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60 People Who Ruined Christmas With Hilariously Epic Decor Fails

Christmas is on its way, albeit a little different from how we’ve ever celebrated it before. If you’re not yet in the holiday spirit, it’s time to get there! And what better way to do that than to look back on Christmases of the past?
But we’re not just looking back on any old Christmas, here – we thought we’d add a comical twist. Get ready for a compilation of the best Christmas design fails from years go by that are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud and wonder: “How did they get away with some of these?!”
1. Awkward Rudolph
Looks like Rudolph’s nose isn’t the only thing that’s red this year… It will forever remain a mystery what those awkwardly-placed balls actually are. Someone’s idea of a joke, or a genuine mistake?

2. When Grandma does Christmas decorations
Grandmas, bless them, sometimes fail to see the innuendo in something that everyone else has noticed. This grandma arranged the Christmas table and artfully arranged the Christmas napkins. Shame they look less like pretty sculptures and more like something else.

3. Christmas or a murder scene?
This mug is about as festive as a Halloween costume. What’s with the red “blood splatters”? And “believe” what? That this is the Christmas your life will turn into something out of a crime novel?

4. Wrapping paper fail
It’s all fun and games with wrapping paper until you use it to wrap something really small. In this person’s case, they used “let it snow” wrapping paper, only to discover that it spelled out a slightly crude demand when they had finished wrapping their gift. Let’s hope this isn’t going to their grandma.

5. Santaur
It seems like every year, designers try and think out of the box when it comes to making original, never-done-before Christmas decorations. The thing is, Christmas is one of those events where it’s best to just stick with the traditional stuff. Santa as a centaur? Makes no sense to us.

6. Christmas underpants
This lazy designer obviously thought they’d get away with a pretty simple, practical lights display. The only problem was, people started to see the lights as underpants – and that’s pretty hard to unsee. Maybe next time they should go for something a little more creative.

7. “Four” Christmas ornaments
As if actual product design fails weren’t bad enough, this packaging might be even worse. Whoever did this design had one job: to accurately display the number of ornaments included in the package. Someone’s getting fired in the new year.

8. Bell-shaped bells
Here’s another example of strange packaging wording. It’s almost like the designer was told they needed a minimum of three words as a description. Why not just “bells?” Suppose we’re going to put these on our “tree-shaped tree”.

9. “Reindeer”
Here’s a note to all the chocolate manufacturers out there: if you’re going to attempt to mold your chocolate into intricate Christmas shapes, you’d better do a good job of it. Otherwise, you’ll end up a laughing stock – like the designer behind these Christmas “reindeer”. Okay Lindt, we’ll take your word for it.

10. Terrifying decoration
There’s something undeniably creepy about this sign. The combination of the wording on the sign itself and the way the snowman is canoodling up to the little girl is too uncomfortable to look at. Who would actually put this at the end of their drive?!

11. Children’s Christmas book
This seek and find Children’s book seems a bit wrong to us. Fair enough, it could pass in a humorous drawing meant for adults, but is this really what we want to teach our kids? That it’s okay – funny, even – to peer in through women’s changing rooms and perv on them? Not for us, thanks.

12. Scary “festive” bears
Because Christmas just screams “terrifying brown bears”. This is the sort of scene that would have children running from the store faster than you could say “nightmare tonight”. It’s the eyes that do it.

13. Christmas plungers
Because even Christmas can be a bit sh*tty… Why not buy yourself a Christmas plunger? Yep, it might be hard to use practically and yep, you might end up with tree bristles in your toilet (and toilet water on your tree bristles), but it’s obviously this year’s must-buy.

14. Jolly jumping
This sign was either made by an oblivious designer who just meant well, or an insensitive asshole. Bridge suicides are no laughing matter, and this sign seems a little too close in its implications. Someone needs to move the Santa to a more innocent location, like a roundabout.

15. Chrsitmas in Bangkok
We’re not sure what was going on in the designer’s mind when they produced this Christmas monstrosity in Bangkok. Even attempting to look at this from a holiday perspective brings up the vague notion that this may be three snowmen with carrots in their mouths. But how it actually looks is far too human centipede-y to make comfortable viewing.

16. Christmas candle holders
Nothing to see here: just two angels singing their hearts out, holding giant candles. Except to the slightly more rude-minded of us, it doesn’t look like that at all. Admit it, you can see it too.

17. Scary candles
On the subject of candles, what in the name of baby Jesus has happened here?! It looks as if the snowman has committed a bloody murder and is joyfully escaping the scene. It was obviously a bad idea to light the red candle, wherever that actually used to be located.

18. “Candle” Christmas cookies
From candles to cookies that are supposed to be candles, this is probably the funniest one yet. When this person’s grandma proudly presented her candle-shaped cookies, she had no idea how phallic they looked. And the dripping candle wax… too awkward for words!

19. Santa what?
This is one of those design fails that should have been obvious from the get-go. If you’re going to make the “S” for Santa so much bigger than everything else, don’t put the word “hat” anywhere near the “S”, okay? Too late…

20. Christmas mug design fail
This person had a very simple request: they wanted to change the image on the black cup to a festive Christmas scene. So what did the mug designers do? Print his entire change request onto the mug. Come on, now, this has to be someone’s idea of a joke…

21. Reeses “tree”
When Reeses launched their “tree”-shaped chocolate, they probably should have been a bit more honest with what it actually looked like. “Acorn” probably would have been more accurate. Or “slightly circular lump”.

22. Unintentional perversion
These Christmas decorations were pulled down from the store after a couple of days – any guesses why? The innocent child hugging Santa’s downstairs area looks a bit too much like… well, something incredibly perverted. Coupled with Santa’s wavy smile, it’s pretty much a recipe for disaster.

23. “Don’t open till Christmas”
There are certain kids’ design ideas that are just on the right level of humorous, and then there are designs like this… Of all the places to put the “don’t open till Christmas” wording, this designer chose the worst. What’s even more awkward about this is that someone actually picked it out to feature in a magazine.

24. Phallic Christmas lights
There’s a reason why holly berries and candles don’t go together like this, and we don’t have to spell it out for you. For a start, the candle to holly proportioning is all wrong. Have you ever seen a holly leaf that’s as big as a candle? But really, that’s the least of this designer’s worries…

25. Oh oh oh
What’s “ho ho ho” backwards? Something that sounds a bit sexual, that’s what. Hopefully this person took a mirrored photo of this gift wrapping, and it’s actually a lot more innocent the right way around.

26. “Christmas tree”
Paris is known for its unique architecture, but we think whoever designed this “Christmas tree” was really missing the mark. For a start, aside from the fact that it’s green, nothing about this is tree-like. For seconds, it looks like the sort of bedroom item that children, the biggest Christmas-lovers there are, shouldn’t know about.

27. Terrifying angel
Ah, Christmas angels. A symbol of hope and beauty. These heavenly creatures are portrayed with wings and halos, and tend to be sweet on the eye by nature – where do you think “angelic” comes from? This angel designer looks like they’d accidentally been briefed for the wrong season. This definitely looks more “Halloween” to us.

28. Decorations at daytime
Christmas decorations look great when they’re all lit up at night. On this one, Santa alternates between standing and bending down to pick up a present. Unfortunately, in daylight hours, it looks like there are two Santas… having fun.

29. Baubles and what?
Another “what is this even supposed to be?” design! Here we have a couple of baubles and… a bit of ribbon, maybe? But there’s no getting past what this actually looks like, despite the unusual amount of festivity. Wonder how many customers commented on this?

30. Santa fail
Obviously, chocolate designers fail to learn from the mistakes of others (or perhaps they’re intending for a laugh). This chocolate Santa looks innocent enough on the outside. Whip off the wrapping, however, and it’s a whole other story.

31. The Christmas toy of nightmares
Imagine actually gifting a child this toy! Unless your intention is to give them nightmares for at least 12 months, it’s an obvious no-no. And let’s not get into how weirdly sexual this looks, either. Poor lion.

32. “Flickering” lights
Whoever designed this packaging probably should have thought more carefully about their font choice. “Flickering” becomes something much more humorous when the “L” and the “I” join together in a U shape. Yes, it’s immature, but it’s funny.

33. Awkward Christmas bag
From the front, this bag is the picture of innocence: a happy reindeer waving his hooves. From the side, however, one hoof becomes something slightly phallic. Best only showcase it from the front.

34. McDonald’s Mittens
Bet you didn’t know that drawing hands on the McDonald’s mittens changed its appearance entirely! Admit it, you’re not seeing mittens anymore. Those hands are actually grabbing something really inappropriate.

35. Santa’s eyelashes
It’s like whoever designed this Santa forgot where eyelashes were supposed to go. As far as we knew, they don’t ring your pupils – they ring your eyes themselves. Or maybe they aren’t actually eyelashes, but near-busting veins because Santa’s stress levels are through the roof.

36. Santa’s syrup
How Santa and maple syrup are related in any way is a bit of a mystery in itself, and this crude design doesn’t help things. Why, we ask, does the syrup on these pancakes appear to be coming from Santa himself? And – though this isn’t entirely relevant – why are there so many pancakes? The stack just goes on and on.

37. Shotgun shell lights
Nothing quite says “Christmas” like lights designed to look like shotgun shells. We know the holiday season isn’t for anyone, but why so aggressive? Isn’t the whole point of Christmas to promote peace and love?

38. Christmas tree turd
This Christmas mall tree might just win the award for the crappiest design… quite literally. First off, brown was an obvious poor color choice. And the way the whole thing looks like it’s been dolloped in place… unless they’re trying to promote a sausage store, or, at a push, one that sells chocolate ice cream, it’s a big no from us.

39. Satan…
The person who put up this design had one job: to spell “Santa” correctly. Naturally, they decided instead to spell “Satan”. This is so clearly deliberate, we’re surprised they got away with it for long enough for this photo to be taken.

40. Baby Jesus toe
When this person delivered their super religious relative for the holidays, they had to question why they’d have severed toes hanging on their tree. It was only after further investigation that they discovered that the severed toes were actually tiny baby Jesuses. Hilarious!

41. Christmas boobs
This Christmas cooking fail gone wrong was too funny not to share. The baker in question used bells instead of kisses on their chocolate creations, and, as a result, things ended up looking a bit breast-like. Merry titmas!

42. Santa sweater
This poor, unknowing mom sent her son to school wearing this number on Christmas sweater day. Little did she know what Santa was up to… until her teacher pointed it out at the end of the day. Just imagine the embarrassment.

43. Christmas bears
We’ve already had scary Christmas bears – but these polar bears are actually Christmas-related and not so scary looking. It’s just a shame they appear to be engaging in some very non-PC activity. Someone drape a cloth over it.

44. Ceramic Santa
This ornament looks totally normal from the front, but the designer didn’t bother to do anything with the back – and that’s where the trouble started. The aunt who owned this didn’t have a clue why everyone found her sculpture so funny, of course. If you can’t figure it out, it’s probably best that you don’t know.

45. Festive treason
Only Fox TV could make treason sound so festive… If you look more closely, you can see that the “T” is actually the religious cross that symbolizes Christmas. They just needed to change the color of the font on “reason” and they would have been fine.

46. Christmas palm tree
First off: palm trees aren’t synonymous with Christmas at all. This palm tree seems to be punishing whoever decided to deck it with holiday lights by creating a very phallic shape. Just get a pine tree next time, guys.

47. No-eyed reindeer
The “what do you call a reindeer with no eyes?” joke is very applicable here. Apparently, whoever designed these reindeer decided that eyes were overrated. It looks like they’re being speared where their antlers are.

48. Snowman fun
There are so many things wrong with this design – not only that snowmen traditionally don’t even have arms and legs. What is supposed to look like innocent fun looks like something far more sinister thanks to their respective poses. Their creepy smiles make the whole thing so much worse.

49. Santa’s favorite ho
Again, childrens’ humorous Christmas clothing can give everyone a chuckle, but this really is a step too far. “Santa’s favorite ho”? Really? This would only be marginally funny on an adult as it is.

50. Strange tree animal
If someone could actually explain what’s supposed to be going on here, it’d be much appreciated. At a guess, we’d say that the animal (a bear, perhaps?) was missing a tail, and the designer improvised by sticking a tree in place. Except the difference in style makes it look like it’s got a tree up its ass.

51. Santa in Rotterdam
If you’ve come this far, you’ve already seen a fair share of unusual Christmas designs across the world. But you haven’t seen this Santa in Rotterdam yet. Boy, Mrs. Claus is in for a surprise when Santa gets home tonight…

52. White Christmas
This really is the true definition of “white Christmas”. For anyone who didn’t know, candle decorations like this aren’t actually intended for us. For one thing, they’re usually really unsafe in design. For another, stuff like this tends to happen as soon as the wax drips.

53. Christmas crotch
We have to admit, this is a bit of a niche one, and it probably depends on how dirty your mind is. But some people can see a women’s crotch instead of Christmas lights here. Looks like she needs better-fitting underwear, too.

54. Santa’s beard
Apparently, this Santa’s beard grows with the souls of children. Who knows what this is actually supposed to represent? Because it totally looks like Santa has managed to capture a whole host of creepy kids in his beard.

55. Tree topper
Tree toppers are a bit controversial anyway, because when you think about it, they’re always going to look like the top of the tree itself is going right into whatever’s placed on top of it. We’ve personally only ever seen stars and angels topping a tree, but hey – there’s always room for interpretation. Apart from in this case, because the squirrel (or whatever it is) got removed a few days later.

56. Santa placement
Is there anything more Christmassy than Santa leggings? Except, the Santa seems to be popping out of unusual places… under the kneecaps, on the ass… and why is there a hand waving out of the crotch area? We sense deliberate Santa placement.

57. The Olaf ornament of nightmares
Everyone loves Olaf, the Disney character who has become synonymous with Christmas in recent years. However, everyone does not love this Olaf. This isn’t tat, either – it’s Hallmark on sale exclusively at Walmart!

58. Christmas sperm
No matter how you see this Santa head decoration, it just looks like a festive sperm. Unless Santa’s new hat actually is this long and thin, and we just didn’t know about it. Either way, we probably wouldn’t hang this on our tree.

59. “Surprise” plush”
Gee, you could only guess what was hidden inside this secret ball. Buying a surprise plush is always a bit of a risk, and even more so with this one. You could end up with anything.

60. More Christmas palms
And finally, this person clearly didn’t get the memo about just what a bad idea it is to dress up a palm tree with Christmas lights. That’s 11 palms just in this shot that look slightly too phallic for comfort. Take them down before the kids see!

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50 + Tattoos You Wouldn’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry At

Tattoos aren’t for everyone. But for those that choose to get them, they’re a beautiful way to show off your love or passion about something or simply a way to use your body to display art. However, some people seem to forget that tattoos are forever.
Here are 55 tattoos that are so cringe-worthy it almost hurts.
At first you want to laugh…then you want to cry…and then you’re laughing again.
1) Jon Sand?
We don’t know if this person is an actual ‘Game of Thrones’ fan or not but they certainly have a sense of humor about the cult-like program.

2) Permanent argyle socks
This guy clearly likes rocking his tattoos in public for all to see – even though they’re absolutely hideous. Permanent argyle socks? Why though?

3) This is why you don’t plagiarize
“Some guy tried to copy my tattoo artist’s work, nipple included!” said one Reddit user. Now he gets to live his life knowing that his nipple is on some other man’s arm. And that guy knows that he has some other guy’s nipple tattooed on him. Wow – what a circle.

4) It’s actually really quite good…
Even though this M&M Eminem tattoo is absolutely ridiculous, the artist actually did a really great job. We’re sure whoever has this tattoo gets some laughs at parties.

5) Don’t just live luxury…become luxury.
This guy is apparently a big fan of Louis Vuitton. So much so that he tattooed the iconic print all over his entire skull.

6) Always watching you
He really wanted to have eyes in the back of his head…err…neck? Women’s eyes? We’re so confused.

7) Early over-confidence
This person decided to celebrate the World Cup win a little too early in a very permanent way. Now they have this terrible ‘fix’ on their body forever.

8) Marilyn? Is that you?
Oh, poor, poor Marilyn Monroe. We don’t even know where to start with this one. Her feet. Her disproportionate body. Her face. It just gets worse the longer you look at it.

9) Lost in the…stars?
This poor woman explains that this tattoo is supposed to the galaxy. It just looks like a hot, hot mess that she will now have to wear proudly on her chest for the world to see.

10) Not again!
Poor Marilyn is probably rolling in her grave seeing all of these terrible tattoos of her out there. They’ve turned one of the most beautiful women in the world into…this…

11) Nailed it.
The concept held such promise. The final piece? Not so much. And what’s even worse is that they have it on display.

12) Isn’t the scar healed though?
We’re not entirely sure what this guy is going for here. The phrase really makes no sense. Scars are healed, aren’t they? They don’t go away though…maybe that’s what he meant? #confused

13) Is this supposed to be a coverup or its own piece?
What exactly is happening here? Did the wolf tattoo come first? Or the vape? Or were they done together? So many questions.

14) Bad life choice.
Can you imagine this tattoo on a 55-year-old man at the public pool? What a dumb mistake.

15) Johnny Cash was disfigured
It’s lovely that someone wants to remember the late Johnny Cash but…they should have probably done their research on tattoo artists. Instead, it looks like Johnny ran right into a wall.

16) His “own design”
Is this a joke or this guy for real? First off, the spiral isn’t an original idea. Second, “pay what you can”?! Third, that thing looks crazy infected.

17) It’s just so bad
Is it just us or does it look like this is a Playboy bunny that has been doodled by a 6-year-old then tattooed on some poor woman? Yikes.

18) Absolutely terrifying
We have to question why some people do the things they do. In this case, this guy is probably scaring people from the front and the back.

19) Let this be a lesson to us all
Apparently this person bought a tattoo gun off Amazon and decided to start off by tattooing Darth Vader on themselves. Or…what’s supposed to be Darth Vader anyway.

20) Wow…just wow.
Is this the tattoo the guy really wanted? If so, what the heck is it and why? A terrible rendition of a shirtless guy with wings and a devil’s tail. Alrighty then.

21) No, no, no – just no.
This Washington Redskins logo went horribly, horribly wrong. It’s almost hard to look at.

22) Are the talons fidget spinners?
Our national bird has been made a mockery here, folks. It almost looks like a maze, doesn’t it?

23) Due
Oh, good. Well, at least they made this terrible, hideous commitment together.

24) Ting Miracles
Are Riley and Isaac babies from the future? Why does the ‘y’ in ‘tiny’ look like a ‘g’? It’s just so bad it’s almost good.

25) The elusive King of Aces
King of Aces? Ace of Kings? The only thing we know for sure is that this is hideous and makes zero sense.

26) Oh my…
This was supposed to be a tribute portrait tattoo of her mom. Instead…she got this scary monster tattooed on her arm for eternity.

27) So much happening here.
This is just one big fat mess of a tattoo. From the colors to the design to the artistry. Oh man. It’s a disaster.

28) Go…Yonkees?
This NY Yankees logo tattoo is pretty much unrecognizable, really. If you squint your eyes…you can kind of see it?

29) Turning lemons into lemonade
This terrible tattoo was at least covered up using a sense of humor and a much better tattoo artist. We give this one an A+ for creativity.

30) She paid $150/hour for this
Tattoos are expensive. And they should be! When they’re done right, it takes a skilled artist with clean tools in a clean shop. Plus – good art takes time! This tattoo shop charges $150/hour but we think they’re over-charging.

31) Zombie Tinkerbell?
Poor Tinkerbell looks like she sold her soul to the devil in this terrible tattoo.

32) Bulls fan for life
This beachgoer is rockin’ his Chicago Bulls tattoo loud and proud. And we’re sure everyone he walks by has a good chuckle.

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33) Is that tiger okay?
What’s wrong with this tiger’s nose? And eyes? And overall face? Poor guy.

34) Don’t forget, people…
When it comes to tattoos…you really get what you pay for. Every time.

35) Best friends for life
And by life…we mean that this tattoo will be a reminder of your friendship and terrible decisions until the day you die.

36) Who was your tattoo artist?
And how old was this tattoo artist? Four?

37) What exactly are we looking at here?
Can someone please explain what is happening here? Is that a half mermaid half tree stump? Or…is there a peacock involved?

38) The Incredible Hulk
This Hulk tattoo is really quite something. We’re not sure what’s going on in the bottom half of this tattoo but the face is priceless.

39) This gorgeous back piece
We have a feeling this guy had dreams of something much, much different taking up the span of his entire back. But now he’s stuck with this.

40) Will it, though?
We applaud this girl’s optimism about this terrible and super ugly jellyfish tattoo. It looks like an infection waiting to happen.

41) Koop?
Never lose koop, guys. I mean, never lose hoop. I mean…never lose hope.

42) We can’t shake our heads harder
This tattoo almost seems sacrilege, does it not?

43) Yikes
We see that they were trying to be funny with the whole ‘beer belly’ thing but…yeesh.

44) Huh?
If you can actually figure out what the heck this is supposed to mean, please let us know.

45) So so bad.
This tattoo artist needs to work on their lines and curves. And overall drawing and tattooing ability.

46) We’ll take your word for it
Yeah…okay, buddy. We’ll just be waiting here for the final photo.

47) That doesn’t look right.
Not only did this tattoo artist put the ink WAY too deep, as you can tell by the raised skin, but we also have no idea what this is actually supposed to be.

48) That facial expression
Did the tattoo artist not realize that they were drawing lion’s face completely at an angle? It’s almost like it was done on purpose.

49) Ahhh!
We have but just one question – is she happy with this gigantic and terrifying piece? So scary.

50) Wulf
Here we have a derp wolf in its natural habitat.

51) Poor, poor life choices
Hello! This is the look of permanent unemployment. Don’t be like this guy.

52) Nice cover-up?
This person wanted to cover-up their first terrible tattoo. But now they’ll need a cover-up for the cover-up.

53) Savage
Nothing says ‘tough’ like a skull and crossbones. Unless they’re these skull and crossbones.

54) Another mangled wolf
Apparently wolves aren’t tattoo artists’ forte. As we can see from our multiple examples in this post and this beauty below.

55) Familey
When you have your priorities in check…except for spelling…that’s at the bottom of the list.
56) *face palm*
Because who wouldn’t want a hideous version of Michael Jordan slam dunking into your eye socket?
57) Knucklehead
Wolves and lions. Those are the two things that people just can’t seem to get right when they pay for super cheap tattoos by amateur artists.
58) The truth is out there
This X-Files fan might love Scully and Mulder but they apparently didn’t want to buck up for a real tattoo artist. Oopsy.

59) The King of Pop?
We’ll just leave this right here for you to ponder over for a while.

60) One way not to get a date
This was a profile picture on the Tinder dating app. We’re wondering what kind of women he’s reeling in.

Some of these are painful to look at while others are just hilarious. Which one do you think was the worst?
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60 Brides Who Look Like They Could Really Use A Hug

Weddings are stressful and sometimes they bring out the worst in people. They can also be full of mishaps.
After all the planning and worrying, it feels like there’s so much at stake on your wedding day that it’s hard to relax.
And let’s face it, sometimes those bad things happen and you can either laugh them off or let them ruin your day.
Most of the brides you see here have recovered since their wedding snafus, although we hope there was someone there to comfort them and tell them that it was all going to be ok.
We sure want to give them a hug after looking at these photos.
1. White on white
This photo went viral to the point that the bride was forced to explain that her mother-in-law was actually a really nice person who had just bought the most budget-conscious dress she could find, not realizing her faux pas.
We still can’t believe someone would do this and not realize their mistake though.

2. Falling for you
These two fell not only once but TWICE during their first dance!
Talk about going head over heels!
A bruised bride is that last thing you want.

3. Welcome to the family
This dog knew exactly what was going on and wanted to make sure his new dad realized that mom was still bulldog territory.
So he peed on her dress during the vows.

4. Waterworks
If rain on your wedding day is supposed to be good luck, then is falling in a lake EXTRA good luck?
We just really hope this didn’t happen before the ceremony.

5. There goes the bride
Speaking of wedding day water fails, maybe we should just all agree to stay off docks for photos.
This would have been a nice photo had everyone not almost drowned.
We just hope the dresses dried out in time.

6. Stuck on you
Sometimes love is so unexpected it gives you whiplash.
Other times you get it because your veil gets caught on the rustic wood of your wedding venue and snaps your head back with it.
That’s quite a memorable walk down the aisle!

7. For better or worse
See, the bride is smart. She’s drinking coffee.
At least she’ll always remember that special time the groom fell asleep on her during the wedding.
We bet the wedding night was rockin’.

8. Down the aisle
Yikes.
We hope the look caught on her face doesn’t indicate how much pain she’s in after getting dropped.
We also hope they took their photos before there were grass stains all over her dress.

9. Something blue
Brothers.
This poor bride had her mouth dyed blue after her brother gave her a “mint” before the ceremony.

10. That special someone
Even if you like squirrels, your wedding day is not the time to have one want to play with you.
Or land on you.
Or scratch your shoulder in your sleeveless dress during your photos.

11. I tumble for you
Falling is always embarassing.
But it’s epically embarassing when it happens as you descend the stairs for the first time as husband and wife.

12. Abandon ship
Well, maybe there were some beautiful photos before this happened.
And as long as the ceremony took place, you can always “dance and dry” during the ceremony.
We’re trying to look on the bright side here because this looks like a nightmare.

13. It’s tough to wear white
It’s hard to keep a white dress clean. It’s even harder when people keep spilling (or spitting!) their drinks on you.
We can tell by this bride’s body language in the photo that she could have really used a hug right then and there.

14. Maid of dishonor
People should really have to pass a breathalyzer test before they make wedding speeches.
We hope this friend was appropriately mortified once she sobered up because no one else in that photo looks like they’re having a good time.

15. The risk you take
Buying a wedding dress online is risky business.
We could do a whole slide show dedicated to Internet dress fails, but instead we’ll show you a few of our favorites.
This one is particularly bad because it looks like she was dressed in toilet paper and THEN got attacked by dogs.

16. We hope there was a backup
That moment when you get the dress of your dreams and instead of a top it has pasties.
Maybe the skirt could be salvaged?

17. Not even the color?!
Well, we have to say that if the dress wasn’t two different sizes on the top and bottom and GREEN to top it off, it might actually look pretty similar to the one in the photo.
But alas…

18. Nailed it
This is like a Pinterest fail from Hell.
But it’s supposed to be a bridal gown.
Fingers crossed that this could be returned and there was enough time to find a real dress before the big day.

19. In sickness and in health
Now, see, THIS ia a beautiful dress.
But it probably looks better when the bride isn’t face-down on the bathroom floor.
We’d probably wait to give her a hug in this case.

20. Piece of cake
Who decided that weddings should involve tall, delicate pastries, knives, and white dresses? It’s all a recipe for disaster.
In this case, we can’t help but feel bad for the bride who is watching her cake head for the floor.
Save the macarons!

21. Tiers of tears
Really though, why do we balance pastry upon pastry and then expect it all not to fall over?
We bet this bride was wishing she had just ordered the cupcakes.

22. Together until the end (of the staircase)
The bride said there was no damage to the dress, but what about her skin and her pride?
Sounds like the groom needed a hug in this case too!

23. Birds of a feather
We don’t know how much birdseed ended up in her mouth or eyes, but we do know we’d be pretty mad at whoever threw a bucket of it.
That’s one less person invited to the reception.

24. A family affair
How incredibly rude is it to wear white to someone’s wedding?
In this case, we don’t think these sisters wanted another woman in the family. And it looks like they don’t deserve one.

25. Blackmail material
This bride had a bit too much to drink at her reception.
In fact, her guests were still downstairs at the bar!

26. Not standing on ceremony
If we were this bride we’d be wondering if our new husband could hold up his end of the whole “til death do us part” deal if he can’t even make sure she got across the street ok.
We’re not sure why everyone is leaving this bride in the dust, but we hope she turned right around and found that open bar.

27. Blunder-in-law
This is why people elope.
Parents, when your kids have a wedding without you, it’s because they’ve probably seen things like this.
How do you even put a stop to this and regain control of your own wedding?

28. Family matters
Your siblings probably aren’t trying to ruin your big day. And yet, somehow you manage to get dropped on the ground anyway.
The look on this bride’s face seems to say “I’m not surprised this is happening.”

29. That’s love
Some embarassing wedding moments make you realize you married the right person. And then make you wonder how you’re related to others.
When this bride took a fall, her husband came to sit on the floor with her.
Then her brother happened

30. Bride overboard
This poor bride!
Alas, her friend doesn’t seem terribly concerned that she’s about to fall backwards down a hillside!

31. Cocktail fail
While the bride managed to get her dress clean after having a cocktail sink into it before the reception, we can tell by her stance in the photo on the left that she’s a bit worried.
Why do we wear white to these things again?

32. You had one job
This one can only be explained by the bride herself:
“As soon as we left the church, the cops showed up. Limo driver ran a red light and unfortunately did not have a current license. Seriously? You’re a limo driver.”
Luckily, a groomsman had the proper license and convinced the “limo driver” to let him take the wheel.

33. Duct tape to the rescue
This bride dislocated her knee on her wedding night, but she still managed a smile.
Duct tape isn’t an ideal compliment to a wedding dress, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

34. Swept up in it all
We hope the bride is laughing as hard as the groom underneath her dress.
If not, we imagine a lonely wedding night.

35. A magical day
So much for that magestic unicorn-riding photoshoot.
These photos went viral for obvious reasons after a photographer kept shooting after the bride fell off her horse.
Luckily, she can now look back on it and laugh.

36. Attack of the ankle biters
Well that’s one way to ruin a wedding dress.
Granted, they get dragged around during the recemony and reception and the bottom gets damaged anyway, but that’s usually at the end of the night. AFTER the photos.

37. Veiled emotions
Geez, people, be careful of the veil!
This poor bride looks like this snafu is tearing out her hair!

38. Waves of emotion
Getting married by a beautiful body of water?
Well, when disaster strikes – like a rogue wave – all you can do is hope your photographer keeps snapping photos so you get something epic out of it.

39. Gone to the birds
It’s probably best not to involve any live animals in your wedding – it only adds extra stress.
In this case, these doves were MAD – and they acted accordingly towards the bride AND groom.

40. What goes up…
If you’re bouncing around with your new wife in your arms you really need to make sure you have the appropriate upper body strength and aren’t just powered by an energy rush and a desire to show off.
Otherwise, things are going to get awkward.

41. Fanning the flames of love
It seems like a bad sign to have your getaway car start on fire after the wedding (or any time during the wedding, for that matter.)
We wonder how much the dry cleaning bill will be when they need to get that smoky smell out of their clothing.

42. Bonkers bridesmaid
Well, we don’t know exactly who the bride is (and we’re sure she prefers it that way) but it appears she made a bad decision in choosing her maid of honor.
Once you start running people over, you’ve officially ruined someone’s wedding.

43. Bridal blunder
Frankly, we’re surprised there’s more than one photo of a bride falling a horse out there.
But this is just more proof that big fluffy dresses and horses just don’t mix.

44. DIY photographer
If you spend thousands of dollars on a photographer only to have some relative ruin a beautiful photo with their phone camera, it’s safe to say you need a hug.
But that’s probably just to hold you back from strangling them.

45. Just pay attention
Yet another guest who thinks their epic wedding shot is more important than being respectful of the event.
This guest fell right through the flower hedges as the bride was walking down the aisle, which had to be cleaned up – and then the professional photos were probably ruined on that part of the aisle to boot.

46. Another territorial terror
Once again, we see just how much dogs hate weddings. It’s like they know that they’re favorite person’s attention is about to be divided from then on out.
Here we have yet another bride who is the victim of a territorial “marking.”

47. Already?!
We can only hope REALLY hard that this is the father of the bride and not the groom playing grab ass with another woman on his wedding day.
Either way, this bride deserved better behavior.

48. DIY dangers
This bride did all of the flowers herself – arches, corsages, and table ornaments! Unfortunately they were poisonous Lillies of the Valley.
She made it through the ceremony but had to immediately head off to the E.R. for an adrenaline shot before returning to the ceremony.
Sounds (and looks!) like a long, dramatic day. In the bad way.

49. What an Outkast
This is what it looks like when someone hits shuffle on your carefully-curated playlist and the song you were supposed to dance to with your dad, “Father And Daughter” by Paul Simon, doesn’t play.
Instead you get “Hey-Ya!” by Outkast.

50. Send me a sign
It wasn’t until the next day that this bride noticed that her ceremony photos all had a giant STOP sign in the back of them.
But at least she had a good enough sense of humor to post them on Reddit.

51. Grand entrance
Imagine walking down the aisle on the most special day of your life and seeing your fiance looking at you like this.
To be fair, he had no idea that this was his “calm” face.
Maybe he should have stuck with his nervous face.

52. Flower girl fail
We hope this bride didn’t want a photo of the moment she and her husband exchanged vows or else she’ll have to do some major cropping.
Toddlers don’t quite understand why they can’t be the center of attention all the time.

53. In your face
People’s passive-agressive sides really come out at weddings.
We’d probably hit her back with our bouquet.

54. Blown away
No need to sweep this bride off her feet – the wind is already doing a good job of that.
We just hope she didn’t get too much lipstick on her veil.

55. Mother-in-law from Hell
This MIL was taken to task online for her totally creepy antics – which started with wearing a sheer white lace dress to her son’s wedding.
Then she tethered herself to the groom, even indulging in what guests referred to as a “creepy” dance in which her behavior resembled a bride more than a mother.
This poor bride does NOT look amused, judging by her body language.

56. Devoted to destruction
What is it with dogs and wedding dresses?
We’re not sure of the circumstances behind this photo, but we sure hope she and the dress were ok.

57. Wedding crasher
In a truly bizarre incident that went viral, a Chinese groom’s ex-girlfriend showed up to his wedding and interrupted the couple’s first kiss.
She was wearing a wedding dress and threw herself at his feet begging him to take her back.
The groom was embarassed but the bride was mad enough to leave.

58. Dirty dress
All of her photos have now kindly been Photoshopped, but this mom was crestfallen when she realized her young special needs son defacated on her dress moments before the ceremony.
No amout of scrubbing could remove the stain OR the smell from her garment.
But the show goes on.

59. Bullseye
The night before your wedding you’re supposed to be pampering yourself – but not too much becaue you don’t want to aggravate your skin.
Unfortuantely, this bride got a huge mosquito bite right in the center of her forehead with hours to spare before prep time.

60. The gift of glitter
This poor bride got glitter bombed by a “friend” on her way down the aisle.
We don’t know how on Earth she kept her composure after that since she’s probably still picking it out of her hair today.

Can we all just agree to elope at the courthouse now?
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70 Random Acts Of Clever Vandalism

When you think of vandalism you might think about random graffiti spraypainted on the side of a building or overpass. Or perhaps something more serious like breaking windows or damaging property.
Even though there are those types of negative instances of vandalism that happen all the time – there are actually some pretty clever ones out there too that really…aren’t so bad.
These 70 vandals were thinking outside the box when they took to the streets.
Should this type of vandalism be illegal? You be the judge.
1) A teeny tiny Ant–Man versus Yellow Jacket on this smashed pole.

2) Can you really be upset at a Cookie Monster trash bin though?

3) Too adorable to be considered vandalism

4) Now you can’t unsee it.

5) Everybody was kung-fu fighting

6) It’s funny what the mind sees, isn’t it?

7) A bit morbid, but creative nonetheless

8) Calvin & Hobbes takin’ a ride

9) “I saw this stairway at school…did what I had to do.”

10) Creepy and amazing all at the same time.

11) One letter makes all the difference

12) You really should incorporate some veggies though.

13) Be aware of UFO abductions

14) You can’t not laugh.

15) We want to hear the backstory here

16) That’s one way to get the city to do their job

17) Someone had time on their hands to create this mini Pac-Man

18) Everything is going to be okay.

19) This one really hits home.

20) Carrying a heavy load

21) To push or not to push?

22) Aww. Don’t toss your garbage on Tom Hanks.

23) Oh, no!

24) It’s very rude to stare!

25) From funny to funnier

26) But who doesn’t want pie?!

27) Spell it correctly, dang it!

28) Someone drew eyebrows on the leprechaun and it’s terrifying

29) It would be impossible not to smile at this.

30) This is just uncomfortable to look at for some reason

31) Makes sense

32) See? You DID need to remember that in math class!

33) Why so angry?

34) Right in the chest.

35) I want to live in this neighborhood.

36) She does have some serious pitch

37) It means no worries, mate!

38) All fire hydrants should be minions.

39) Just sex it up a little

40) Potty humor – the humor no one wants to laugh at but always do

41) Googly eyes really change the feel of the movie

42) Or the feel of anything really.

43) Don’t worry, be happy!

44) Someone strapped a bike pump to a pole to help commuters.

45) Watch out for Le Road Bump

46) “The Claw! The Claw!”

47) More creepy googly eyes

48) This realtor’s sense of humor is spot on

49) These words of wisdom

50) Temporary and innocently funny

51) Seems ironic

52) Because you’re having a good time?

53) Oh, lighten up, Jeff.

54) So THAT’S why we call him that

55) Typical.

56) Now you’re singing it aren’t you?

57) Just a subtle suggestion

58) Just sit back and watch the show

59) Rock on but don’t walk on

60) But I want to keep my ass

61) Much less doom and gloom

62) We can put a man on the moon but we can’t figure this out.

63) Bump turned man with a hat

64) Eat a healthier breakfast, people.

65) Wholesome vandalism

66) Imagine if you didn’t know how to type without looking

67) Lord of the Rings humor

68) My eye!!

69) Literally.

70) That’s a very true statement.

Have these vandals changed your perception on what is considered “good” or “bad” vandalism? What if it makes you smile? Should it be illegal? After seeing these, it might be hard to decide.
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