old and gray, she’ll have lots of Photoshop experience and can make it look black.
32) “I just can’t deal with this one particular girl, I just had to follow her because of the crazy editing.”
There’s having a sharp jawline, and then there’s this. This girl could just use her chin instead of her fingers to point when people ask her for directions!
@Khajiit_Has_Upvotes:
“I’m gonna be honest if I encountered somebody who actually looked like this I would be curious what genetic/congenital defect(s) s/he has. Why do people want to look like this lol.”
34) “Local “influencer” badly photoshopping on different clothes”
Does anyone here remember those cardboard doll cutouts that you could dress up with paper clothes? This guy is a real life version of those paper dolls.
This is what happens when aliens get bored of the usual experiments. They start crossbreeding humans and daddy long leg spiders to achieve this out of this world “legs from here to heaven” look.
38) “She is always making her waist tiny and editing her arms to create a muscular build.”
Why did she have to go and ruin a perfectly fine strong yet feminine look? The only thing wrong with her real life photo is the shorts that make her look like she has a huge camel toe!
@koshka69:
“She looks like a action figure from Robot Chicken.”
39) “I can’t get over the difference! Don’t believe what you see on Instagram folks.”
At least she already has a man by her side that seems to like her just the way she is. But, why didn’t she at least fix her bulging underboob in the fixed photo?
@anonymous:
“I’m so glad I found this sub, I used to believe the images were real and made myself feel shitty for not looking like it.”
40) “Photo on left is from when she first joined Instagram. Photo on right is recent and after influencer fame. Might as well be a different person.”
What’s with the fascination these Insta-fluencers have with skinny stick noses and top-heavy fish lips? They all look like the same bad caricature of one another!
@BelleLorage:
“I know this might sound a bit weird, but it seems like she’s in that wave of “influencers” trying to be ambiguously racially diverse?”
@GailaMonster:
“It’s called “blackfishing” (like catfishing), and it’s like modern day blackface in a way. Super uncomfortable.”
43) “When you’re influencing so hard you grow a second bellybutton.”
You can never have enough belly buttons to play with. Like the saying goes, the more the merrier!
@aya-b:
“When your belly button faces a different direction than your torso.”
@uberduger:
“This is truly bizarre, because it must have taken at least a minute or two to do the actual photoshopping, and she didn’t f**king notice the double bellybutton? Absolutely baffling.”
Whoa! This is the difference between a mom and her daughter. Mom’s gone a little cray cray in the brain if she thinks people won’t eventually catch on to her game!
@Pineapple_Herder:
“I know filters and edits can make someone feel better about themselves or in this case remember a time when they were more youthful… But this is just sad.”
Here’s a philosophical question for you. Just what kind of world do we live in, where the totally fake, over the top boobs are actually the most realistic thing in the photo?
@Aurorablue6:
“Wow. Just…wow. That is not how bodies work. So many things going on here.”
@madmaxturbator:
“Yeah this is bizarre and rather horrific… I am afraid of spiders and this is definitely concerning to me.”
I don’t think Michael Jackson had this in mind when he wrote that song. But Photoshopping yourself like this seems like behavior that only the criminally insane would engage in!
@maggoonie:
“What’s a real crime is the old lady behind him that’s fused to his face…”
There’s the right way of doing things, and then there’s the wrong way of doing things. But how can a solution be wrong when it’s faster? This is how.
Every day, we go through small internal battles. We argue with ourselves over doing things right or doing things fast. The 40 people ahead all opted to do things fast. And the consequences came even faster as a result!
If you look closely, you’ll be able to see that some of the column uses new wood. Thanks to this restoration, the roof that the column’s holding up should stay in place for weeks. Warning: Do not play Jenga with this!
For once, the sockets are making the right expression
Drilling metal screws into the plugs? What could possibly go wrong? The weird thing about this one is that it actually took some effort to do something so stupid.
That or they were inspired by the whole, “walk the plank,” spirit. They can probably also make amazing card towers. Also, what is that platform/plank thing?
Why have an emergency when you can just not have an emergency? This is some of the best self help advice out there. That phone should write a motivational book.
Watching a scary movie in this seat is not advised
Sure, there’s being lax about health and safety, and then there’s actually setting a deathtrap. This definitely veers into the latter! Someone get that guy a hardhat!
Was he trying to fix the roof or trying to reach heaven? With this method, he’ll get there one way or the other. Or maybe that other place with the fire and stuff.
Again, this is one of those lazy solutions that end up taking more effort than doing it properly. Some people are so determined to be lazy that they put in tons of effort. What heroes.
Seeing that cone will be so reassuring after you’ve broken your leg. Maybe the manager meant that they should put the cone outside of the hole? Hey, they don’t get paid to think sensibly.
This warning could save your life if you didn’t see it
Is this tag made from paper from a tree that fell when no one was around to hear it? Also, why is there a full stop after the word “found”? That’s the real issue here.
If only there was a place that we could put things that don’t work. Just think, we could employ people to take these things away. Perhaps we could even reuse parts of these broken things in non-broken things?
One day, they’ll invent an elevator that doesn’t share its “off” button with a lightswitch
And before anyone complains, they underlined the words “do not.” They like to be extra cautious like that! What’s the longest someone’s been trapped in the elevator here?
Because, when it lands on the road, it isn’t a problem any more. Fun fact: this truck got pulled over pretty soon. Another fun fact: the driver lost their license.
Bet all the women are jealous that they can’t get man caves now. Sadly, this is just seconds away from being a man cave in. It was fun while it lasted.
Sometimes when your health is out of balance you can’t see yourself clearly. When people struggle with something physical, like weight, they can’t always see how beautiful they really are. These people didn’t even realize how attractive they were until they worked on themselves, but now they can celebrate their appearances every day.
These 30 people have powerful stories, and their transformations are absolutely amazing. Their messages are so inspiring.
“I was depressed because of the way I looked. I didn’t even want to live. But I decided that I was able to change everything, so I started losing weight… I feel great, and I’m enjoying my life!”
“My weight was 330 lb when I finally decided to start losing weight… But now I have a new goal — 180 lb. I’ve started my way to it! I wish you luck too.”
“A short time ago, I realized that the most important thing is to care about your appearance properly, feel good, and be a confident and interesting person.”
“I felt overwhelmed, but I decided to take one day at a time. I didn’t know if I would live or die. I just knew that I had to focus on the day I was living. I had a ‘lose weight or die trying’ mentality.”
“I knew I owed it to my son to try to break the family tree of obesity. There are so many compromises to being an obese parent: I was simply forfeiting the ability to participate in so many wonderful moments.”
Not all of us are fashion experts. This is why we try to experiment and mix and match clothes to see if we can look more stylish. Unfortunately, the more we try to look more fashionable, the more we end up failing. The risky fashion choice we make often leaves us looking ridiculous and weird in other people’s eyes.
Fortunately, fashion disasters aren’t always bad. In fact, they can be transformed into little entertainment and also a warning for others to never try to copy them.
Here are the most cringe-worthy fashion fails you need to see this year:
1. Brown logo on white shoes
In theory, putting a brown logo on a white background will make a product look classy. In reality, a brown logo on white shoes just looks like bird poo from afar.
This is actually a good pair of shoes if you always walk on mud or dirt. You won’t have to worry about cleaning your shoes. Plus, its design can work as camouflage for when you accidentally stepped on your dog’s poo.
Will you give up or will you never give up? Well, it’s a good shirt to wear if you still can’t decide. At least, you’re letting other people know where you stand.
There’s nothing wrong with being gay. However, if you are seriously working on showing support to your team, you might want to find another way to do that.
The way this shirt is marketed is quite confusing. Should you not iron it because it doesn’t look wrinkly or should you not iron it because it’s designed to look wrinkled?
You’ll have to take a closer look for you to actually understand what this shirt is trying to say. The image at the bottom is a glass and the text is supposed to mean “shot”.
Using images to replace a letter can make a design look extra nice. However, you just have to make sure that the image actually looks like the letter. Otherwise, you’ll end up making something like this one.
If you ever pooped on yourself by accident, this is the dress that’ll save your day. On a regular day, however, I think it’s best to avoid this dress and this design.
If you are going to issue a warning, it’s best to keep it all in one area. That way, you won’t look like you are actually encouraging a negative behavior like this one.
This look would have been better if she colored her hair completely. With just a few colored areas, it looked weird and awful. It’s like someone spilled paint on her head.
This shirt looks like it has been cut in half and sewn together without checking the alignment of the stripes. Intentional or not, it’s hard to believe that anyone would buy it.
It’s hard to understand why someone would buy this sweater. It’s even harder to understand why a sweater in this condition would cost nearly a thousand dollars.
