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75 Insane Things People Have Been Caught Saying Online

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The internet is a weird place. On social media sites, there’s a platform for anybody and everybody. That’s a great thing for so many reasons! People can connect with family members, make friends halfway across the world, and even get their voices heard.

And then, of course, there are those who should never have been given a voice because they’re flat-out crazy. For all the great things about the internet, it has many opportunities for the craziness to thrive. Online conspiracy groups love the web and they’re just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to crazy.

If you’re on social media, chances are you have someone nuts in your life, too. Whether they promote bizarre conspiracy theories or think that frozen lemons cause cancer, there are so many different directions the internet weirdness can go. And then, of course, there are the people who are weird in and of themselves. They don’t need any conspiracy page or following to post wackadoodle material. They’re naturally full of it.

They say the internet will make you despair for humanity. But ultimately, you have to decide for yourself whether you want to laugh or cry.

Here are 75 insane things people have said online that were posted for all to see.

1. Weirdos online deserve to be mocked

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Creepy people like this who try to solicit strangers for naked pictures get what’s coming to them. This lady could have blocked the weirdo, but instead, she decided to have some fun at his expense. And can you blame her?

2. This is a rollercoaster from start to finish

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Yes, some people really live like this, and their stories would make more fascinating movies than most of the films shown in theaters. And yes, they are100 percent insane.

3. Boy, do we have news for you

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The Spanish colonized huge parts of the Americas, interbreeding with native tribes that had darker skin. But that Spanish language comes from a very European, very white place. Surprise!

4. No more family members for him

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Some people are jealous when it comes to relationships. In fact, some are so jealous they don’t want their significant other talking to anyone else, even if they’re related.

5. Imagine people getting upset over being called murderers

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Fancy that! This crazy vegan told her family she thinks they’re murderers, and they have the gall to be upset by that. If they weren’t so selfish, they’d understand that it’s the happiest day of her life.

6. Someone sure hates cheese

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This is a normal reaction to someone buying the wrong kind of cheese. Yup, this person actually thought that destroying personal property was an appropriate response to not buying vegan cheese.

7. Shut up and take my lizards

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There’s probably a good reason this group doesn’t accept pets. But that’s not the poster’s problem. You’ll post about my lizards and you’ll like it

8. Someone missed science class

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Before vaccines, measles was a serious and common illness that made people very sick. Unfortunately, this person doesn’t have the slightest clue how vaccines work. In their mind, we’re all giving ourselves measles?

9. You just gotta believe me

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New life hack! Whenever someone asks you to present evidence for your latest bizarre claim, just say that the government is controlling the internet and you can’t find what you’re looking for. It’s foolproof.

10. Nope

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Aside from the absurdity of comparing modern political figures to Jesus, this poster has a very specific idea of how Jesus looked. Newsflash: he was from the Middle East and definitely not white.

11. How dare people without children buy pretzels

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This seems like a normal and healthy reaction to seeing people not accompanied by children at an amusement park. For the record, Disney has plenty of attractions (like food and wine festivals) specifically for adults. But not if this lady has anything to say about it!

12. Where do you even start with this?

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The claim that ties vaccines with autism came from a fraudulent study that’s been debunked many times. But this person doesn’t buy the science, so too bad for the sick bees!

13. This woman has some very specific concerns

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Going to the zoo means you’ll see animals being, well, animals, and your kids might, too. Most parents have delicate, age-appropriate conversations with their children. But this lady has a much weirder solution.

14. Yes, yes it’s bad

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If you react to a story like this, you need to seriously reevaluate your life. That is a terrible thing to think and an even worse to advocate for on social media!

15. You can’t wait for that?

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Some weird conspiracy theories circulate. One of the weirdest is that the pop star Beyoncé (along with husband Jay-Z) practices satanic rituals involving eating kids. It seems like this person can’t wait for that to happen.

16. What are they – Doesn’t matter, I’m against them

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In a nutshell, stem cells are cells that can make, well, more cells. This person doesn’t have a clue what they are, but it doesn’t matter. They’re passionately anti-stem cell.

17. Maybe check yourself if you’re suspicious of sunflowers

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Sunflowers can grow extremely tall, often reaching to about 12 feet. This person’s neighbor has a yard with a lovely sunflower in it. They also have an insane person living next door.

18. Quit while you’re ahead

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Wait, wait, wait, let’s review this. This person didn’t even challenge the original poster’s insane conspiracy theory. All they did was point out that they had indeed invested in Microsoft products. Unfortunately, that proves they’re blind to the truth.

19. This person needs to take a chill pill

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This person takes their country very seriously, so seriously in fact that they fly into a rage the moment they see a picture of a flag. Unfortunately, they also don’t know what the American flag looks like.

20. I’ll allow it

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Look, is this 100 percent totally and utterly insane? You mean it won’t do anything except get potato goo on your skin? Yes, and yes, but I’ll allow the potato cure if it means you’ll just vaccinate your kids.

21. What’s wrong with you?

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This person is trying to make a statement about atheism but they chose to do so in the most insane way possible. Anyway, here’s hoping they don’t really have children.

22. This is healthy

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This poster has a deep hatred for cops based on multiple DUIs. Instead of cleaning up their act, they’ve channeled their rage into wishing a violent death on every police officer they see.

23. Well, where’s your sword, then?

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Putting the historical claims of the handshake aside, this dude just compared women to children and also implied that women can’t carry swords. I’d like to see him go up against Olympic fencer Elena Belova.

24. So close

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Let’s briefly look past how horrifyingly racist and insulting this post is and focus on the fact they can’t keep track of ICE vs. ISIS. Sure, they sound sort of alike, but their acronyms are polar opposites.

25. Just keep it up

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Yes, some people put pee in their eyeballs thinking it’ll cure them of mysterious ailments. Yes, you can get horrible infections from doing this. But don’t worry, it’s just the “toxins” leaving your body.

26. This is an interesting theory

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This person doesn’t think that cows and pigs are found in nature. Apparently, they have never heard of wild boars or bison. They also have a theory about the origins of the pig, which is nothing short of fascinating.

27. Side note, I hate blind people

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Service dogs are generally treated extremely well, helping the disabled live a more independent life. This insane person decided to murder their neighbor’s service dog to save them from “exploitation.”

28. Give them their free cat, dang it

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I can’t think of any business that delivers free cats to people. Just take a stroll down almost any street in the world and you’ll find a couple of strays, however. That’s a better bet than messaging a local pet sitting business.

29. Wait, why?

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Sure, men have said bad things to women and still do regularly. Do you know what won’t change it? Insulting random men who probably have nothing to do with that.

30. This lady doesn’t drink water apparently

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In case you were sleeping in science class, dihydrogen monoxide is water. Subway’s bread recipe contains water. This lady has fallen for the prank hook, line, and sinker.

31. I would like to see this research

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I would be fascinated to learn where this person got their information. Tell me everything, especially what McDonald’s motivation is for using child meat in their food.

32. Poor Squire Sebastian Senator

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This lady canceled her baby shower, furious over people’s reactions to her infant’s name. At least they told her how they felt before his name was on the birth certificate and not after.

33. You’re looking for a maid, not a wife

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Imagine your boyfriend inviting you over for the evening. That’ll be so nice, won’t it? But surprise, you’re there to cook and clean. Pass him the number for a maid service and get out of there.

34. I’m sure she would

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This person truly wishes they’d been at the scene of a terror attack that killed dozens of people. They have the gall to think that being in proximity to danger would get them the attention of Ariana Grande.

35. NEXT!!

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Have you ever heard the expression “beggars can’t be choosers”? This lady doesn’t buy it. She’ll refuse every ride offer she gets unless it meets her specific (and rude) standards.

36. You can’t have my organs

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This person has no rhyme or reason for reacting like this. They saw a video about the benefits of organ donation. Instead of being sane, they reacted by saying they’d never donate their organs.

37. This seems like a normal reaction

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A normal parent’s reaction would be to have a serious talk with the daughter, maybe taking the computer away, or making her bring it back to school. An insane parent reacts by breaking out a gun and start shooting.

38. She must have a fit walking through the grocery store

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Did this woman misread the headline, perhaps? Where does she think that using of tampons is taking place? Oh, it’s just the picture that upset her. How does she feel about toilet paper, diapers, and toilets?

39. What’s wrong with you?

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Hahaha, isn’t it fun to talk about destroying the planet and killing millions of people? This person doesn’t just want to do that and more but also fantasizes about melting some ice caps while they’re at it.

40. One star for leather seats

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We all have to deal with uncomfortable situations in life, including people who disagree with us. This vegan hasn’t yet learned that most individuals don’t agree with their view on leather and animal products.

41. Speciesism: the great horror of our time

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Someone had this reaction to a man getting beaten up, which ended his career. Maybe you think some animals aren’t humanely treated, but “speciesism” isn’t what it’s called.

42. Oh, okay

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Something tells me this person might not know there’s a real country called Japan that is full of human beings and not the children of Lucifer. I’m not sure why this needed explaining, but geography isn’t everyone’s strong suit.

43. And then everyone clapped and clapped and clapped

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Yeah, I’m gonna call you a liar. There’s absolutely no debate about whether the Earth is round or flat, and your pilot friend doesn’t exist. But hey, thanks for the flat earth fanfiction!

44. Oh boy

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This person not only believes the Earth is flat but they’re also so convicted by that belief that they won’t spend the holidays with their wife and children. Also, is “Globehead” really the best insult you can come up with?

45. Well, it’s good advice

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In case you were wondering, crematoriums can reach about 1800 degrees Fahrenheit, while conventional household ovens only get up to 440 at a maximum. Just in case you wanted to follow this terrible idea.

46. Just let them die

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I’m going to bet this person’s opinion would change the moment they or their loved ones got a vaccine-preventable disease. You can be as high-handed as you like until it’s your family.

47. Wait until she finds out there are more

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Here’s a fun fact: in the United States, Emma has been in the top five most popular girl names since 2002, and it’s been number one since 2014! This lady might want to get used to sharing.

48. How about not putting anything into ears

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In general, it’s not a good idea to put anything in your ears, not even Q-tips. You definitely shouldn’t put essential oils in an infected ear canal because it leads to situations like, well, this.

49. That’s one way to handle it

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Do you know what else you could do at the end of a relationship? Anything but this horrible, heartless idea. Seriously, don’t call your ex-boyfriend’s mom and tell her that he’s dead.

50. It doesn’t help

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Circumcision is a hot topic on many online parenting boards. Some parents are bizarrely proud of their sons being “intact.” But there’s no earthly reason to bring it up in this context.

51. What the heck, Felicity

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Nobody has a monopoly on a baby name. Even if they did, is this really a reasonable response? Because seriously, Felicity, you’re heading for crazy town.

52. You should probably call the police

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As bizarre and hilarious as it is that someone thought a mom was selling her baby (and for $25, no less), they should probably call the police because, um, these people are trying to BUY A BABY.

53. That reply says it all

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There are many reasons why women might need C-sections, including life or death situations. And ultimately, no one gets a prize for how they had their baby.

54. It’s called history, sweaty

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There’s so much to unpack here: 1. Jesus didn’t write the Bible. 2. Jesus wasn’t an American. 3. It’s spelled “sweetie”, not “sweaty” unless you’re trying to make a weird personal observation.

55. There’s a lot going on

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You know it’s going to be good when the “source” cited is “Do some Google research.” But of all the conspiracy theories, this one seems the most harmless. So, what the heck, let them have their dragons.

56. “So I punched him in the face”

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Let’s get this straight: he stalked his son’s teacher, berated him, interrogated him about his personal beliefs, and then punched him in the face. Now he’s looking for a free flat earth lawyer to defend him. All I can say is…good luck.

57. He pets the cat right in front of her

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To their credit, the people in the replies are telling her to cool her jets. She’s jealous of her boyfriend enjoying his relationship with his pet, which the last we checked, is an animal and not another woman.

58. No, but you can have a restraining order

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This is quite literally the most terrifying message any parent could get. We’re not discounting the devastating psychological effects of losing a baby via miscarriage, but this lady needs psychiatric help immediately.

59. Cancer is healthy

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Alternative medicine frequently gets people into trouble by ignoring conventional medicine needed to treat serious diseases, like cancer. But a health nut rarely says that cancer is good for you.

60. No…no we don’t

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This person proclaimed something proudly, thinking it was a universal truth only to find their truth was far from universal and quite embarrassing. No, the vast majority of us don’t crush on our siblings.

61. That’s quite the theory

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People will go to great lengths to defend the politicians they like. This “Trump decided to be honest about frittering his time away and Obama spent taxpayer money on suits” theory takes the cake.

62. This cat nudist

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This lady thinks that cat owners put collars on their pets just to be mean. It’s not as though the collars have tags that contain crucial information about helping the kitty get back to its home.

63. This person doesn’t know the difference between milk and pee

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Actually, milk comes from mammals, a class to which both cows and humans belong. And saying that “breast milk” is just a classy name – there are no words for this insanity.

64. Don’t worry, she lives with constant guilt

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, the original poster “casually murdered someone” and commented “LMAO”? And someone else said it was all good because they accidentally killed someone once, too? Where are these horrible people?

65. Don’t worry, he’s a gentleman.

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Here’s one way as creepy as they come: hit on a woman, then when she politely refuses you, write on her company’s public Facebook page to make her nervous. Oh, ask for all the waitresses’ numbers while you’re at it.

66. Oh, you’re just straight-up crazy

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File this under “something you shouldn’t be bragging about.” When catfishing your boyfriend and destroying your relationship. What’s your long-term goal, to look as crazy as possible?

67. Is it…is it because of the golf?

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Both former President Obama and President Trump enjoy a good game of golf. But to imply they influenced one of the greatest golfers of all time is a weird stretch that I don’t even want to explore.

68. Ah Doctor Who, such a white show!

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This is a crazy bigoted thing to say in any situation. It’s even dumber when you realize it’s about Doctor Who, a show that’s been about diversity almost since its beginning. Currently, it boasts at least two main non-white characters.

69. They were stationed on the sun

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Well, this random person checks out. They lived on the sun for 11 years developing CGI films for NASA and have pictures of the flat earth but can’t develop the film. What about this is so hard to believe?

70. They’re strange and mysterious creatures

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This guy is making such a mountain out of a molehill that he gives himself away — he doesn’t talk to women regularly. Sorry, females. No, wait, women. What are we supposed to call them again?

71. …let’s talk about that

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Aside from the fact there’s no reason for doctors to do this, it’s unlikely the kidneys are easily accessible during a C-section. Also, it’s common to have witnesses around like fathers, grandparents, and friends.

72. This is disgusting

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I don’t even want to know what “womb wax” is. I’m assuming this mother is referring to vernix, the coating that babies have in utero. Not only should this be washed off, but it’s also unsafe to eat.

73. Staring proudly into the sun

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Big Sunglasses wants to keep the secrets of the sun from the little people, so our job is to gaze directly into the eclipse while it burns our retinas. We’ll be blind, but at least we’ll be standing up for the truth!

74. Cupcakes cause cancer

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Many proponents of alternative medicine claim that sugar causes cancer. This crazy person is recommending that someone should avoid chemotherapy in place of diet changes and CBD oil. Medicine, Brenda. They need medicine.

75. I HATE YOU!

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What should you do when someone answers the exact question you asked, citing facts and figures? Tell them you hate them. That doesn’t make you sound like a crazy person at all!

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35+ Hilarious Relationship Things That You Should Send To Your Significant Other Right Now

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Couples can make the rest of us roll our eyes.

From their gooey-eyed looks at each other, to being forced to listen to the story of how they met for the fifth time, people in love just have to show it off.

If you’re that couple, you might recognize some of these moments, even if you don’t always find them the cutest parts of being in a relationship.

Here are some of the more wholesome moments you’ve likely shared with our partners:

1. You’re each other’s cheerleaders

Being in a relationship means you have a built-in cheerleader for when you do anything remotely impressive.

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2. You suck it up and accept that you’re in love, even when you’re mad

Being a little annoyed doesn’t mean you’re going to withhold your affection completely.

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3. You feel a little overprotective of your partner

Sometimes friends don’t understand that you’ve already picked your person and so you overreact a little when they remind you there are plenty of other people out there in case you want to jump back into the dating pool.

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4. Love can make you feel all melty

Sometimes you catch yourself looking at your partner just because.

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5. Date nights start to look a lot different

Netflix and chill is a perfectly acceptable date night.

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6. You love having your partner right there, all the time

Couples don’t always feel this way at the same time, but it’s ok. There are worse things in the world than trying to sleep while someone just wants to remind you how much they love you.

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7. You understand that food is a necessary componenent of happiness

Ya gotta eat, even when you’re mad. A hangry partner is not a happy partner.

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8. You start to look like the other person

Just take a deep breath before you launch into the matching track suits part of your relationship. Your friends are never going to let you forget it.

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9. You tell everyone the story of how you met

You get two times to tell the story while the other person looks on like a lovesick puppy, then pack it in.

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10. Expensive doesn’t necessarily equal romantic

It’s the thought that counts and not every date night needs to drain the bank account.

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11. You get a little possessive

Love can do some weird things to our brains. As long as you keep it respectful towards your partner, admitting that you can still get jealous can make them realize just how stong your bond is.

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12. You get that warm tingly feeling

That’s why they say loves makes you glow.

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13. Food is love

When you know you found the one because they not only want you to have the large fries, but know it’s a good way to keep you from eating all of theirs and causing a fight.

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14. You don’t always need to be made up to be beautiful to them

That doesn’t mean you should just give up, but it’s nice to get to that moment when you don’t need to hide until you’re hair or makeup is done so they only see you at your best.

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15. You don’t worry about cheating

Your significant other can go out for a night with friends or appreciate someone else’s beauty and you have the confidence to know that that’s all it is.

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16. You accept one of you is a bed hog

Lots of couples still disagree on who it is, but most of the time this can just be solved with an extra backup blanket and a little nudge. Pets are another story.

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17. You give in and buy stuff you don’t need

Sometimes your other half just finds something they really have to have and you should just be glad it’s not a whole box of puppies.

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18. You catch each other up on important pieces of pop culture

That feeling of being shocked and then overjoyed that you are going to get to introduce them to a song or movie that you love. Just don’t talk through it or demand that they love it. And if you’re the one being introduced to something new, you work up at least a little bit of enthusiasm.

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19. You try to look adorable before asking for things

Just never let it get to the point where you’re shouting requests at each other.

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20. You try your best on things that aren’t your strong suit

Again, it’s the thought that counts, and doing something nice for your sweetie, even if it doesn’t turn out perfectly, can turn into a great moment – as long as you both keep a sense of humor.

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21. You have a favorite food

And that food plays an integral role in your relationship.

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22. One of you tells cheesy jokes and the other one puts up with them

Just start making Valentine’s Day cards out of them and they’ll serve a purpose other than to make you pretend to laugh.

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23. You’re ok being away from each other

Everybody needs some space. When you’re significant other is away, you can handle youself, even if you really miss them.

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24. You want to kiss them every time you see them

It’s cute as long as they don’t mind that you see their face as a kiss magnet.

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25. You put up with it all

When you’re around someone a lot, you’re bound to get annoying (or annoyed). Just take it in stride.

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26. You find love cartoons for 6-year-olds funny

This one definitely doesn’t require being in a relationship.

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27. You still get butterflies when you look at them

It’s always amazing when couple who have been together a long time still get that feeling when they see each other. Now that’s a good life goal.

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28. You put up with each other’s singing

It might hurt your ears, but it warms your heart.

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29. You don’t want to let them leave without a goodbye kiss

Sometimes it feels like bad luck to let them go without a kiss and an “I love you.”

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30. You can picture being the same couple in 50 years

Growing old together requires a lot of patience, but if you’re really in love, you know you can make it work.

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31. You don’t withold respect

You might be annoyed or mad, but that doesn’t mean you let your loved one walk in the rain.

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32. You tear up when you remember how lucky you are to have found your person

Love can overwhelm you in the best ways.

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33. You’re proud of how long you’ve been together

Not everyone can make it work. There’s nothing wrong with being proud if you did.

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34. You work around them

If you can stay in love afer an airport delay, you’ve definitely got a good thing going.

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35. You always remember birthdays

You don’t need a Facebook reminder to remember their special day. Extra points for remembering the week before so you can ask if there’s a special way they want to celebrate.

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36. You’ve got wedding goals

Ok, goals and expectations are two separate things, but if your relationship has gotten this far and is healthy, you know the emotion will be there.

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37. You are committed to being adorable forever

Because if you got it (a great relationship, that is), then flaunt it.

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50+ Tips And Tricks Revealed By Makeup Artists

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New year, new you! Maybe one of your resolutions this year is to get more enthusiastic about applying your makeup every morning or to try a new eyeshadow shade, or maybe you are just looking for new ways to get the best bang for your buck.

We did the research for you and found a bunch of makeup hacks revealed by actual makeup artists themselves. Hopefully one of these tips will come in handy!

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1.) Use the right foundation for your skin type

Use a water-based foundation if you have oily skin. Use an oil-based foundation if you have dry skin. Everyone is different.

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2.) You don’t need a lip liner with your liquid matte lipstick

And if anyone tells you that you do, they are a liar. Almost all liquid lipsticks do just fine on their own.

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3.) Let your eyelid primer dry before adding eyeshadow

And after the primer dries, coat them with a light, neutral color all over your lid. This will act as a base and will make it easier to blend colors together. If you want a dark color, slowly build it – first with light colors, and then darker. Don’t just go straight from light to dark.

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4.) Save your mascara brush

Fun fact: most of the mascara magic actually comes from the brush. So if you found one that really works for you, save the brush when you’re done, clean it, and try using it with a cheaper bottle! It’s really not necessary to spend big bucks on this.

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5.) Make your matte, full-coverage concealer look more natural with primer oil or coconut oil

Use just a drop of the oil of your choice and it will make your heavy concealer more radiant, easy to blend, and natural. It also helps with creasing!

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6.) Use hairspray to tame full eyebrows

First, spray hairspray on a clean, disposable mascara wand. Then brush your brows up and into the shape you’re going for. If it makes the hair on our head stay in place, it definitely works for the hair on our face!

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7.) Wet your brush before applying highlighter

It will instantly give it a little more glow.

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8.) Don’t apply primer with your fingers

It can cause micro-exfoliation, which causes clumps.

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9.) Use a matte bronzer to make your eyes look bigger

If you’re doing a full face of makeup but want to keep your eyes bare, put a little bit of matte bronzer in your lid crease and bottom lashline. That way, they will still be bare, but they will also appear bigger.

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10.) Never use face soap with sodium laureth sulfate

Makeup artists swear that it dries out your skin.

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11.) Stick to matte eyeshadows and powders if you have fine lines on and around your eyelids

Using something shimmery usually accentuates those lines.

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12.) Always do your eye makeup before your foundation

That way, you will have an easier time cleaning up any fallout from your eyeshadow.

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13.) Always exfoliate and prime your lips with a serum

Especially when using a liquid matte lipstick. Cracked lips will show!

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14.) Use scotch tape for the perfect eyeliner wing

Angle it from your eye to your eyebrow for the crispest, cleanest eyeliner wing you’ll ever see. Boom, magic.

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15.) Use eyeshadow primer on the lash line

Then sweep eyeshadow on top with a fine liner brush to create a smudge-proof eyeliner. Now if you’re out of eyeliner, you can use your shadows for the same effect!

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16.) You can also use a cotton pad

If you use cotton pads to apply your face makeup, use those same pads for your eyeliner! Simply fold it in half and use the straight side to line up with your eye for the perfect sweep. No tape needed.

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17.) If you accidentally get mascara around your eyes, let it dry

Wait 5 minutes or so and then swipe it away with a Q-tip. At that point, it should flake off and not smudge.

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18.) Never share makeup brushes

It’s super unsanitary.

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19.) Tarte’s Timeless Smoothing Primeris an absolute must

It’s soft and it doesn’t clog pores. What more could you want?

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20.) Imagine a line from the outer corner of your eye to the tip of your brow. This is where your eyeshadow should stop.

A lot of times, people make the mistake of not bringing out their eyeshadow far enough. This can actually make the eyebrow look smaller.

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21.) If you’re just starting out and want to learn how to contour, put the contour color on a brush or sponge first

It will be harder to blend if you draw it on directly like lines.

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22.) Don’t sleep in your makeup

“Skin needs time to breathe and when you’re sleeping, your body is repairing the most. Sleeping in makeup is not only messy, but it causes breakouts, premature aging, and stained bedding. Take care of your skin, loves!”

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23.) Don’t recreate the celebrities

“Those looks are made for them, their skin type, skin tone, and face shape. People always come into my shop and request to look like Kim Kardashian and I have to explain to them that it might not work on them and sometimes they even get upset when it doesn’t turn out. Yes, I can do it, but it won’t look good on you. Instead ask for something dramatic like Kim Kardashian or whatever you want but do not ask to look like them!”

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24.) Invest in good skin care products

“Your makeup, no matter how much you paid for it, will not look its best when it’s added on top of dry, scaly, splotchy, oily and just plain unhappy skin. Want to get makeup optional skin? INVEST in skin care.”

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25.) Don’t start from the top lash line if you’re doing winged eyeliner, use the bottom lash line for a smoother, straighter line

And look at the wing you drew first while drawing your second one.

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26.) Never store your makeup in a bathroom cabinet

The humidity can cause it to alter and go bad before its time, plus toilet germs.

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27.) Blend your foundation out onto your neck

“When wearing foundation please blend it out. Put product on your jawline, and blend it out into your neck. Also blend the foundation along the edges of your face out. It’ll help create a natural look and make it less obvious you’re wearing foundation, plus it will visually improve your color match.”

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28.) Don’t use stark white concealer under your eyes

“Use an under-eye concealer one shade lighter than your face concealer, not two or three shades. It will give you a naturally bright effect instead of a contrasting white effect, which looks super unnatural.”

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29.) Apply setting powder with a damp beauty blender or brush

This does wonders for people with dry or textured skin and gives a smooth, airbrushed finish.

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30.) The same foundation that works for you in the summer might not work for you in the winter

For example, I use a more moisturizing foundation in the winter (Too Faced Born This Way) and prefer a more matte coverage in the summer (Hourglass Stick Foundation).

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31.) For eyeshadow, tap the excess eyeshadow off the brush

Also hold the brush farther from the handle for more control.

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32.) Blend your foundation into your hairline and make sure to contour that too

Everyone knows to drag their makeup down their neck a little bit, but too often I see people with a line between their makeup and hair. Not a good look!

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33.) Stop blowing on your makeup brushes

“I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen people do this and it makes me cringe. Brushes already harbor bacteria if not cleaned and taken care of properly; you blowing on your brushes and getting saliva particles all over it isn’t helping considering you’re applying it directly to your face therefore causing breakouts, clogged pores, etc. If you’ve picked up too much product, just tap it off or give your brush a little shake.”

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34.) Use a foundation one shade darker on the outer edge of your face to add depth

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35.) If your skin is very oily, apply a light layer of powder after you apply your primer and before you apply your foundation

It’ll give you a smoother look. Also, baby powder works great for baking your face. I use it for everything!

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36.) Glowing cheeks that look natural

“”Add your favorite blush to the cheeks before you apply foundation for a glow that looks like it’s coming from beneath the skin. A bright, warm pink at the apple is perfect for any complexion.”

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37.) Multi-colors on the cheeks is important

“Apply two shades of blush for the perfect flush of youth. Pink, or anything in the red family should be placed on the apple of the cheek; it will give the effect of blood coming to the surface. Peach, coral, or anything in the orange family should be applied to the highest point of the cheekbone; that gives the effect of heat rising. Finish by bringing a matte bronzer to the skin where sun hits the face (forehead, cheekbone, bridge of nose, and chin).”

– James Vincent, celebrity makeup artist and director of artistry for Ardency Inn

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38.) Lighten your coverage

“Mixing foundation with moisturizer is an easy way to lighten your coverage options if you already have a fuller coverage foundation.”

– Caitlin Wooters, makeup artist

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39.) Make sure those lashes get coated

“Use the handle of a brush to lift the eyelid at the base of the lashes to roll your lashes up and back; this allows you to wiggle the mascara wand against the base of the lashes and pull through any clumps in a clean and precise manner.”

– Kara Yoshimoto Bua, Chanel celebrity makeup artist

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40.) Don’t be afraid of red

“If you want to find the perfect red for your complexion, try applying one lip color that has the same undertone as your complexion all over the lip: Cool uses cool, warm uses warm. Apply a red with the opposite tone just to the center for a lip that looks full and fantastic.”

– James Vincent, celebrity makeup artist and director of artistry for Ardency Inn

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41.) Reach for the school supplies

“No. 2 pencils are the perfect graphite shade to sketch in natural eyebrow hairs. Sharpen one to a point and draw in lightly for a finished brow.”

– James Vincent, celebrity makeup artist and director of artistry for Ardency Inn

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42.) Thicken up watery foundation

“To make foundation thicker, mix in a touch of loose powder. (Be careful not to add too much or it will cake.)”

– Cecilia Muench, creative director of Inglot

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43.) Chill out and reduce puff

“To reduce puffiness, pop eye lotion in the icebox and apply to lids before eye makeup.”

– Petra Strand, creator of Pixi by Petra

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44.) Find the right lip shade

“Test lipstick on the inside of your fingertip, rather than on the back of your hand. The pad of your finger closely resembles your own lip color, so see which one looks best there, then move to the lips.”

– Kerry Cole,style director of Becca Cosmetics

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45.) The power of gold

“Gold powder pigment is a great way to lengthen lashes or brows. Use a clean spoolie brush, toothbrush, or mascara wand, and brush a bronze or yellow gold pigment through a mascared lash or brow for a beautiful effect that adds dimension without looking hard.”

– James Vincent, celebrity makeup artist and director of artistry for Ardency Inn

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46.) Who knew?

“Halloween is the perfect time to stock up on some unexpected essentials. Fake blood is the ideal blush shade. Add it to the apple of the cheek for any skin tone—it looks like a natural flush of color coming though the skin.”

– James Vincent, celebrity makeup artist and director of artistry for Ardency Inn

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47.) You better stock up on your next visit!

“Starbucks napkins and disposable toilet-seat covers work just as well as blotting papers.”

– Kerry Cole, style director of Becca Cosmetics

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48.) If it works, it works!

“As a little girl, I would watch my mother apply egg whites to her face (especially around her eyes) about an hour or two before going out to a special event. She would take one egg, separate it, whisk it until it was frothy, and apply the egg white all over her face and leave it on for 20 minutes. After, she would wash it off with lukewarm water and immediately apply her makeup. The egg white tightens the skin and wrinkles to give you a temporary facelift.”

– Niki Metz, director of artistry for Jouer

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49.) Who doesn’t want to look younger?

“My favorite ‘look younger’ makeup tip is to first use a luminizer in the inner corner, then swoop it with a fan brush underneath the eye. This brightens the face.”

– Deanna Melluso, celebrity makeup artist

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50.) Pucker that pout

“Use a flesh-toned eyeliner to outline the lips along the Cupid’s bow. This reduces the chance of feathering and makes lips appear fuller.”

– Petra Strand, creator of Pixi by Petra

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51.) Better safe than sorry

“If you can’t find a perfect shade, buy one that’s slightly darker than your skin and one that’s slightly lighter, then fine-tune the color yourself.”

– Lora Arellano

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52.) Strange but effective

“Pull your bottom lip down and look at the inside color. Pick a lipstick shade that’s either lighter or a bit deeper but along the same tone as the inside of your lip. Oh, and don’t do this in public.”

– Maggie Ford Danielson, Benefit global beauty authority

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53.) Buff, buff, buff!

“Buff, buff, buff foundation into the skin — quickly, like a whirlwind — with a brush. It ensures the coverage won’t look heavy-handed.”

– Vincent Oquendo

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54.) Instant lip lift

“Apply concealer to the outer corners of your lips to give your lips a lift.”

– Niki Metz, director of artistry for Jouer

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55.) Fuller brows while you sleep

“Apply a nourishing balm to your eyebrows before going to bed. This will guarantee extra strength and growth—thicker eyebrows in two weeks.”

– Terry de Gunzburg, founder of By Terry

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“What A Dreamboat!” Makeover Transforms Shy Teen After Dramatic Weight Loss

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Christopher Hopkins, aka “The Makeover Guy” is known for transforming men and women over 40 into the best selves. But in 2019, he took on the task of a teenager.

Little did he know that Phoenix’s makeover would be one of his most powerful.

Teenage trauma

Phoenix found himself in Hopkin’s Minneapolis “appearance studio” after a big weight loss. The previous school year, he weighed in and 250 pounds.

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His transformation wasn’t easy.

He managed to lose 100 pounds by counting his macronutrients (think of it as going a step farther than calorie-counting) and working out every day with a personal trainer

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That’s a big commitment for a teenager!

But Phoenix is dedicated and fearless. Hence his desire to put his head in the hands of Hopkins for a whole new style.

He’s already a handsome young man (with hair most people covet), but he decided it was time for a change. And if you’ve seen The Makeover Guy’s popular videos, you know his studio is the place to go.

The big chop

It seems pretty obvious that Phoenix is going to end up with a major haircut. After all, why waste your time going to a makeover guru if you’re not going to let him go crazy with the scissors?

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And that’s precisely what Hopkins does. Gone is the shoulder-length wavy hair of the “before” Pheoenix. But is he happy?

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There’s a big smile on the teen’s face as he runs his hands through his glossy mane. He’s still got hair to die for!

It’s long on top and makes the perfect wave in front. The only problem is that it’s a little too neat for the teen.

We cringed a little when he messed with perfection, but it’s his hair, not ours after all! And the modelesque look just wasn’t entirely jibing with him.

After getting a tousel from Hopkins, things end up in largely the same place, just not so catalog-model-ready. And it still looks great!

Personal style is just that – personal – so Phoenix has to be able to pull off whatever hairstyle he walks out the door with. And we were really impressed with him for speaking up.

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A good day

“I had fun today,” Phoenix says after getting a little ribbing from Hopkins.

He admits that he’s normally shy in front of people and we believe it since when he first walked in he seemed less outgoing. But after agreeing to trust his stylist and seeing the results of the makeover, he lives up to his name. Phoenix is reborn!

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After one more tweak by Hopkins, the transformation is complete.

It’s a cute moment when the teen keeps messing with his hair only to have Hopkins walk by and “fix” it one more time.

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Commenters were over the moon about Phoenix’s makeover.

“Omg that jawline! He’s stunning and what an adorable personality,” said one fan.

Of course, there were lots of comments about his Bart Simpson shirt, but frankly, we think it adds that perfect reminder that he’s still a “kid.”

And like most commenters, we wish we could see him waltz back into high school with his new look!

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