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60 People Share The Most Hilarious Things They’ve Heard Kids Say

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As adults, we often teach kids about the importance of being honest. We often tell them that they should speak about the truth only. They should never lie or hide anything from their parents.

Unfortunately, kids take that lesson way too far. From little observations to questions that come out of curiosity, they say things without even thinking about them. And honestly, that’s what makes them even more amusing and funny.

This is why Jimmy Fallon announced a unique challenge on Twitter. Using the hashtag #kidquotes, people share the funniest things they’ve heard kids say.

Here are the most hilarious ones:

1. The male anatomy

“My daughter, in 3rd grade, was learning about anatomy in health class.
Wife: What did you learn in health class today?
Daughter: I learned that boys have a penis and tentacles.” –Keith Bristol

This man has two options in dealing with this issue. He can either start looking for another school or he can teach his daughter the reality of a boy’s anatomy.

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2. Mom vs the kitten

“My daughter asked me if we could buy a kitten and I said no because I’m allergic. Her response was “Well, you could sleep outside.”- Natalie L

This kid wanted to have a kitten so bad that she’s willing to trade her mom for it. She was even willing to make mom sleep outside. Poor mom!

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3. Warning!

“My son just got out of doc’s office where he got shots, came out crying and looked at all the other kids in the waiting and screamed “THEY HURT YOU IN THERE!”. You could hear a pin drop.” –Jeff Jones

I bet the other kids were shaking after this. They already find the idea of visiting the doctor scary. Hearing another kid actually say their fear is even scarier.

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4. You do you.

“I’d rather be weird, than be you,” my daughter, after someone said she was weird for liking reptiles.” –Half of an M&M

It doesn’t matter what others think. What’s important is that you know who you are and that you are comfortable with yourself. Weird or not, you do you.

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5. No filter

“At Easter Sunday mass one year, the priest call children up to the altar and told one little girl that her dress was very pretty. That little girl replied (into a microphone) “Thank you. My mom said it’s a b***ch to iron.” –Karen Lang

This is why it’s important for parents to be careful about what they say in front of their kids. They have this tendency to copy what you say and do.

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6. Don’t stop.

“Olive Garden Waitress Shredding Cheese: “Tell me when you want me to stop.”
Kid whispering to himself: “Never!” – Gabby

We all have that one thing that makes us feel relaxed. In the case of this kid, it’s shredding cheese.

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7. Out of the blue

“No one:
Not a soul:
My 4 year old son in a busy grocery check out line:
Dad…my peepee got bigger again.” –Marcos J

Kids don’t think before they speak. While their innocence is amusing, it can also be embarrassing at times. I bet his dad’s face turned red after hearing his kid’s observation

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8. On making Mama beautiful

“So my son is brushing my hair and trying to be a stylist and after brushing it this way and that he looks at me in the eyes with sincerity and says I’m sorry Mama I can’t make you beautiful.”- Crachel

Even though this kid wasn’t successful with his plan on making Mama pretty, at least he tried. The fact that he apologized for it is quite impressive, too.

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9. A competition

“My five year old cousin said “Did you know that England and America are having a competition to see who can mess up their country the most and America is winning.” –Vicki

At 5, it’s impressive how this kid is already aware of what’s happening around him. It’s also good that he’s paying attention to politics.

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10. Vitamins

“During a lesson about healthy habits with my kidergarteners…
Me: What vitamins do you take to stay healthy?
Kid: My dad takes vitamins!
Me: Do you know what he takes?
Kid: Viagra” -Meridith Ellis

This one’s hilarious. You can really rely on kids’ honesty. Unfortunately, they can be too honest sometimes.

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11. Is it fun?

“Mom, when you fell down the stairs this morning… Was it fun? It looked fun.” –Killian

Kids sliding on the stairs might look fun. For older people, however, it’s a different story. I hope Mom was alright after that incident.

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12. A different kind of sport

“I asked my friend’s little sister what her favorite sport was. In all her seriousness she said “Coloring.” Me too, kid”- Hayley Boyd

It might not look like a sport but it is what it is for this kid. I hope she practices a lot to excel in her “sport”.

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13. Gloomy day

“Me: Camille, do you want to wear your pink sweater over your dress?
Camille: *puts on gray sweater over her black dress* No, I’m feeling dark and stormy today.”-Adrienne Glisson

Like adults, kids have bad days, too. And for those days, they like to dress up differently. I guess parents can use that as a cue to how their kids are feeling.

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14. One concern

“My brother died at 34 with no children but we had to explain to our niece aged 6. We said usually people that die are older. She thought carefully about this & replied “I’m the youngest. Everyone else will die before me & I’ll be the only one left & I can’t even cook.” –Liz

While kids at this age have a good idea of what death means, they don’t really have a full grasp of the concept. It’s funny how she was more worried about being unable to cook than everyone else dying before her.

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15. Encouraging oneself

“My son was trying to pee outside but nothing was happening so he quietly spoke to himself… “Come on little guy.”- Nicole Dryden

Well, you can’t blame the little kid or make fun of his pep talk. It’s hard to do your “business” when you are outside.

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16. The elbow

“When our eldest was about 4, sitting on her dad’s lap she pointed at his Adam’s Apple and said “Daddy, why do you have an elbow in your neck?”- The Other Bindi

Children are always curious. You have to be prepared with an answer all the time.

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17. Makes sense

“4-year-old: Why do we have to wear shoes?
Me: They protect your feet.
4: No, they trap your feet. *whispers They’re feet traps.” –Mommy Owl

This kid’s logic is spot on. While shoes do protect the feet, they don’t always feel comfortable.

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18. Sounds the same

“Nephew was watching a Winnie the Pooh cartoon.
Narrator: “Everywhere I go, there is Pooh.”
3-year-old nephew: “Everywhere I go, I poo, too.” -James Roop

It’s good that this kid is listening well to what he’s watching. Eventually, he’ll learn that Pooh is different from “poo”.

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19. Awkward

“I was hugging my husband when my nephew tugged at the bottom of my shirt. We looked down at him and he says “hey, can I get in on this action?” –10ChelseaDagger

It must have been awkward for this couple. Their nephew didn’t just interrupt their moment but he even asked if he could join them.

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20. On having the right attitude

“I was having an in depth conversation with my 4 year old niece about pokemon, when I told her that you can’t actually catch pokemon in real life, she told me” well not with your experience and attitude”, I told my brother to ground her for a month” –Emily Davidson

Well, she’s right. You can do almost everything if you have the right attitude.

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21. All the ladies

“My dog Lady puppy had puppies, my son said name them all Lady so when I yell Lady all the ladies come running. He was 8” -Cristy van nest

This little boy is bound to be a ladies man in the future. He’s got the skills as early as 8 years old.

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22. A crack in the butt

“My goddaughter slipped in her plastic and landed on her bottom. She run up to me because now “butt has crack in it.” -MJS

We all have butt cracks. It’s either she’s not aware of it or she has a new one.

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23. The scale

“When my brother was little he ask my aunt how she make the scale go so high” –7babyduckyoongi

I don’t think the kid was being offensive. He’s just naturally curious, that’s all.

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24. GameGirl?

“When I was 6 years old, I remember getting my first GameBoy Advance for my birthday. I ask “if it’s called a GameBoy, why isn’t there a GameGirl?” –Raflocruzz99

I have the same question and I share the same sentiment. If there’s a GameBoy, there needs to be a GameGirl.

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25. Boring iPad

“This Ipad isn’t fun” -A child to her father at the ATM” –Caylas master

Not everything that works with a touch screen should be considered as an iPad. I guess someone’s kid is spending way too much time on gadgets.

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26. A different kind of love

“I was not kicking Brady, I was just loving him with my boot” –Gabby Bracho

Well, boys will be boys. They have a different way of showing affection.

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27. A baby Batman

“Do you want the baby to be a girl or a boy?”

Wylder:” I want a baby to be a Batman” -Tara Chaput

Apparently, he doesn’t want an ordinary sibling. Good luck to Mom in bringing out a superhero into this world.

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28. What an adult means

“My 2yo said she is a grown up. I told her she isn’t that she is a toddler. She replied, “No I’m grown up. I’m going to touch the knives” -Jess

We often say that only adults can handle knives and sharp objects. It’s probably the reason why this kid thinks that it’s what being an adult means.

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29. Getting taller

“When my son was going through drawing paints I told him it was because he was getting tall. He said “Must be aunt Becky didn’t get those then.” Becky is my older sister and I’m taller.” -Country Queen

Poor Aunt Becky. Apart from being smaller, she wasn’t able to experience that.

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30. A word from the wise

“My youngest daughter once said “sometimes bad thing are funny”. She also said “your soul is what you laugh with”. There are times when I think she is older than me… definitely wiser:)” –David Purzycki

There are children who seem to have an old person inside them. They speak with such wisdom that most adults don’t even have.

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31. Compliment

“I think I fart every time I see you” 5 year old. I think this is the nicest compliment I’ve ever gotten. -Grace Keller

Kids appreciate things differently, particularly this one. Instead of saying compliments, he farts.

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32. The F word

” I told my kids never to say F word in public, unless they are with their dad.” -alychechan

This woman is allowing her kids to say the F word. They just have to make sure that they only say it when they’re with their father. I guess it’s to protect them if the F word doesn’t work.

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33. Handsome dad

“Shave my beard for the first time in a year. My 3 year old loves it. Told me I look handsome since I’m a kid like him now.”-Kevin Knoll

Kids don’t lie. When they tell you that you look handsome, it’s probably true.

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34. A little too honest

“Went with my 5 year old on a field trip for the fire station. She told everyone: ” when we cooked brownies, the oven was on fire.” -Kari Myers

I guess the family will be closely watched by the men at the fire station after hearing this. I doubt that they’ll even consider it as a joke.

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35. Drama

“A kindergarden class was walking past my bond room on their way to music class when a little girl says loudly “He’s following me!” And her teacher stopped and said “You’re in a line. He’s SUPPOSED to follow you.” –The Adams Bandily

This kid looks like she’s been taught excessively about social distancing. She’s complaining even if the kid behind her was just following the line. It’s good that the teacher was able to point out that fact to her.

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36. What’s broken?

“I pick up my dog and cat from the vet and said they’re both fixed. My kid asked, what was broken?” -Randy Sobtzak

Technically, when someone is sick, something isn’t working right in his body. The same thing is true when it comes to animals. Good thing that there are vets that can fix broken cats and dogs.

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37. Stencils

“5yo: I like drawing these cut up body parts mom! He was using stencils for the first time.” -Kayla Castillo

If you hear this from a grown-up man, it’ll probably sound creepy. Good thing that it was just a kid enjoying his first time using stencils.

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38. Iron man as a teacher

“Let’s go to school, toys. Iron Man, you can be the teacher because you have armor.” – Adrianne

If Iron Man becomes a teacher, he won’t have a hard time getting his students’ attention. The only problem is that the kids will be more likely to stare at him than to focus on his lessons.

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39. A tip for the little girls

” My niece and I went to the ladies’ room in a public place. I said” After we finish, we wash our hands and fluff our hair. She said,” But my hair already looks good.” –Christine Nichols

This woman thought that she’s giving her niece a helpful tip on confidence. As it turned out, the little girl already mastered the art of looking good.

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40. Glow in the dark

“I ask my two year old what he wanted to be when he grow up… he said “I want to glow in the dark” –Ashley Edwards

That’s a cool dream right there! I’m not really sure how he’ll be able to achieve it, but I’m betting that he can do it. As they say, you got to aim high.

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41. When grandpa croaks

“Kid: Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog? Grandpa: Why do you ask that? Kid: Because dad says when you croak, we’re going to Florida.” – Bob Hample

This dad probably didn’t realize that his kid can always ask his Grandpa to croak. He better be prepared to take them all to Florida.

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42. Negotiating skills

“7 year old.” I’ll try the dinner but If I don’t like it, it should I just skip to the chocolate ice cream.” -Kari Myers

This kid isn’t hard to negotiate with. He knows the terms where both him and his parents will win.

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43. Just when?

“When we were younger, my cousin would often ask me: “When do cowboys become cowmen?” -Joseph Wraith

Kids know that boys will eventually become men so it’s natural for this kid to ask this question. Well, it’s probably the same with normal boys and men. We just have to wait.

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44. Rainbow

“4 y/o boy with a garden hose overflowing in a bucket. Me: What are you doing? Kid: Making a rainbow.”- Matt

Most of us have done this during our childhood. I think we should still do it from time to time even if we’re already adults. It’s fun and offers positive vibes.

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45. No, it’s not a funeral.

“After passing a wedding party and taking a picture at the park, my son said, “Did somebody die?” -Barb Ahrens

Wedding parties are supposed to be fun and lively. This party, however, must have looked gloomy for this kid to think that it’s a funeral.

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46. A good what?

“I’m probably just a good pterodactyl.” -Gabriel Omari

Kids have the wildest imagination. Well, we should all support them in whatever they want in life- even if that means supporting them while they pretend to be pterodactyls and dinosaurs.

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47. Good question

“Mom, why did God call the guys that save the world “cops”? ” -Kari Myers

This is actually a good question. However, this mom has to point out that there are other guys that save the world, too. There are nurses, doctors, firefighters, and a whole lot more.

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48. How a baby comes out

“Boy #1: There’s a baby in your tummy? How is it gonna come out?”

Boy#2: “Through her belly button, stupid!” –Survival Suzie

I’m not sure if their mom will be giving birth through a C-section. If that’s the case, then the second boy is right somehow. Otherwise, I think it’s best to leave it as is. They’ll know more eventually.

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49. Special teacups

“9-year-old: “I like mini teacups but not regular sized teacups, unless they’re from Queen Elizabeth .”- Kari Myers

This little girl knows her standards. If it’s not fit for a queen, she won’t take it. I wonder where one can buy regular sized teacups from Queen Elizabeth.

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50. Wait, what?

“I came downstairs in time to hear my 8 year old son to my 5 year old son: “It’s ok don’t worry– the skin will grow back!”-Michelle Mitton

This is one good reason why you should never leave your kids unsupervised. You’ll never know what they’re up to next. I’m pretty sure this mom had a mini-heart attack after hearing this.

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51. Rich

“Daughter: Can we go to Disney Land? Mom: You have to be rich to go there. Daughter: Like Uncle Scott? Mom: Why do you say that? Daughter: Cuz he’s got a lot of toilet paper. My new goal in life. To be toilet paper rich.”-Cougarbait

Apparently, you’ll be considered rich if you have a lot of toilet paper. I’ll start saving from now on and go to Disneyland after. I wonder what I can buy with toilet papers there.

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52. The middle finger

“When my son was in kindergarten, I asked him what he learned at school one day. “I learned that the middle finger is the F word. What bad words are the other fingers?” –Voterblue

I wonder what school this kid goes to. I’m pretty sure no school is supposed to teach kids about the F word. Well, at least they didn’t teach that in my school back then.

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53. Logic

“Food makes poop, and drinks make pee.” Words of wisdom from my 4 year old daughter.”- Marie Heine

This kid has mastered life at just 4 years old. I think she’s going to grow up smart and sensible. She already knows the basic principle of life.

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54. The jiggly butt

“After leaving the shower my daughter asked me why was my butt so soft and jiggly and followed up the question with “Is it broke or something?” – Tiffany-Banae

This is probably the first time the kid saw a jiggly butt. I would have laughed hard if I was her mom.

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55. Congratulations!

“Had my daughter congratulate me for urinating in the toilet today. Then she offered me a sticker.” -Aaron Pengelly

We should celebrate successes, no matter how silly and small they are. That’s probably one reason why kids have a happy disposition in life. We should try learning from them.

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56. In the shower

“My husband (at the time) was drying off in the shower. He kept knocking into the shower curtain, while vigorously drying himself. My 2-yr-old walked in and asked, “What’s daddy wacking in there?” –Beth Pollock Burke

This is probably a talk that should go between the dad and his son. After all, he’ll be doing the same thing after a few years. His dad should offer some tips on what to do when drying in the shower, too.

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57. The kid knows them all.

“My two year old just called a canoe paddle a swimming shovel! Takes me back to how he called flamingoes pink chickens the first time he saw them, kid is never wrong lol!” –Elka Stryder

This kid may call things differently but he isn’t wrong. The paddle looks like a shovel and flamingoes really do look like pink chickens.

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58. A mess

“Kid: Wow mom we need to get you outside!
Me: (looks up in confusion) What? Why?
Kid: because you’re letting that happen (points to my hair)
*didn’t brush and dry after washing it*” -Sanralynn

This mom probably has too much on her plate. She didn’t even realize that her hair was a mess before stepping out of the house. She needs to loosen up and get herself back together.

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59. That area

“My son was playing kickball and came home after getting kicked in a sensitive spot and said “I got hit in the DNA”- Wethepeople

It’s quite true. If you consider the functions of that area, you’d agree that it’s related to one’s DNA or one’s ability to pass it.

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60. The shirt

“A boy at school told my son that the shirt he was wearing made him look fat. He replied, “I was fat before I put this shirt on.” –Sherry Gangel

Usually, kids and adults would feel offended by this type of comment. This boy, however, has a good grasp of reality. It looks like no one can rain on his parade.

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Lazy People Solutions That Defy Common Sense

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There’s the right way of doing things, and then there’s the wrong way of doing things. But how can a solution be wrong when it’s faster? This is how.

Every day, we go through small internal battles. We argue with ourselves over doing things right or doing things fast. The 40 people ahead all opted to do things fast. And the consequences came even faster as a result!

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It’s as good as new.

If you look closely, you’ll be able to see that some of the column uses new wood. Thanks to this restoration, the roof that the column’s holding up should stay in place for weeks. Warning: Do not play Jenga with this!

 

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For once, the sockets are making the right expression

Drilling metal screws into the plugs? What could possibly go wrong? The weird thing about this one is that it actually took some effort to do something so stupid.

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Looks sturdy

Calm down, there’s some plastic tape. No one could possibly walk over the gap with that tape in place. Right?

 

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Does the Cookie Monster live there?

This is why health and safety laws have to exist. Trash and food should not mix! At least he’s wearing a hairnet.

 

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Who needs one of those fancy red extinguishers?

The beauty of this device is that it’s easy to refill. And you can drink from it too! Why does anyone use normal fire extinguishers?

 

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The company rules said no, but her sneakers said, “Just Do It!”

So this is why sneakers can’t be managers! In reality, this is a company issue. They need to buy bigger stepladders!

 

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Was this builder a pirate in a past life?

That or they were inspired by the whole, “walk the plank,” spirit. They can probably also make amazing card towers. Also, what is that platform/plank thing?

 

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Prevention is better than cure

Why have an emergency when you can just not have an emergency? This is some of the best self help advice out there. That phone should write a motivational book.

 

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Because hauling them up one at a time would take longer

If the wire starts breaking, just grab on to the hook. See. It’s not like there isn’t an emergency plan.

 

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Simply avoid the metal spikes

Yes, that is the only entrance to the building. At least there are two planks. All that pressure on the employer paid off!

 

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They complained that there was no heating in the worksite

It’s ok, the flame was quite far from the wooden studs. Just hope that it doesn’t roll off the ladder. Because that floor is also made of wood.

 

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Always remember the soft landing!

The sign has a point. Slipping and falling hard hurts. So just slip and fall slow and soft from now on!

 

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What’s more dangerous, the fire or the escape route?

If you fall, grab one of those wires. Imagine studying at this college. What are their public safety degrees like?

 

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Watching a scary movie in this seat is not advised

Sure, there’s being lax about health and safety, and then there’s actually setting a deathtrap. This definitely veers into the latter! Someone get that guy a hardhat!

 

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Calm down, it’s a church. Jesus will protect him

Was he trying to fix the roof or trying to reach heaven? With this method, he’ll get there one way or the other. Or maybe that other place with the fire and stuff.

 

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There’s something fishy going on here

On the plus side, that fish can be sold at a discount! And the shoe dirt will give it extra flavor. Yum!

 

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What happens on Craigslist stays on Craigslist

Would you be able to sell this without being consumed by guilt? He lost two fingers. Who knows that the next accident will do?

 

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First thing’s first, don’t panic!

Fixing the door? That takes time. Writing a note? That’s quick!

 

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In a way, he’s literally sleeping on air

And soon, he’ll be sleeping under that air. Does this make you proud to be American? He’s so fearless!

 

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They protect the toes don’t they?

Again, this is one of those lazy solutions that end up taking more effort than doing it properly. Some people are so determined to be lazy that they put in tons of effort. What heroes.

 

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At least they put the cone out to warn them

Seeing that cone will be so reassuring after you’ve broken your leg. Maybe the manager meant that they should put the cone outside of the hole? Hey, they don’t get paid to think sensibly.

 

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This warning could save your life if you didn’t see it

Is this tag made from paper from a tree that fell when no one was around to hear it? Also, why is there a full stop after the word “found”? That’s the real issue here.

 

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They asked him if he had secured the scaffolding.

His response was that he had, “nailed it.” It’s ok. If you look closely, you’ll notice that there’s also a cable tie.

 

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It’s only a 25 foot drop

If you do fall, simply aim for the trash. It looks pretty soft. It must be a joy to work here.

 

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It’s just a thin tile

What makes this tile extra special is that it can also send something all around the world. Will it get past the fire inspector? It would fool me.

 

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The light switch pan is filling up again

Leaky light switches are the worst. And by worst, I mean deadliest. Perhaps a wider pan would fix it?

 

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Like to or love to?

If only there was a place that we could put things that don’t work. Just think, we could employ people to take these things away. Perhaps we could even reuse parts of these broken things in non-broken things?

 

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Cones to the rescue again

It took a while to put them down. But now that they are down, everyone can get back to work. Who wants to play with the forklift next?

 

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One day, they’ll invent an elevator that doesn’t share its “off” button with a lightswitch

And before anyone complains, they underlined the words “do not.” They like to be extra cautious like that! What’s the longest someone’s been trapped in the elevator here?

 

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Thank you, essential workers!

Imagine if one of them was super valuable. As in, it was a priceless first edition. You’d have to risk collapse to get it out!

 

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Whose bright idea was this?

Does anyone else feel like they could get an electric shock from just looking at a picture of it? And tetanus. And splinters.

 

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When you get annoyed at all the people honking

Because, when it lands on the road, it isn’t a problem any more. Fun fact: this truck got pulled over pretty soon. Another fun fact: the driver lost their license.

 

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This is actually pretty ingenious

If the cone were the other way around, it could blow away. Now the hole is basically fixed. And it got fixed in record time!

 

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Daily!

There must have been a lot of dust on that day. That or someone was blatantly disregarding the notice. But who would do that?

 

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So that’s why they were so cheap

Perhaps they shrank in the wash? At least the mice will be warned. And the city saved $3 of taxpayer money.

 

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Is there anything that cones can’t do?

It’s fine. The electrical wire in the water is insulated with rubber. Whoever thought this up is so smart.

 

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The emergency hammer kept on falling off

So of course they cable tied it on. Now it can never come loose. Not even in an emergency.

 

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This is literally a man cave

Bet all the women are jealous that they can’t get man caves now. Sadly, this is just seconds away from being a man cave in. It was fun while it lasted.

 

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Why waste the money on renting a vehicle when you can just buy more straps?

In his defense, he only had to transport them 300 miles. But did he make it before the load squished him? We don’t know.

 

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The worst that will happen is that the plugs will have a bath

Visit this restaurant before it burns down! At least they had the foresight to put a towel under the tank. That made all the difference…

 

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Next time you’re feeling down, just think, at least you weren’t behind any of these dumb disasters!

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10+ People That Had No Idea How Attractive They Were Until They Worked To Improve Themselves

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Sometimes when your health is out of balance you can’t see yourself clearly. When people struggle with something physical, like weight, they can’t always see how beautiful they really are. These people didn’t even realize how attractive they were until they worked on themselves, but now they can celebrate their appearances every day.

These 30 people have powerful stories, and their transformations are absolutely amazing. Their messages are so inspiring.

“I lost 100 lbs, and I feel great.”

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“It took me 2 years and 3 months to get in shape. It sounds like a lot of time, but it was well worth it.”

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“I made true friends, and they helped me to have a more active lifestyle. That’s how I managed to lose weight. Now I can communicate with any person.”

 
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“The difference between these 2 photos is 4 years. And I was even used to not enjoying what I looked like.”

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“Me when I was 19 and 21.”

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“I was depressed because of the way I looked. I didn’t even want to live. But I decided that I was able to change everything, so I started losing weight… I feel great, and I’m enjoying my life!”

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“I didn’t use to be really fat. I had a hard time choosing the right hairstyle.”

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“I used to weigh 60 lb, now I weigh 90, and I keep working on my body.”

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“3 years between these photos. Some people don’t believe that it’s me.”

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“So much has changed in 3 years! Before, I didn’t get out much. I was very shy. Now we live in a time when changing your appearance is very easy.”

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“Just 4 years, and this is what I’ve become (I’m on the right).”

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“I started reading all the time. I read a lot. This is how I started changing psychologically and emotionally… This is how I found the answer for me.”
“I have to admit, I couldn’t lose weight myself for a very, very long time. A really professional doctor helped me a lot.”

“I didn’t do anything special, but I’m not ugly anymore.”

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“I restored what was destroyed by 20 years of McDonald’s and Coke.”

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“15 months later I finally have a chin! Now I’m doing everything I can to maintain my weight.”

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“I lost 100 lb, and I keep working on my body.”

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“The difference is just 4 years. I was a nerd, and now I’m a macho.”

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“The difference between these photos is 25 months. I had always been fat, so I decided that I could lose weight.”

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“My weight was 330 lb when I finally decided to start losing weight… But now I have a new goal — 180 lb. I’ve started my way to it! I wish you luck too.”

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“The difference between these photos is 20 months. I lost weight, and now I’m not shy about the natural structure of my hair.”

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“This is my progress.”

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“Now I am 25, I lost 120 lb, and I work out every day.”

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“This is my boyfriend at the age of 16 and 21. It’s hard to tell that it’s the same person.”

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“A short time ago, I realized that the most important thing is to care about your appearance properly, feel good, and be a confident and interesting person.”
“I felt overwhelmed, but I decided to take one day at a time. I didn’t know if I would live or die. I just knew that I had to focus on the day I was living. I had a ‘lose weight or die trying’ mentality.”

“I knew I owed it to my son to try to break the family tree of obesity. There are so many compromises to being an obese parent: I was simply forfeiting the ability to participate in so many wonderful moments.”

“As the pounds started to come off, I noticed a change, but others didn’t — until the day I appeared outside of my office standing up.”

“My goal is to train and inspire people to show them that the weight loss is possible.”

“My dad pushed me and motivated me to start working out. He would tell me he wanted me to be around for a long time.”

These people have some incredible transformations, and their messages are so motivational.

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50 Cringeworthy Fashion Fails We Can’t Believe People Didn’t Notice

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Not all of us are fashion experts. This is why we try to experiment and mix and match clothes to see if we can look more stylish. Unfortunately, the more we try to look more fashionable, the more we end up failing. The risky fashion choice we make often leaves us looking ridiculous and weird in other people’s eyes.

Fortunately, fashion disasters aren’t always bad. In fact, they can be transformed into little entertainment and also a warning for others to never try to copy them.

Here are the most cringe-worthy fashion fails you need to see this year:

1. Brown logo on white shoes

In theory, putting a brown logo on a white background will make a product look classy. In reality, a brown logo on white shoes just looks like bird poo from afar.

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2. A not-so-comfortable evening dress

This is probably one of the most uncomfortable dresses you’ll see. I don’t think you’ll have a great time wearing this to a party or anywhere.

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3. When you accidentally stepped on something

This is actually a good pair of shoes if you always walk on mud or dirt. You won’t have to worry about cleaning your shoes. Plus, its design can work as camouflage for when you accidentally stepped on your dog’s poo.

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4. Undecided

Will you give up or will you never give up? Well, it’s a good shirt to wear if you still can’t decide. At least, you’re letting other people know where you stand.

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5. The letter “G”

There’s nothing wrong with being gay. However, if you are seriously working on showing support to your team, you might want to find another way to do that.

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6. Wrong idea

For an introvert, you might find this shirt uncomfortable. It’s like whoever designed it clearly doesn’t know what introverts are like.

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7. The crotch

The crotch on these pants doesn’t look like it’s intentionally designed that way. Otherwise, why is it totally misaligned?

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8. Lost

Is this in New York or is this in London? I guess the designer is quite as confused as we are.

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9. Your Saturday sweater

This sweater’s design is actually cute. Just make sure you don’t pull it taut like that or else, Saturday becomes Turd day.

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10. At a candy shop

This is a children’s shirt in a candy shop. It might look harmless but the sexual connotations are quite disturbing.

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11. The irony

The way this shirt is marketed is quite confusing. Should you not iron it because it doesn’t look wrinkly or should you not iron it because it’s designed to look wrinkled?

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12. The saggy bunny ears

There could have been a better spot for those bunny ears. The way they are sagging at those points looks a bit weird.

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13. When you want to look sick

Even if your favorite color is purple, I don’t think you should get these tights. They can make you look like you’re covered in bruises.

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14. No, thanks.

This is probably not the best design to have on your swimsuit. Apart from that it’s a children’s character, the theme creates a different connotation.

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15. A practical jacket?

This jacket’s design is a bit spooky. It’s like something you’d wear if you’re planning to rob a bank or if you’re aiming to look like a snowman.

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16. Is that even a donut?

Without the label, no one would think that it’s a donut. It looks more like someone’s backside.

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17. Buy what?

You’ll have to take a closer look for you to actually understand what this shirt is trying to say. The image at the bottom is a glass and the text is supposed to mean “shot”.

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18. That “part”

The dress would look nicer if the bottom part wasn’t designed that way. It forms something you can only find in men.

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19. Nothing sexual here.

This is a wrestling patch. Despite what it looks like, there’s nothing sexual there.

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20. The popping shoes

These shoes can make it easier and safer for you to walk on smooth surfaces. The only issue is the popping sound they make with each step.

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21. Just spell it

Using images to replace a letter can make a design look extra nice. However, you just have to make sure that the image actually looks like the letter. Otherwise, you’ll end up making something like this one.

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22. Look closely

This shirt is empowering. I’m just hoping that whoever made it counted the fingers before releasing it.

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23. Quite distracting

There are dresses that shouldn’t be worn during formal interviews. This is one of those dresses.

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24. Crappy design

If you ever pooped on yourself by accident, this is the dress that’ll save your day. On a regular day, however, I think it’s best to avoid this dress and this design.

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25. What if you missed the front?

If you are going to issue a warning, it’s best to keep it all in one area. That way, you won’t look like you are actually encouraging a negative behavior like this one.

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26. It’s not what you think.

If you’re going to wear a shirt with beads on, think twice about wearing a jacket over it. You might end up looking like this and it’s awkward.

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27. Hood on or off

This is the type of jacket you wouldn’t want to wear with the hood off. It sends the wrong message if you don’t put the hood on.

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28. Emo?

Back then, this look was a hit among teenagers. Now, it’s something a lot of adults regret and it’s not hard to see why.

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29. Not edgy

This look would have been better if she colored her hair completely. With just a few colored areas, it looked weird and awful. It’s like someone spilled paint on her head.

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30. All black

In theory, wearing black will make you look slimmer and classier. I guess this photo proves that theory wrong.

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31. Those eyes

Wearing a black eyeliner used to be a hit among teenage boys before. It’s a good thing that the phase ended already.

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32. When you can’t decide which hairstyle to wear for the day

This hairstyle is quite confusing. It’s like she can’t decide if she wanted dreadlocks or straight hair. It’s a good thing her hair and shirt match.

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33. The 2000 glam

This photo summarizes the fashion trend of 2000. Those glossy lips, orange glasses, and twisted hair are just on point.

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34. Those eyebrows and lips

It looked like this guy got confused about colors. Pink should go on the lips and black should go on the eyebrows- not

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35. Every single day

Back in 2003, this guy used to leave the house looking like this. It’s a good thing that it’s 2020 now.

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36. In love with bracelets

This 15-year-old had an immense love of pony bead bracelets. He’s nearly filled his entire arm and neck with them.

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37. They thought they were cool.

There are so many things going on with these kids’ styles. From their hairstyles to their jackets and pants, it’s a good thing everything’s over now.

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38. Her formal wear

Believe it or not, this kid wasn’t going to a Madonna concert. This was her outfit for the father-daughter church dance in her area.

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39. Those baggy pants

Almost everyone in the 90s used to wear those baggy pants. They weren’t just cool back then but they’re quite comfortable, too.

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40. Recycled dress

This wasn’t a phase. She just decided that it was a good idea to wear a dress made of trash bags and duct tapes.

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41. White face

This woman has just discovered white face powder. It certainly took her style to a whole new level.

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42. New male fashion

It’s hard to determine what the designer of this shirt is trying to achieve. This new male fashion certainly looks weird.

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43. Would you wear it?

This shirt looks like it has been cut in half and sewn together without checking the alignment of the stripes. Intentional or not, it’s hard to believe that anyone would buy it.

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44. Wrong orientation

Ariana Grande would have been proud of this shirt, if only her face wasn’t printed upside down.

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45. A sweater for kids

Someone didn’t think hard while designing this. It looks more like “hell” instead of “hello”.

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46. The new fashion

These hats prove that in today’s fashion, stains and tears are cool. You won’t have to worry about keeping your hats clean anymore.

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47. This is high fashion.

It’s hard to understand why someone would buy this sweater. It’s even harder to understand why a sweater in this condition would cost nearly a thousand dollars.

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48. Crazy expensive shoes

These shoes seriously looked like they’ve been picked up from the garbage can. You can clearly see hot glue and duct tape on it!

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49. When fashion makes no sense

Sometimes, it’s hard to understand fashion. It can be as confusing as this zipper that has no pocket.

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50. Speechless.

These pants are crazy. They are painful not just in the eyes but in the brain, too.

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