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50 Weirdest Jobs Found On Craigslist

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There are all kinds of businesses that need help and a lot of private people too. Not all jobs being posted are what can be considered to be an average or normal job. There are some pretty weird job postings that have been offered to applicants. Here is a collection of 50 of them that makes one wonder if anyone really did apply for them.

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1) Urine Drug Screen Collector

“What is required is the ability to drive a 23-foot RV around the state of Washington. The job is part time, so it appears the rest of your week can be dedicated to touristy RV fun.”

When people ask what you do for a living you can simply say a luxurious pee collector.

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2) Scaring A Child

“The posting was headlined, ‘Scare my child. Will pay,’” says Bryon. “I had to inquire.” It turned out to be exactly as stupid as what you’re expecting. A father wanted a stranger to scare his child straight.”

When the Mom got home she was less than impressed.

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3) Looking For A Beard Mentor

I’ve had a moustache and beard often on over the years and I’ve tried styling in the past but I just can’t seem to get it to the next level. I’m looking for some srs protests with this as well as possibly some styling services by someone with skilled hands.”

This ad wouldn’t be so bad, but he asks for a beard and mustache resume and pictures of their work. Now, why wouldn’t the guy just go to his local barber, or is he really looking for something more.

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4) Female Social Drinkers

“For the sake of research, women ages 18 to 30 are invited to participate in a study on alcohol and social interactions. While they’re looking for all ethnicities (their emphasis, not mine), only women who are unattached will qualify. Up to $350 in Amazon gift certificates are on the line!”

Sounds a little fishy. Are 18-year-olds legally permitted to drink alcohol?

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5) Seeking Bodyguard Named Betty

“I am a Paul Simon fan in my mid 30 is my name is Al the past 20 years I’ve been searching for a friend named Betty with whom I can sing the Paul Simon song you can call me out. Imagine how much fun we could have singing along with the lyrics pointing at each other when our names are mentioned.”

Sounds a little unusual. What happens when he creates a passion for another song that might be more explicit?

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6) Getaway Driver (Maybe)

“I was paid $40 to wait in a car on some residential street,” says Bryon. “[The guy] said he might need a ride from there, and didn’t want it to be from Uber because he would need it immediately. He stressed that it wasn’t for anything illegal when I asked him and only said, ‘I’ll need you only if I can’t drive away.’ I had no idea what that meant, but I thought maybe he would get drunk and need a ride home.”

This is really taking your chances. Try explaining this one to the police if you ended up being an accomplish to a crime you didn’t know about.

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7) Professional Pancake Flipper

“Here, you’ll be flipping them all day long at Chris Cakes of Colorado in Evergreen, Colo. Sadly, there will be other job requirements that will take away from the tossing time, which include but are not limited to light building maintenance.”

There are two sides to every pancake.

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8) Paid Non-Sexual Date

“I had to send in a picture and a list of likes, then a woman selected me to be her date for a night. I met her at a restaurant … she was very overweight, short, and had a missing fingernail. She also said ‘retard’ to describe every person she met, which was a little uncomfortable. And she talked almost the entire time.”

At the end of the evening, he just assumed she was lonely and wanted someone to have dinner with her and talk.

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9)Outgoing Dudes To Man The Restroom – “No Hotheads”

“There is a Phoenix restroom in need of three “mature male restroom attendants” for crowd control. Don’t think you can slack off just because your office is the men’s room. This job requires someone with a professional look and demeanor who can provide at least four premium colognes.”

Unlimited bathroom breaks are provided. Not the sweetest job in the world.

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10) Gorilla

“The good patrons of Lawrenceville Mercer Mall in New Jersey are in for a treat. European Wax Center is hiring an enthusiastic and friendly person to dress up in a gorilla suit to hand out free wax cards six hours a day.”

The person must be friendly and hand out free waxing services cards for six hours a day. The message must be Europeans are as hairy as gorillas. Better hope the days are not too hot.

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11) Dog Shit Cleaner

“He’s bought a special pooper scooper and everything. “On a few jobs, I actually went back to my storage locker and got my Shop-Vac and literally vacuumed backyards of dog poop. On the last house I cleaned, the owner went outside and walked around.”

A shitty job I’d say.

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12) Min-Marshmallow Hand Feeder

“If you’re an open-minded, honest, clean, hard worker in Austin, Texas, this could be the job for you! Tasks may include hand-feeding mini-marshmallows, racing shopping carts and playing Pictionary. Applicants must like childlike, innocent fun and submit a resume in Haiku form.”

Who in their right mind would want to work for nothing just because it is fun?

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13) Cat Holder-Downer

“An industrious home-groomer in Asheville, N.C., needs help with his “rockin’ awesome cat” as he gives it a haircut. While the half-hour gig only pays $10 in cash, the holder-downer will also be compensated with beer, good music and stimulating conversation. To ease applicants’ worries, the description states: “You may bring a companion, alert the authorities of your whereabouts and do anything else you need to make sure you feel safe.”

No mention about danger pay, if kitty decides to not like you.

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14) Crime Scene Technicians

“premier provider of crime scene clean up services” seeks technicians in New Hampshire on an on-call basis to respond to extreme cleaning situations. These can include death scenes, meth labs, hoarders, trauma, workplace accidents with significant blood spills and general gross filth.”

At first glance, excited applicants may have thought they were going to be the next CSI star.

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15) Snorkel Farm Delivery

“But when I got there, there was a huge pile of snorkels waiting outside. It had to be over 100. He told me where to drive them. As he shoveled them into my trunk, I looked up where he wanted me to go, and it was this town nowhere close to the ocean. When I got there … it was this old farmhouse.”

This guy showed a lot of restraint by not asking any questions.

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16) Mothball Grinder

“I was hired on this one job to make some sort of moth-killing fluid,” says Bryon. “I showed up in this nearly empty strip mall store. This really friendly guy came out, shook my hand, and led me in. Inside were just all these bags of mothballs. My job was to crush them into a fine powder with him and his son.”

Wonder if they supplied nose plug, the smell of those moth balls must have been near unbearable.

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17) Palm Sunday Palm Tosser

“It was Palm Sunday,” says Bryon. “A really big church had a bunch of palm fronds, and we were instructed to wave the fronds and give one to everyone we saw. Me and this woman were assigned an intersection, and since it was warm, all the windows were down, so we could talk with them. But they rolled up the windows.”

Well at least they had been palm leaves to fan themselves with.

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18) Equally Unqualified Caregiver

“All I had to do was keep someone’s elderly father company all day and help around when he needed it. He had promised never to send his dad to a nursing home, so he stayed at home with him. He also couldn’t afford a full-time caregiver, and the VA only sent a nurse out three times a week.”

The ad didn’t really define help around when needed. This guy could have got himself into more than he bargained for when he took on this job.

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19) Dangerous Equipment Operator, With No Experience or Certifications Whatsoever

“I was selected to be a temporary loader off a Craigslist ad at a few outbuildings at someone’s house,” says Bryon, “and they literally gave me the keys to a forklift and said to move a bunch of boxes from one building to another. I said I didn’t know how to, but they sighed and said to please try because they had no one else.”

Talk about desperation. They obviously had not concept about the potential danger involved here. I would have asked for hazzard pay.

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20) Pack Leaders

“This could be the best job EVER!” Here’s your chance to be the alpha dog at your workplace in a very literal way. Pack Leaders supervise and play with active canines all day long. Keep in mind, most dogs in day care are either too precious (spoiled) to be left alone during working hours or too neurotic — where is Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan when you need him?”

Not exactly what it sounds like. This job is basically a doggie daycare worker. The additional duty of picking up dog poop is an added responsibility. Great job for dog lovers though.

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21) Ghost

“Are you a ghost surfing the web. Documentary style program is looking to contact a ghost on the Internet you are dead and reading this please respond what is your name how did you pass away while you surfing the Internet.”

Can you imagine if someone showed up in the middle of the night for this job interview. Wonder how the employer would respond.

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22) R Kelly Impersonator

“I am looking for an art Kelly impersonator to follow me around this Saturday and narrate everything I do is if it’s part of the song trapped in the closet. Hourly rate is negotiable all applicants are subject to audition. Looks are irrelevant.”

I wonder who may be trapped in the closet?

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23) Dog-Cloning Mad Scientist

“I need a mad scientist clone dog. It is the best dog in the universe and there should be two or more if in existence. I have $60. Thank you. NO FLAKES.”

No flakes because he doesn’t want any competition?

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24) An Exorcist

“So my boyfriend is buying a house on Wednesday. An old house. Built in the 40s. And I firmly believe it’s haunted. Like ghosts and shit just flying out walls. So in the event we walk in there and find out there some omens level shit going down I need to have the number of a good exorcist.”

Do you think this is her boyfriend’s way of getting rid of her?

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25) Dragon Slayer

“I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that is been flying over the North East side of Grand Rapids for the better part of the week. I am looking for someone to one lure said Dragon away from Grand Rapids to a more rural area. To force said Dragon to land in rural area. Slay said Dragon and what ever way you see fit.”

I wonder what kind of drugs this person is taking. Or if he sees pink elephants too.

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26) Jogging Partner

“I am looking for a person of athletic build to help me get in shape. I hate exercising with passions of the plan of action is this. I ingest Rohypnol (use apply the roofies as I don’t know where to purchase them] and you strap my body to yours.”

No wonder this person needs a jogging partner as they are displaying the height of laziness.

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27) Jedi Needed To Induce Labor

“I am nearing towards my due date and I am miserable. My child is about 9 lbs. now and I still have 2 weeks to go. I was hoping that tonight’s full moon will do the trick, but this child is snug as a bug in my uterus. I’m looking for someone who possesses Jedi powers to use their mind tricks on my child to convince him to come early.”

Girl, let nature take its course. Its not likely the little one is going to listen to a Jedi at this point anyway.

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28) Deity Wanted

“The grace of our Lord church seeks a new Lord worship. Candidates must be monotheistic in nature with at least 3000 years of experience. Absolutely no animal or human sacrifice must be required. Deities that do not forbid bacon or alcohol are preferred.”

How holy can this person be?

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29) Waiter needed for roughly 2 hours

“it’s kind of a fun change of pace by wife and I want to have a fancy dinner at McDonald’s. I need someone who is willing to be our waiter so that we can make this happen. We will show up for dinner wearing formal attire. You must provide your own formal attire for this gig. Slacks dress shoes and a button-down shirt and tie or a dark cocktail dress and flat. I will provide you with the tablecloth in nice place and wine glasses.”

MacDonalds! Really, you couldn’t think of any place better?

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30) Courthouse Chauffeur

“I need someone with a car Monday (Houston). I have a court date early tomorrow morning in concord. I need a ride up and back.”

This guy must have missed a few court dates. The Ad seems simple enough provided the destination is authentic and its not a scheduled robbery.

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31) Help Me Locate Deadbeat Dad

“Help me locate a person for $100 cash … I will pay you $100 cash if you can locate someone name Joe A. …Loves to eat and review restaurants. He is overweight. Has a dog.”

Aren’t there professionals that do this? Hopefully, anyone who fills this job position finds the right Joe A.

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32) Second Hand Panties

“I want to buy a thong from a latina 18+ (Houston) . If you are Latina, hot, 18+ send me an email I will buy your thong. Thanks. Must smell good.”

Disgusting Ad. Disgusting person!

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33) Pimp My Ride

“Can you help me pay for my smog ckeck and auto service to fix my car. Can you pay for some speaker for my car. Can you pay for my car interior to get done…. No sexual favors or nudity involved, you just by me stuff financially.”

This gal is looking for a guy with the word “sucker” written across his forehead.

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34) Breast Milk Models Wanted

“Pregnant and or lactating women wanted . We are looking for women that are pregnant and showing or lactating or both. You must be over 18 with id. This is a video gig.”

What pregnant woman is going to want to be on her feet for who knows how many hours to do a gig?

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35) Guy Seeks Facetime

“Cam with me (Los Angeles) . I am looking for a cool attractive girl I can skype (nudity is not required) and I will pay for your time via paypal.”

This sounds like one of those “proceed with caution” type of jobs.

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36) Take My 10 Question Math Quiz

“Hi. I need someone to take my 10 question math test. As soon as possible. The quiz is Precalculus on Conic Sections….the time limit is one hour. I need a good grade.”

This guy is pretty desperate. Can you imagine if his teacher responded to the ad?

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37) Counting Turns At Laundromat

“Bi-Lingual (English Spanish) person needed to monitor existing Laundromat usage. Person would be required to track each machine usage each ½ hour.”

Lunch and dinner included but what happened to breakfast

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38) Twerk Dancers Wanted 18+

“If you are 18+ twerk dancer and want to do a professional twerk video I have a studio and lighting and all I need is you.”

The person has studio and lighting but doesn`t mention any camera equipment. Hmm.

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39) Little Person Greeter

“A little person is needed in Fayetteville, Arkansas to greet someone at an airport. Must be between 2’8″ and 4’8”.

Payment for the job is free dinner. How humiliating for both parties.

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40) Ghouls

“This Delaware haunted house is in need of ghouls. Bonus if you can drive a tractor.”

What does a tractor have to do with anything

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41) Monkey Mascot

“Experienced mascot needed in New York City to greet conference attendees. Monkey suit provided.”

Sound like monkey business to me.

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42) Bikini Mower

“If you find yourself in Arkansas and in need of a good tan, contact the owners of Bikinimowing.com. Yes, it really exists.”

Sounds like a legit job just doesn’t tell you how you are going to get that tan.

This company is advertising for bikini mowers. Job offers a good tan. Ad states it really does exist. Wonder whos watching the mowing.

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43) Hairy Woman

“An extremely hairy (arms especially) female model is needed in Sacramento. This job pays $1,000 a day!”

I don`t think this job is just modeling.

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44) Milk Bottler

“This Boston-area farm needs help bottling raw milk. Cookies not included.”

Not a job for Santa.

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45)Foot Models

“Must Have Own Transportation, May Include Some Stomping” ($150/3 hours)”

Easy money for this one.

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46) Lice Removal Technician

“Squeamish people need not apply. A good sense of humor is a plus! Must attend unpaid training to use LouseBuster™”

This job could drive a person buggy.

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47) Experimental Contraceptive Gel Study

“For Monogamous Couples Only” (up to $700 in cash and gift cards)”

Couples opting for this job must be pretty desperate for money.

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48) Fake Girlfriend

“Young professional seeks attractive, well-spoken woman to accompany him to his family’s holiday dinner. I work too much to date and can’t stand the nagging from relatives wondering why I haven’t found that special lady.”

So sad this guy works too much to date for real.

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49) Wax Museum Artist

“The Hollywood outpost of the chain is currently seeking a studio artist who can help maintain those ultra-realistic wax figures. You need experience in a creative field like costume repair and design, hair styling, or oil painting. A background working with wax heads or special effects makeup is a plus.”

This one may not seem too bad if they have had previous experience working as a mortician maybe.

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50) Ramen Noodle Tester

“If you like to eat ramen noodles (NOT out of a cup) we may want to speak to you. We are conducting a taste test of ramen noodles that cook in the pot or pan.”

$40 for an hour’s work, and a free meal is not too shabby.

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Lazy People Solutions That Defy Common Sense

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There’s the right way of doing things, and then there’s the wrong way of doing things. But how can a solution be wrong when it’s faster? This is how.

Every day, we go through small internal battles. We argue with ourselves over doing things right or doing things fast. The 40 people ahead all opted to do things fast. And the consequences came even faster as a result!

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It’s as good as new.

If you look closely, you’ll be able to see that some of the column uses new wood. Thanks to this restoration, the roof that the column’s holding up should stay in place for weeks. Warning: Do not play Jenga with this!

 

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For once, the sockets are making the right expression

Drilling metal screws into the plugs? What could possibly go wrong? The weird thing about this one is that it actually took some effort to do something so stupid.

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Looks sturdy

Calm down, there’s some plastic tape. No one could possibly walk over the gap with that tape in place. Right?

 

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Does the Cookie Monster live there?

This is why health and safety laws have to exist. Trash and food should not mix! At least he’s wearing a hairnet.

 

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Who needs one of those fancy red extinguishers?

The beauty of this device is that it’s easy to refill. And you can drink from it too! Why does anyone use normal fire extinguishers?

 

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The company rules said no, but her sneakers said, “Just Do It!”

So this is why sneakers can’t be managers! In reality, this is a company issue. They need to buy bigger stepladders!

 

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Was this builder a pirate in a past life?

That or they were inspired by the whole, “walk the plank,” spirit. They can probably also make amazing card towers. Also, what is that platform/plank thing?

 

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Prevention is better than cure

Why have an emergency when you can just not have an emergency? This is some of the best self help advice out there. That phone should write a motivational book.

 

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Because hauling them up one at a time would take longer

If the wire starts breaking, just grab on to the hook. See. It’s not like there isn’t an emergency plan.

 

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Simply avoid the metal spikes

Yes, that is the only entrance to the building. At least there are two planks. All that pressure on the employer paid off!

 

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They complained that there was no heating in the worksite

It’s ok, the flame was quite far from the wooden studs. Just hope that it doesn’t roll off the ladder. Because that floor is also made of wood.

 

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Always remember the soft landing!

The sign has a point. Slipping and falling hard hurts. So just slip and fall slow and soft from now on!

 

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What’s more dangerous, the fire or the escape route?

If you fall, grab one of those wires. Imagine studying at this college. What are their public safety degrees like?

 

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Watching a scary movie in this seat is not advised

Sure, there’s being lax about health and safety, and then there’s actually setting a deathtrap. This definitely veers into the latter! Someone get that guy a hardhat!

 

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Calm down, it’s a church. Jesus will protect him

Was he trying to fix the roof or trying to reach heaven? With this method, he’ll get there one way or the other. Or maybe that other place with the fire and stuff.

 

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There’s something fishy going on here

On the plus side, that fish can be sold at a discount! And the shoe dirt will give it extra flavor. Yum!

 

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What happens on Craigslist stays on Craigslist

Would you be able to sell this without being consumed by guilt? He lost two fingers. Who knows that the next accident will do?

 

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First thing’s first, don’t panic!

Fixing the door? That takes time. Writing a note? That’s quick!

 

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In a way, he’s literally sleeping on air

And soon, he’ll be sleeping under that air. Does this make you proud to be American? He’s so fearless!

 

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They protect the toes don’t they?

Again, this is one of those lazy solutions that end up taking more effort than doing it properly. Some people are so determined to be lazy that they put in tons of effort. What heroes.

 

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At least they put the cone out to warn them

Seeing that cone will be so reassuring after you’ve broken your leg. Maybe the manager meant that they should put the cone outside of the hole? Hey, they don’t get paid to think sensibly.

 

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This warning could save your life if you didn’t see it

Is this tag made from paper from a tree that fell when no one was around to hear it? Also, why is there a full stop after the word “found”? That’s the real issue here.

 

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They asked him if he had secured the scaffolding.

His response was that he had, “nailed it.” It’s ok. If you look closely, you’ll notice that there’s also a cable tie.

 

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It’s only a 25 foot drop

If you do fall, simply aim for the trash. It looks pretty soft. It must be a joy to work here.

 

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It’s just a thin tile

What makes this tile extra special is that it can also send something all around the world. Will it get past the fire inspector? It would fool me.

 

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The light switch pan is filling up again

Leaky light switches are the worst. And by worst, I mean deadliest. Perhaps a wider pan would fix it?

 

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Like to or love to?

If only there was a place that we could put things that don’t work. Just think, we could employ people to take these things away. Perhaps we could even reuse parts of these broken things in non-broken things?

 

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Cones to the rescue again

It took a while to put them down. But now that they are down, everyone can get back to work. Who wants to play with the forklift next?

 

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One day, they’ll invent an elevator that doesn’t share its “off” button with a lightswitch

And before anyone complains, they underlined the words “do not.” They like to be extra cautious like that! What’s the longest someone’s been trapped in the elevator here?

 

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Thank you, essential workers!

Imagine if one of them was super valuable. As in, it was a priceless first edition. You’d have to risk collapse to get it out!

 

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Whose bright idea was this?

Does anyone else feel like they could get an electric shock from just looking at a picture of it? And tetanus. And splinters.

 

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When you get annoyed at all the people honking

Because, when it lands on the road, it isn’t a problem any more. Fun fact: this truck got pulled over pretty soon. Another fun fact: the driver lost their license.

 

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This is actually pretty ingenious

If the cone were the other way around, it could blow away. Now the hole is basically fixed. And it got fixed in record time!

 

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Daily!

There must have been a lot of dust on that day. That or someone was blatantly disregarding the notice. But who would do that?

 

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So that’s why they were so cheap

Perhaps they shrank in the wash? At least the mice will be warned. And the city saved $3 of taxpayer money.

 

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Is there anything that cones can’t do?

It’s fine. The electrical wire in the water is insulated with rubber. Whoever thought this up is so smart.

 

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The emergency hammer kept on falling off

So of course they cable tied it on. Now it can never come loose. Not even in an emergency.

 

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This is literally a man cave

Bet all the women are jealous that they can’t get man caves now. Sadly, this is just seconds away from being a man cave in. It was fun while it lasted.

 

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Why waste the money on renting a vehicle when you can just buy more straps?

In his defense, he only had to transport them 300 miles. But did he make it before the load squished him? We don’t know.

 

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The worst that will happen is that the plugs will have a bath

Visit this restaurant before it burns down! At least they had the foresight to put a towel under the tank. That made all the difference…

 

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10+ People That Had No Idea How Attractive They Were Until They Worked To Improve Themselves

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Sometimes when your health is out of balance you can’t see yourself clearly. When people struggle with something physical, like weight, they can’t always see how beautiful they really are. These people didn’t even realize how attractive they were until they worked on themselves, but now they can celebrate their appearances every day.

These 30 people have powerful stories, and their transformations are absolutely amazing. Their messages are so inspiring.

“I lost 100 lbs, and I feel great.”

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“It took me 2 years and 3 months to get in shape. It sounds like a lot of time, but it was well worth it.”

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“I made true friends, and they helped me to have a more active lifestyle. That’s how I managed to lose weight. Now I can communicate with any person.”

 
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“The difference between these 2 photos is 4 years. And I was even used to not enjoying what I looked like.”

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“Me when I was 19 and 21.”

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“I was depressed because of the way I looked. I didn’t even want to live. But I decided that I was able to change everything, so I started losing weight… I feel great, and I’m enjoying my life!”

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“I didn’t use to be really fat. I had a hard time choosing the right hairstyle.”

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“I used to weigh 60 lb, now I weigh 90, and I keep working on my body.”

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“3 years between these photos. Some people don’t believe that it’s me.”

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“So much has changed in 3 years! Before, I didn’t get out much. I was very shy. Now we live in a time when changing your appearance is very easy.”

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“Just 4 years, and this is what I’ve become (I’m on the right).”

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“I started reading all the time. I read a lot. This is how I started changing psychologically and emotionally… This is how I found the answer for me.”
“I have to admit, I couldn’t lose weight myself for a very, very long time. A really professional doctor helped me a lot.”

“I didn’t do anything special, but I’m not ugly anymore.”

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“I restored what was destroyed by 20 years of McDonald’s and Coke.”

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“15 months later I finally have a chin! Now I’m doing everything I can to maintain my weight.”

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“I lost 100 lb, and I keep working on my body.”

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“The difference is just 4 years. I was a nerd, and now I’m a macho.”

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“The difference between these photos is 25 months. I had always been fat, so I decided that I could lose weight.”

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“My weight was 330 lb when I finally decided to start losing weight… But now I have a new goal — 180 lb. I’ve started my way to it! I wish you luck too.”

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“The difference between these photos is 20 months. I lost weight, and now I’m not shy about the natural structure of my hair.”

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“This is my progress.”

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“Now I am 25, I lost 120 lb, and I work out every day.”

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“This is my boyfriend at the age of 16 and 21. It’s hard to tell that it’s the same person.”

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“A short time ago, I realized that the most important thing is to care about your appearance properly, feel good, and be a confident and interesting person.”
“I felt overwhelmed, but I decided to take one day at a time. I didn’t know if I would live or die. I just knew that I had to focus on the day I was living. I had a ‘lose weight or die trying’ mentality.”

“I knew I owed it to my son to try to break the family tree of obesity. There are so many compromises to being an obese parent: I was simply forfeiting the ability to participate in so many wonderful moments.”

“As the pounds started to come off, I noticed a change, but others didn’t — until the day I appeared outside of my office standing up.”

“My goal is to train and inspire people to show them that the weight loss is possible.”

“My dad pushed me and motivated me to start working out. He would tell me he wanted me to be around for a long time.”

These people have some incredible transformations, and their messages are so motivational.

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50 Cringeworthy Fashion Fails We Can’t Believe People Didn’t Notice

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Not all of us are fashion experts. This is why we try to experiment and mix and match clothes to see if we can look more stylish. Unfortunately, the more we try to look more fashionable, the more we end up failing. The risky fashion choice we make often leaves us looking ridiculous and weird in other people’s eyes.

Fortunately, fashion disasters aren’t always bad. In fact, they can be transformed into little entertainment and also a warning for others to never try to copy them.

Here are the most cringe-worthy fashion fails you need to see this year:

1. Brown logo on white shoes

In theory, putting a brown logo on a white background will make a product look classy. In reality, a brown logo on white shoes just looks like bird poo from afar.

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2. A not-so-comfortable evening dress

This is probably one of the most uncomfortable dresses you’ll see. I don’t think you’ll have a great time wearing this to a party or anywhere.

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3. When you accidentally stepped on something

This is actually a good pair of shoes if you always walk on mud or dirt. You won’t have to worry about cleaning your shoes. Plus, its design can work as camouflage for when you accidentally stepped on your dog’s poo.

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4. Undecided

Will you give up or will you never give up? Well, it’s a good shirt to wear if you still can’t decide. At least, you’re letting other people know where you stand.

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5. The letter “G”

There’s nothing wrong with being gay. However, if you are seriously working on showing support to your team, you might want to find another way to do that.

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6. Wrong idea

For an introvert, you might find this shirt uncomfortable. It’s like whoever designed it clearly doesn’t know what introverts are like.

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7. The crotch

The crotch on these pants doesn’t look like it’s intentionally designed that way. Otherwise, why is it totally misaligned?

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8. Lost

Is this in New York or is this in London? I guess the designer is quite as confused as we are.

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9. Your Saturday sweater

This sweater’s design is actually cute. Just make sure you don’t pull it taut like that or else, Saturday becomes Turd day.

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10. At a candy shop

This is a children’s shirt in a candy shop. It might look harmless but the sexual connotations are quite disturbing.

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11. The irony

The way this shirt is marketed is quite confusing. Should you not iron it because it doesn’t look wrinkly or should you not iron it because it’s designed to look wrinkled?

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12. The saggy bunny ears

There could have been a better spot for those bunny ears. The way they are sagging at those points looks a bit weird.

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13. When you want to look sick

Even if your favorite color is purple, I don’t think you should get these tights. They can make you look like you’re covered in bruises.

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14. No, thanks.

This is probably not the best design to have on your swimsuit. Apart from that it’s a children’s character, the theme creates a different connotation.

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15. A practical jacket?

This jacket’s design is a bit spooky. It’s like something you’d wear if you’re planning to rob a bank or if you’re aiming to look like a snowman.

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16. Is that even a donut?

Without the label, no one would think that it’s a donut. It looks more like someone’s backside.

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17. Buy what?

You’ll have to take a closer look for you to actually understand what this shirt is trying to say. The image at the bottom is a glass and the text is supposed to mean “shot”.

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18. That “part”

The dress would look nicer if the bottom part wasn’t designed that way. It forms something you can only find in men.

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19. Nothing sexual here.

This is a wrestling patch. Despite what it looks like, there’s nothing sexual there.

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20. The popping shoes

These shoes can make it easier and safer for you to walk on smooth surfaces. The only issue is the popping sound they make with each step.

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21. Just spell it

Using images to replace a letter can make a design look extra nice. However, you just have to make sure that the image actually looks like the letter. Otherwise, you’ll end up making something like this one.

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22. Look closely

This shirt is empowering. I’m just hoping that whoever made it counted the fingers before releasing it.

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23. Quite distracting

There are dresses that shouldn’t be worn during formal interviews. This is one of those dresses.

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24. Crappy design

If you ever pooped on yourself by accident, this is the dress that’ll save your day. On a regular day, however, I think it’s best to avoid this dress and this design.

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25. What if you missed the front?

If you are going to issue a warning, it’s best to keep it all in one area. That way, you won’t look like you are actually encouraging a negative behavior like this one.

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26. It’s not what you think.

If you’re going to wear a shirt with beads on, think twice about wearing a jacket over it. You might end up looking like this and it’s awkward.

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27. Hood on or off

This is the type of jacket you wouldn’t want to wear with the hood off. It sends the wrong message if you don’t put the hood on.

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28. Emo?

Back then, this look was a hit among teenagers. Now, it’s something a lot of adults regret and it’s not hard to see why.

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29. Not edgy

This look would have been better if she colored her hair completely. With just a few colored areas, it looked weird and awful. It’s like someone spilled paint on her head.

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30. All black

In theory, wearing black will make you look slimmer and classier. I guess this photo proves that theory wrong.

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31. Those eyes

Wearing a black eyeliner used to be a hit among teenage boys before. It’s a good thing that the phase ended already.

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32. When you can’t decide which hairstyle to wear for the day

This hairstyle is quite confusing. It’s like she can’t decide if she wanted dreadlocks or straight hair. It’s a good thing her hair and shirt match.

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33. The 2000 glam

This photo summarizes the fashion trend of 2000. Those glossy lips, orange glasses, and twisted hair are just on point.

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34. Those eyebrows and lips

It looked like this guy got confused about colors. Pink should go on the lips and black should go on the eyebrows- not

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35. Every single day

Back in 2003, this guy used to leave the house looking like this. It’s a good thing that it’s 2020 now.

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36. In love with bracelets

This 15-year-old had an immense love of pony bead bracelets. He’s nearly filled his entire arm and neck with them.

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37. They thought they were cool.

There are so many things going on with these kids’ styles. From their hairstyles to their jackets and pants, it’s a good thing everything’s over now.

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38. Her formal wear

Believe it or not, this kid wasn’t going to a Madonna concert. This was her outfit for the father-daughter church dance in her area.

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39. Those baggy pants

Almost everyone in the 90s used to wear those baggy pants. They weren’t just cool back then but they’re quite comfortable, too.

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40. Recycled dress

This wasn’t a phase. She just decided that it was a good idea to wear a dress made of trash bags and duct tapes.

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41. White face

This woman has just discovered white face powder. It certainly took her style to a whole new level.

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42. New male fashion

It’s hard to determine what the designer of this shirt is trying to achieve. This new male fashion certainly looks weird.

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43. Would you wear it?

This shirt looks like it has been cut in half and sewn together without checking the alignment of the stripes. Intentional or not, it’s hard to believe that anyone would buy it.

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44. Wrong orientation

Ariana Grande would have been proud of this shirt, if only her face wasn’t printed upside down.

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45. A sweater for kids

Someone didn’t think hard while designing this. It looks more like “hell” instead of “hello”.

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46. The new fashion

These hats prove that in today’s fashion, stains and tears are cool. You won’t have to worry about keeping your hats clean anymore.

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47. This is high fashion.

It’s hard to understand why someone would buy this sweater. It’s even harder to understand why a sweater in this condition would cost nearly a thousand dollars.

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48. Crazy expensive shoes

These shoes seriously looked like they’ve been picked up from the garbage can. You can clearly see hot glue and duct tape on it!

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49. When fashion makes no sense

Sometimes, it’s hard to understand fashion. It can be as confusing as this zipper that has no pocket.

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50. Speechless.

These pants are crazy. They are painful not just in the eyes but in the brain, too.

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