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75 Funny Bathroom Graffiti People Couldn’t Ignore

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Bathroom graffiti is sort of like the cursing sailor cousin of regular street artwork. There’s a lot of dirty jokes in there that lack artistic expression, and what does end up on the wall isn’t really acceptable anywhere else.

These potty poems and pictographs do, however, have one distinct advantage – there’s always a captivated audience that laps it up. After all, where else are people supposed to look when they’re drunk or bored, and trapped in a bathroom stall?

But, just when you’re so over all those “for a good time” phone numbers and stupid self-portraits of some guy’s taint, here are 75 examples of funny bathroom graffiti that will keep you totally entertained!

1) Be fearless and stinky, bruh!

Are you sick of those silly Stuart Smalley affirmations that say, “I am good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me?”

Well then, here you go. Check out this brand new kind of affirmation for us 21st century “woke AF” folks.

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2) Quit talking about doing dad, mom!

Don’t you hate it when you find out the drunk ramblings written on the wall are actually from your mom? Back back home to dad!

“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me ’cause I did your dad.”

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3) “This is some graffiti on the ceiling of the bathroom of a local concert venue that I frequent.”

Awww shucks dude, that right there is enough to brighten anyone’s day!

But, just be wary if you spot a maintenance guy with a Sharpie and ladder – he’s probably jonesing for your Long Duk Dong specifically.

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4) The war on drugs stops here.

For the love of all that’s sacred and holy, please go snort your dirty drugs at home where sewer rats haven’t wiped their butts on your nose candy tray. That’s how you gets toilet cooties!

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5) There’s both a right and wrong way to poop.

The wrong way is doing it in your pants before you get the chance to pull them down. And when that happens, prepare to do some soul searching while you wait for your friend to bring you a clean pair of pants.

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6) Yea baby, look at that schwing!

Bet you’ve never seen anything like this before. Don’t act like you aren’t impressed with the gonzo-sized metal piercing covering up this guy’s sorry excuse full-frontal jheri curls!

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7) Can I get mine with candy corn?

Guess what, every bathroom in the world is equipped to make puddin’ pops. So don’t feel bad if you don’t see Bill Cosby peddling his leery smirk in your bathroom stall.

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8) It’s all about the burrito

When life is so short that you find yourself frantically scribbling your final words of advice on a bathroom wall, please remember to pet a burrito.

Or was that supposed to be ‘eat’ a burrito? Either way, life can be summed up in burritos.

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9) Jesus wouldn’t do it

Does your everlasting soul need saving from all the WWJD fanboys out there? Then ask yourself if vandalizing the hell out of the crapper is something Jesus would agree was worth getting crucified for.

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10) Gentlemen, take note

Yeah, but what if your wife actually IS the strange black lady with the knife? Are you allowed to fantasize about a white crack whore with a two syringes and a rubber hose?

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11) Meanwhile, in the girls bathroom…

It really doesn’t matter which puppet master you decide to bow down to. It’s the quality of the threads you’re being controlled with that counts, and in this case, satin rulez b*tches!

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12) “Are you John Connor?

ACT 3, MEN’S BATHROOM

Cue famous Spartacus scene. Everyone stands up to pee in unison while saying: I am John Connor!

Toilet flushes, Terminator is now gone with the poop.

The end.

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13) “Found this bagel graffiti in the bathroom of my university’s chem building”

Try ordering some butt-hole bread with a schmear of cream cheese the next time you pop into the bagel shop. It’s okay, they’ll totally get you.

“I want to be your friend.”

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14) Motivational Monday’s are brutal

Geez, calm down your Grand Tetons and just wait for it! Dropping stinky bombs is a delicate art that requires a lot of patience and fiber. Your time will come to pass.

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15) It’s natural, boo!

Take it easy and have a pee, my friend. If you happen to hear some splish-splash sound effects, don’t worry ’cause it’s totally natural, boo!

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16) Band of Butt-Cheek Brothers

We are all connected by toilet seats and butt-cheeks, brother. It’s kind of like getting sloppy seconds, but way worse because this is how you get butt zits.

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17) This strange fetish of his…

He has a stiffy for learning what? How to wipe? Flush?

Or maybe it’s for…

“I have a hardon for learning.”

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18) How to always love your hooch!

This self-help guru wants to encourage you to always put yourself first. Because if you give up, then who else is going to push your buttons?

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19) Mirror, mirror, where you used to be on the wall…

Dang girl, you look beautiful! Or wait, maybe not, ’cause that’s some hardcore ugly coming out of that potty mouth.

“F*ck you this is not tumblr! We need this f*cking mirror!”

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20) Get straight to the point, then GTFO!

Do the like the nice man says. Take a dump and leave, pretty please!

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21) “Bathroom graffiti…or flawless logic?”

From the annals of the late, great Deshartes comes this circular poop for thought.

“I think, therefore I poop. I poop, therefore I think.”

Yep, you’re a philosophical sh*t head all right!

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22) Because pizza is people

Stop being such a useless piece of leftover crust! Be the full-on supreme pizza that we all came here to this planet to be.

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23) Well this is good news, right?

Check it out, there’s a glory hole that’s going to be, uh, coming soon! Can’t wait for the fireworks to shoot off at the grand opening celebrations.

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24) He poured Capri Sun into a glass once.

Folks, this is how the unhealthy sickness starts. Next thing you know, he’s gonna be “drinkin’ the Kool-Aid” at a jungle commune with 900 other people!

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25) A letter to the people of the wrong door

When this guy accidentally found himself in the women’s bathroom, he wrote an angry letter on the wall. Not only was it just too clean, but there were a whole host of other problems too.

“I’m worried about getting glitter all over myself, and can’t stop thinking about Mariah Carey. I don’t deserve this. It’s not what I expected. I’m never coming back. Also, I didn’t pee on the toilet seat, so sit on it!”

Sincerely, The Wrong Door

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26) When fat shaming gets dumped on

The last place you want to get fat shamed is in the bathroom, but that’s what someone did when they wrote this on the wall:

“You’ve got to lose weight if you want to find love.”

Not true! Guys like Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo loves chicks with dimples and curves.

“Unless they love your lumps.”

Now, the stench is another problem altogether. Better go catch yourself a fly boy for that!

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27) The Chamber of Secrets is never more than one flush away

There’s magic everywhere you look! And if it’s not in your bathroom stall, then it’s probably in the stall right next to you.

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28) Oops, that’s not the Chamber of Secrets

That’s okay, you can just head on over to the Ministry of Magic instead. Just hold your nose when you dive in, and whatever you do, don’t peek!

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29) A spiritual guru’s guide to relieving constipation karma

Just calm your mind and just focus on the present moment. Now, take one deep letting-go breath, and then imagine that you’re poopin’!

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30) B + B = Hearts 4Ever!

Awww, would you look at that. Romance isn’t dead after all! It’s just hiding in the one place no one expect to find it.

“What a romantic place to declare your love. But your relationship is the sh*t!”

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31) Does that taste anything like chicken and waffles?

Bet you never thought you’d ever find food for thought in a random verse of toilet poetry. Kinda makes you hungry for some fish turds and fried horse biscuits, though, doesn’t it?

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32) Today’s nice guy to-do list

Well, this one is super easy to knock out of the park. Make sure all the floaters get flushed down the toilet, and the next person will thank you.

“Today: do something selfless for someone else and make a small difference in the world.”

Done (with some Nazi spellcheck)!

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33) Can’t we all just be happy?

Can’t we just do the hipppy dippy 60’s thing and “love one another?”

Of course we can, sweetie! But please…

“Just not here.”

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34) Beware of the Limbo Champion of the world!

This dude is totally right. You never know when Limbo Champ is going to bend over backwards just to get a peekaboo at you!

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35) 1-star advice from toilet stall dad

Hey you. Yeah you! Don’t text your ex and share what you’ve been up to for the last 5 minutes. That’s not how you get the girl!

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36) It’s what every Spongebob Queen fan wants to know!

Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy? Or maybe this is the Krusty Krab?

“No, this is Patrick!”

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37) The nicest “yo mama” insult ever!

For a good time call…no wait, scratch that. Just call your mom!

“She’s a great lady and she misses you. She wants to hear from you to make sure you’re safe.”

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38) Ode to sharts

Isn’t this how all stinky, crappy relationships start – and end? “Broken-hearted, trying to let go of piece of sh*t. But, it keeps finding its way back into my pants. Will u help break the cycle of broken hearts…and sharts?”

“Here I sit, broken hearted, came to sh*t but only farted. Later on I took my chance, came to fart but sh*t my pants.”

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39) Aliens. It’s always aliens!

Like Tina Turner says, what’s love got to do with it? If you don’t understand something and it’s way over your head, then it’s definitely a UFO.

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40) But…why?

Who knew? Billionaire Bill Gates uses public toilets just like the rest of us! But instead of giving us an update he’s doing a download.

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41) Sisterhood of the Traveling Sharpies In Their Pants

Tally: who poops with markers? Count ’em, there’s five sistas who travel with a standard black Sharpie in their pants. And then we have the rebel princess in blue coming in at number six!

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42) Don’t fear the noisy poop reaper

We all poop out loud, so no one is going to judge you while you’re behind closed doors. Just make sure you haul ass out of the bathroom stall before anyone an put a face to all those crazy sounds!

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43) Hey, it’s the perfect place to have a serious discussion about…art

Just what is this thing called graffiti, exactly? And how does bathroom graffiti differ from it’s more artistically flourishing street cousin? Discuss!

“Since writing on toilet walls is done neither for critical acclaim, nor financial rewards, it is the purest form of graffiti.”

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44) “Mr. Feeny seems like a good teacher… Or perhaps a random weirdo who quotes himself, not sure.”

Mr. Feeny is the teacher we all should’ve had growing up! Here’s one of his greatest gems:

“If you let other’s perception of you dictate your behavior, you will never grow as a person.” – Mr. Feeny

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45) You’ve got the power! Snap!

Guess what, it turns out that all the hoochies from high school were right. All your power does come from between your legs!

“If you ever feel powerless just remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.”

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46) Good advice from Obiwan Kenobi

Don’t use the Force, Luke! A Jedi must know when to just let go.

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47) Haikus are easy

This haiku master knows what he’s talking about.

“Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.”

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48) Don’t waste money on college tuition, just pull on this.

Yep, it turns out that what you’ve suspected all along is actually true. That arts degree is pure bunk!

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49) “That’s when you just draw a d*ck instead”

Huh, so that’s why people keep bring their franks and beans to the table. It’s because they don’t have anything better to contribute!

“I was going to write something profound but I realized I have nothing profound to say.”

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50) The answer the burning question none of us never knew to even ask

Want to know the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Are you ready for it?

“One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.” – me

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51) This guy really knows how to deliver potty prose

He has a lot of experience with hail, wind, snow, and rain. Could he possibly be your local mailman?

“To deliver my prose I work in vain, for little reward or financial gain, through hail & wind & snow & rain, the netty poet strikes again!”

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52) “Graffiti game on point”

Taylor Swift, is that you? Hatin’ on ‘tate now are you?

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53) There’s always the optimistic realist in the bunch

The next time they forget to put your lite ranch dressing on the side instead of on top of the salad, just remember, none of this matters. Just be fat and happy!

“Just remember that none of this matters and that we will all end up dying alone anyways, so be happy while you can.”

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54) “On a hand dryer at small bar in FL”

More guys would probably wash their hands if there good incentives in the bathroom like this! And it’s totally intuitive too – all they have to do is squeeze a couple of times to release the hot air from the balloons.

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55) Some good words to live by

Don’t give up just yet! As long as there’s a single mofo left on this planet that needs to be proven wrong, your job isn’t done yet.

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56) “Loading. Please wait.”

Um, shouldn’t that say UN-loading? Someone better call tech support quick before your pipes really get stuck!

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57) “Would pee here again.”

Hey, it was bound to happen sooner or later. We now have Yelp reviews of bathroom stalls!

But the real question is, what has to happen here for a stall to earn a 5-star rating?

“You know.”

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58) “Has OSHA gone too far?”

The porta-potty wars have begun! That’s because workers are required to keep track of all logs dropped by color, size, and time spent in the loo.

“ATTENTION: please be sure to report any and all diarrhea related incidents to OSHATURDWATCH.ORG”

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59) Someone must’ve had a really bad time here

PSA announcement – read the sign before you go inside. If says “bar” or “comedy club” you better run!

“This place is NOT a dive bar…it’s a douchebag bar!”

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60) Hey, joke’s on you buddy

No really, the joke is literally right there in your hand! Question is, how big of a joke do other people think it is?

“Why are u looking up here, this joke is in your hand.”

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61) “Rate your sh*t with a movie title!”

Put your poop into a starring role by giving it the same title as a Hollywood flick.

Is what comes out of your butt truly horrific?

“SCREAM! The Blob”

Perhaps it’s more like a good Sci-fi?

“The Terminator.”

Or maybe your big brown logs are overly dramatic?

“Forest Dump. The Dark Knight. Castaway. The Departed”

Some have probably seen a lot of action!

“Bad Boys. The Fast and the Furious. Black Hawk Down.”

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62) “Say perhaps to drugs”

This is great advice for those who don’t want to get trapped in between a gang and a hard place. And it also saves you from looking like a straight-edge, Nancy Reagan mama’s boy.

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63) The toilet gods have spoken

Everyone is always taking a dump on them for a reason. No one loves you, Crocs, so please go away!

“I love your Crocs” – Nobody

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64) “On the back of the bathroom door in a bar in Brooklyn.”

Don’t hang your coat or purse on drunk octopus. That’ll just give him one more reason to give you 8 middle fingers and a challenge to duel!

“Drunk octopus wants to fight you!”

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65) Every bathroom should have one of these

Protecto the Toilet Ninja wants you to know that your butt cheeks will always be protected so long as you you use these paper-thin toilet seat condoms. Otherwise, be prepared to fight off an army of invisible crabs and toilet cooties!

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66) For a good time, press play!

Bathroom hookups have gone high tech! First, hit the record button, and talk into the microphone and tell everyone your name, where you come from, and what kind of poop you’re looking for in a person. Then everyone else will be able to play it back and laugh!

“Record. Talk here. Play.”

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67) Physics major throwing some shade at “law of attraction” fanatics

People who believe in the “law of attraction” will tell you that since like attracts like, you should only think about the good things.

“Don’t focus on the negative, you’ll only attract more of it.”

But, someone kindly pointed out that metaphysics isn’t the same as real physics.

“Obviously you failed physics, negative attracts positive.”

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68) Sassy sh*t only farmers say

This little nugget of wisdom obviously came from a failed farmer. Or maybe someone who really likes to juice celery. Either way, now you know everything you never wanted to know about farmers…and celery.

“Those who can’t farm, farm celery.”

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69) That’s so disgusting!

What’s the most disgusting thing you can ever come across in a public restroom? Comic Sans, you fool!

“Sometimes when I’m alone I use Comic Sans.”

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70) “Life’s too short to live unhappy.”

This is how it all starts. First you start talking to walls, then you start listening to what it actually has to say.

“Shut up, since when do I listen to walls.”

The wall’s response:

“Probably around the same time you started talking to them.”

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71) “Starving college student’s bathroom graffiti. Felt like a creep giggling on the toilet.”

Have you ever been afflicted with “asparagus pee” after eating too much of the leafy green stalks? Well, ramen noodles can do that to you too, but with chicken flavoring.

“I should not eat so much ramen. I can smell chicken flavoring when I pee.”

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72) Sometimes the joke is a visual gag

This guy started to write something profound, but then he was interrupted by Star Trek midway while doing #2. All that’s left of him is the Sharpie marking his journey straight up the wall.

“Don’t beam me up Scotty, I’m taking a sh…”

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73) Lorax speaks for TP’s everywhere

Not all graffiti is crude and disgusting. Some of it speaks out against using trees to wipe our cornholio.

“You cut down dis tree?”

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74) Now here’s some random thoughts that will really scare you

You’ll never want to eat bananas again after you get this into your head. Some people just have to go and ruin it for everyone!

“You know those black bits on bananas, are they really tarantulas’ eggs?”

Probably.

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75) Proof that great minds don’t think alike!

From ramblings like, “My greatest fear is bathroom graffiti” to “I just want to pee in peace,” these great minds are totally at odds.

Except for this guy, who has all his taters together.

“I can count to potato.”

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Lazy People Solutions That Defy Common Sense

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There’s the right way of doing things, and then there’s the wrong way of doing things. But how can a solution be wrong when it’s faster? This is how.

Every day, we go through small internal battles. We argue with ourselves over doing things right or doing things fast. The 40 people ahead all opted to do things fast. And the consequences came even faster as a result!

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It’s as good as new.

If you look closely, you’ll be able to see that some of the column uses new wood. Thanks to this restoration, the roof that the column’s holding up should stay in place for weeks. Warning: Do not play Jenga with this!

 

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Source: Reddit – JakepMTB

For once, the sockets are making the right expression

Drilling metal screws into the plugs? What could possibly go wrong? The weird thing about this one is that it actually took some effort to do something so stupid.

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Source: Reddit – ABadPerson

Looks sturdy

Calm down, there’s some plastic tape. No one could possibly walk over the gap with that tape in place. Right?

 

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Source: Reddit – Drspintronics

Does the Cookie Monster live there?

This is why health and safety laws have to exist. Trash and food should not mix! At least he’s wearing a hairnet.

 

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Source: Reddit – Sigmmakappa

Who needs one of those fancy red extinguishers?

The beauty of this device is that it’s easy to refill. And you can drink from it too! Why does anyone use normal fire extinguishers?

 

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Source: Reddit – Brokendefeated

The company rules said no, but her sneakers said, “Just Do It!”

So this is why sneakers can’t be managers! In reality, this is a company issue. They need to buy bigger stepladders!

 

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Was this builder a pirate in a past life?

That or they were inspired by the whole, “walk the plank,” spirit. They can probably also make amazing card towers. Also, what is that platform/plank thing?

 

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Prevention is better than cure

Why have an emergency when you can just not have an emergency? This is some of the best self help advice out there. That phone should write a motivational book.

 

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Because hauling them up one at a time would take longer

If the wire starts breaking, just grab on to the hook. See. It’s not like there isn’t an emergency plan.

 

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Simply avoid the metal spikes

Yes, that is the only entrance to the building. At least there are two planks. All that pressure on the employer paid off!

 

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Source: Reddit – Kaskiaski

They complained that there was no heating in the worksite

It’s ok, the flame was quite far from the wooden studs. Just hope that it doesn’t roll off the ladder. Because that floor is also made of wood.

 

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Source: Reddit – BagelMerchant

Always remember the soft landing!

The sign has a point. Slipping and falling hard hurts. So just slip and fall slow and soft from now on!

 

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What’s more dangerous, the fire or the escape route?

If you fall, grab one of those wires. Imagine studying at this college. What are their public safety degrees like?

 

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Watching a scary movie in this seat is not advised

Sure, there’s being lax about health and safety, and then there’s actually setting a deathtrap. This definitely veers into the latter! Someone get that guy a hardhat!

 

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Calm down, it’s a church. Jesus will protect him

Was he trying to fix the roof or trying to reach heaven? With this method, he’ll get there one way or the other. Or maybe that other place with the fire and stuff.

 

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There’s something fishy going on here

On the plus side, that fish can be sold at a discount! And the shoe dirt will give it extra flavor. Yum!

 

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What happens on Craigslist stays on Craigslist

Would you be able to sell this without being consumed by guilt? He lost two fingers. Who knows that the next accident will do?

 

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First thing’s first, don’t panic!

Fixing the door? That takes time. Writing a note? That’s quick!

 

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In a way, he’s literally sleeping on air

And soon, he’ll be sleeping under that air. Does this make you proud to be American? He’s so fearless!

 

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They protect the toes don’t they?

Again, this is one of those lazy solutions that end up taking more effort than doing it properly. Some people are so determined to be lazy that they put in tons of effort. What heroes.

 

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At least they put the cone out to warn them

Seeing that cone will be so reassuring after you’ve broken your leg. Maybe the manager meant that they should put the cone outside of the hole? Hey, they don’t get paid to think sensibly.

 

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This warning could save your life if you didn’t see it

Is this tag made from paper from a tree that fell when no one was around to hear it? Also, why is there a full stop after the word “found”? That’s the real issue here.

 

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They asked him if he had secured the scaffolding.

His response was that he had, “nailed it.” It’s ok. If you look closely, you’ll notice that there’s also a cable tie.

 

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It’s only a 25 foot drop

If you do fall, simply aim for the trash. It looks pretty soft. It must be a joy to work here.

 

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It’s just a thin tile

What makes this tile extra special is that it can also send something all around the world. Will it get past the fire inspector? It would fool me.

 

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The light switch pan is filling up again

Leaky light switches are the worst. And by worst, I mean deadliest. Perhaps a wider pan would fix it?

 

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Like to or love to?

If only there was a place that we could put things that don’t work. Just think, we could employ people to take these things away. Perhaps we could even reuse parts of these broken things in non-broken things?

 

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Cones to the rescue again

It took a while to put them down. But now that they are down, everyone can get back to work. Who wants to play with the forklift next?

 

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One day, they’ll invent an elevator that doesn’t share its “off” button with a lightswitch

And before anyone complains, they underlined the words “do not.” They like to be extra cautious like that! What’s the longest someone’s been trapped in the elevator here?

 

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Thank you, essential workers!

Imagine if one of them was super valuable. As in, it was a priceless first edition. You’d have to risk collapse to get it out!

 

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Whose bright idea was this?

Does anyone else feel like they could get an electric shock from just looking at a picture of it? And tetanus. And splinters.

 

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When you get annoyed at all the people honking

Because, when it lands on the road, it isn’t a problem any more. Fun fact: this truck got pulled over pretty soon. Another fun fact: the driver lost their license.

 

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This is actually pretty ingenious

If the cone were the other way around, it could blow away. Now the hole is basically fixed. And it got fixed in record time!

 

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Daily!

There must have been a lot of dust on that day. That or someone was blatantly disregarding the notice. But who would do that?

 

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So that’s why they were so cheap

Perhaps they shrank in the wash? At least the mice will be warned. And the city saved $3 of taxpayer money.

 

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Is there anything that cones can’t do?

It’s fine. The electrical wire in the water is insulated with rubber. Whoever thought this up is so smart.

 

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The emergency hammer kept on falling off

So of course they cable tied it on. Now it can never come loose. Not even in an emergency.

 

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This is literally a man cave

Bet all the women are jealous that they can’t get man caves now. Sadly, this is just seconds away from being a man cave in. It was fun while it lasted.

 

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Why waste the money on renting a vehicle when you can just buy more straps?

In his defense, he only had to transport them 300 miles. But did he make it before the load squished him? We don’t know.

 

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The worst that will happen is that the plugs will have a bath

Visit this restaurant before it burns down! At least they had the foresight to put a towel under the tank. That made all the difference…

 

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Next time you’re feeling down, just think, at least you weren’t behind any of these dumb disasters!

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10+ People That Had No Idea How Attractive They Were Until They Worked To Improve Themselves

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Sometimes when your health is out of balance you can’t see yourself clearly. When people struggle with something physical, like weight, they can’t always see how beautiful they really are. These people didn’t even realize how attractive they were until they worked on themselves, but now they can celebrate their appearances every day.

These 30 people have powerful stories, and their transformations are absolutely amazing. Their messages are so inspiring.

“I lost 100 lbs, and I feel great.”

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“It took me 2 years and 3 months to get in shape. It sounds like a lot of time, but it was well worth it.”

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“I made true friends, and they helped me to have a more active lifestyle. That’s how I managed to lose weight. Now I can communicate with any person.”

 
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“The difference between these 2 photos is 4 years. And I was even used to not enjoying what I looked like.”

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“Me when I was 19 and 21.”

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“I was depressed because of the way I looked. I didn’t even want to live. But I decided that I was able to change everything, so I started losing weight… I feel great, and I’m enjoying my life!”

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“I didn’t use to be really fat. I had a hard time choosing the right hairstyle.”

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“I used to weigh 60 lb, now I weigh 90, and I keep working on my body.”

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“3 years between these photos. Some people don’t believe that it’s me.”

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“So much has changed in 3 years! Before, I didn’t get out much. I was very shy. Now we live in a time when changing your appearance is very easy.”

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“Just 4 years, and this is what I’ve become (I’m on the right).”

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“I started reading all the time. I read a lot. This is how I started changing psychologically and emotionally… This is how I found the answer for me.”
“I have to admit, I couldn’t lose weight myself for a very, very long time. A really professional doctor helped me a lot.”

“I didn’t do anything special, but I’m not ugly anymore.”

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“I restored what was destroyed by 20 years of McDonald’s and Coke.”

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“15 months later I finally have a chin! Now I’m doing everything I can to maintain my weight.”

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“I lost 100 lb, and I keep working on my body.”

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“The difference is just 4 years. I was a nerd, and now I’m a macho.”

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“The difference between these photos is 25 months. I had always been fat, so I decided that I could lose weight.”

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“My weight was 330 lb when I finally decided to start losing weight… But now I have a new goal — 180 lb. I’ve started my way to it! I wish you luck too.”

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“The difference between these photos is 20 months. I lost weight, and now I’m not shy about the natural structure of my hair.”

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“This is my progress.”

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“Now I am 25, I lost 120 lb, and I work out every day.”

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“This is my boyfriend at the age of 16 and 21. It’s hard to tell that it’s the same person.”

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“A short time ago, I realized that the most important thing is to care about your appearance properly, feel good, and be a confident and interesting person.”
“I felt overwhelmed, but I decided to take one day at a time. I didn’t know if I would live or die. I just knew that I had to focus on the day I was living. I had a ‘lose weight or die trying’ mentality.”

“I knew I owed it to my son to try to break the family tree of obesity. There are so many compromises to being an obese parent: I was simply forfeiting the ability to participate in so many wonderful moments.”

“As the pounds started to come off, I noticed a change, but others didn’t — until the day I appeared outside of my office standing up.”

“My goal is to train and inspire people to show them that the weight loss is possible.”

“My dad pushed me and motivated me to start working out. He would tell me he wanted me to be around for a long time.”

These people have some incredible transformations, and their messages are so motivational.

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50 Cringeworthy Fashion Fails We Can’t Believe People Didn’t Notice

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Not all of us are fashion experts. This is why we try to experiment and mix and match clothes to see if we can look more stylish. Unfortunately, the more we try to look more fashionable, the more we end up failing. The risky fashion choice we make often leaves us looking ridiculous and weird in other people’s eyes.

Fortunately, fashion disasters aren’t always bad. In fact, they can be transformed into little entertainment and also a warning for others to never try to copy them.

Here are the most cringe-worthy fashion fails you need to see this year:

1. Brown logo on white shoes

In theory, putting a brown logo on a white background will make a product look classy. In reality, a brown logo on white shoes just looks like bird poo from afar.

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2. A not-so-comfortable evening dress

This is probably one of the most uncomfortable dresses you’ll see. I don’t think you’ll have a great time wearing this to a party or anywhere.

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3. When you accidentally stepped on something

This is actually a good pair of shoes if you always walk on mud or dirt. You won’t have to worry about cleaning your shoes. Plus, its design can work as camouflage for when you accidentally stepped on your dog’s poo.

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4. Undecided

Will you give up or will you never give up? Well, it’s a good shirt to wear if you still can’t decide. At least, you’re letting other people know where you stand.

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5. The letter “G”

There’s nothing wrong with being gay. However, if you are seriously working on showing support to your team, you might want to find another way to do that.

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6. Wrong idea

For an introvert, you might find this shirt uncomfortable. It’s like whoever designed it clearly doesn’t know what introverts are like.

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7. The crotch

The crotch on these pants doesn’t look like it’s intentionally designed that way. Otherwise, why is it totally misaligned?

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8. Lost

Is this in New York or is this in London? I guess the designer is quite as confused as we are.

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9. Your Saturday sweater

This sweater’s design is actually cute. Just make sure you don’t pull it taut like that or else, Saturday becomes Turd day.

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10. At a candy shop

This is a children’s shirt in a candy shop. It might look harmless but the sexual connotations are quite disturbing.

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11. The irony

The way this shirt is marketed is quite confusing. Should you not iron it because it doesn’t look wrinkly or should you not iron it because it’s designed to look wrinkled?

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12. The saggy bunny ears

There could have been a better spot for those bunny ears. The way they are sagging at those points looks a bit weird.

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13. When you want to look sick

Even if your favorite color is purple, I don’t think you should get these tights. They can make you look like you’re covered in bruises.

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14. No, thanks.

This is probably not the best design to have on your swimsuit. Apart from that it’s a children’s character, the theme creates a different connotation.

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15. A practical jacket?

This jacket’s design is a bit spooky. It’s like something you’d wear if you’re planning to rob a bank or if you’re aiming to look like a snowman.

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16. Is that even a donut?

Without the label, no one would think that it’s a donut. It looks more like someone’s backside.

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17. Buy what?

You’ll have to take a closer look for you to actually understand what this shirt is trying to say. The image at the bottom is a glass and the text is supposed to mean “shot”.

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18. That “part”

The dress would look nicer if the bottom part wasn’t designed that way. It forms something you can only find in men.

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19. Nothing sexual here.

This is a wrestling patch. Despite what it looks like, there’s nothing sexual there.

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20. The popping shoes

These shoes can make it easier and safer for you to walk on smooth surfaces. The only issue is the popping sound they make with each step.

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21. Just spell it

Using images to replace a letter can make a design look extra nice. However, you just have to make sure that the image actually looks like the letter. Otherwise, you’ll end up making something like this one.

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22. Look closely

This shirt is empowering. I’m just hoping that whoever made it counted the fingers before releasing it.

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23. Quite distracting

There are dresses that shouldn’t be worn during formal interviews. This is one of those dresses.

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24. Crappy design

If you ever pooped on yourself by accident, this is the dress that’ll save your day. On a regular day, however, I think it’s best to avoid this dress and this design.

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25. What if you missed the front?

If you are going to issue a warning, it’s best to keep it all in one area. That way, you won’t look like you are actually encouraging a negative behavior like this one.

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26. It’s not what you think.

If you’re going to wear a shirt with beads on, think twice about wearing a jacket over it. You might end up looking like this and it’s awkward.

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27. Hood on or off

This is the type of jacket you wouldn’t want to wear with the hood off. It sends the wrong message if you don’t put the hood on.

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28. Emo?

Back then, this look was a hit among teenagers. Now, it’s something a lot of adults regret and it’s not hard to see why.

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29. Not edgy

This look would have been better if she colored her hair completely. With just a few colored areas, it looked weird and awful. It’s like someone spilled paint on her head.

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30. All black

In theory, wearing black will make you look slimmer and classier. I guess this photo proves that theory wrong.

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31. Those eyes

Wearing a black eyeliner used to be a hit among teenage boys before. It’s a good thing that the phase ended already.

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32. When you can’t decide which hairstyle to wear for the day

This hairstyle is quite confusing. It’s like she can’t decide if she wanted dreadlocks or straight hair. It’s a good thing her hair and shirt match.

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33. The 2000 glam

This photo summarizes the fashion trend of 2000. Those glossy lips, orange glasses, and twisted hair are just on point.

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34. Those eyebrows and lips

It looked like this guy got confused about colors. Pink should go on the lips and black should go on the eyebrows- not

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35. Every single day

Back in 2003, this guy used to leave the house looking like this. It’s a good thing that it’s 2020 now.

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36. In love with bracelets

This 15-year-old had an immense love of pony bead bracelets. He’s nearly filled his entire arm and neck with them.

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37. They thought they were cool.

There are so many things going on with these kids’ styles. From their hairstyles to their jackets and pants, it’s a good thing everything’s over now.

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38. Her formal wear

Believe it or not, this kid wasn’t going to a Madonna concert. This was her outfit for the father-daughter church dance in her area.

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39. Those baggy pants

Almost everyone in the 90s used to wear those baggy pants. They weren’t just cool back then but they’re quite comfortable, too.

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40. Recycled dress

This wasn’t a phase. She just decided that it was a good idea to wear a dress made of trash bags and duct tapes.

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41. White face

This woman has just discovered white face powder. It certainly took her style to a whole new level.

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42. New male fashion

It’s hard to determine what the designer of this shirt is trying to achieve. This new male fashion certainly looks weird.

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43. Would you wear it?

This shirt looks like it has been cut in half and sewn together without checking the alignment of the stripes. Intentional or not, it’s hard to believe that anyone would buy it.

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44. Wrong orientation

Ariana Grande would have been proud of this shirt, if only her face wasn’t printed upside down.

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45. A sweater for kids

Someone didn’t think hard while designing this. It looks more like “hell” instead of “hello”.

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46. The new fashion

These hats prove that in today’s fashion, stains and tears are cool. You won’t have to worry about keeping your hats clean anymore.

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47. This is high fashion.

It’s hard to understand why someone would buy this sweater. It’s even harder to understand why a sweater in this condition would cost nearly a thousand dollars.

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48. Crazy expensive shoes

These shoes seriously looked like they’ve been picked up from the garbage can. You can clearly see hot glue and duct tape on it!

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49. When fashion makes no sense

Sometimes, it’s hard to understand fashion. It can be as confusing as this zipper that has no pocket.

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50. Speechless.

These pants are crazy. They are painful not just in the eyes but in the brain, too.

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