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75 Mother-In-Laws Who Add A Lot Of Color To Life
Mothers-in-law have been the butt of countless jokes over the years. Maybe it’s because their infamous “fed up” look makes us feel like such a huge disappointment in their eyes, and they weren’t even the ones who raised us!
But, a mother-in-law who has a cracklin’ sense of humor is an entirely new species, and instead of being the butt of jokes they’re the ones making them!
In fact these 75 mothers-in-law will do whatever it takes to keep life very interesting. From the cat lady MIL who shares photos of a basket full of spare kittens, to the MIL who crochets a Christmas sweater for a pet snake, these moms will win you over with their wacky personality!
1) “Just got this snap from the mother-in-law.”
A mother-in-law who is also a cat lady is a dangerous combo. But, at least this one can smile about her silly predicament.
@kivey1:
“I think the white one’s broken.”
@DonnyTheNuts:
“Keeping the box in the window is a good idea, that way when you need a cat it will be fully charged.”
2) “Mother-in-law bought these to embarrass me. It didn’t work.”
There’s absolutely nothing embarrassing about being too sexy for tie-dye onesies. But, it’s not your MIL that you have to be worried about – it’s the Internet!
@zombiecheesus:
“Someday, you will be 55 years old and in a meeting. Someday, this will appear on a giant screen in front of everyone. Someday…”
3) “So my Mother-in-law is taking a Photoshop class…”
Well lookie here, it turns out you married into a royal pain in the butt side of the family. Hats off to you!
@OnlyZuul:
“Your mother-in-law seems like an awesome lady.”
4) “My father in law(73) and mother in law(70) went on a cruise a few weeks ago. This was their embarkation photo.”
Now there’s some hardcore groupies! But, can they survive the mosh pit on that senior cruise of theirs?
@senseisntsocommon:
“The suspenders are a nice touch. Says I like to rock, but I don’t want my pants to fall down.”
5) “My mother-in-law knitted my wife’s snake a Christmas sweater.”
As if a cozy for her daughter’s pet snake wasn’t enough, she just had to go and make a matching hat to complete the look. This has got to be one of the best MIL’s ever!
@bitsculpt:
“Yisssssssssss.”
@ThePixeljunky:
“That’s one dope nope rope.”
6) “Grandma made this for babies room. My mother-in-law is the best.”
God save the Queen – and anarchist MIL’s! Especially ones who know how to embroider their way into your heart with their adorable wit.
7) “Over the toilet in my mother in law’s bathroom, always makes me a little uncomfortable.”
You know that unsettling feeling you get when you have to go to the bathroom in the great outdoors? Thanks to this safari-loving MIL, you can now get that uneasy, skittish feeling right in your own home.
@rvadevushka:
“I have to say, as a woman this is the first time I have ever considered the fact that my male guests face the wall behind my toilet when they use it. I guess I’m in the clear because I have one of those etagieres there and I just keep bars of fancy soap, lotions, and candles on it. Nothing stares back at them while they pee.”
8) “So, I saved a dying baby squirrel once, and now my mother-in-law thinks I’m the Squirrel Whisperer.”
This lucky got hooked up with some very tasteful, low key squirrel swag. Awww mom, you shouldn’t have!
9) “My favorite mug. My mother in law gave it to me”
Pay attention to your elders, they know what they’re talking about. After unsuccessfully trying to lap up that last drop of caffeine with your tongue, what’s the point of continuing on with life? It’s not like you can even last through the afternoon without another fix.
10) “Mother-in-law complained about the sun being in her eyes. I closed the blinds, turned around and saw this.”
Well, there you have it. Now that her true face has finally been revealed, it’s probably time to hire that priest you always thought you couldn’t afford!
@iampurplelungs:
“Your mother-in-law’s face really lights up the room.”
11) “I sat there, staring, wondering why my religious Mother in Law had a severed Toe Christmas tree ornament. Upon closer inspection…”
It could just be your imagination. But, if you get a pair of socks with cut-out toes as a Christmas gift, then you better hightail it out of there!
@lovesamoan:
“Joy toe the world”
@appdirect:
“It’s a mistle-toe.”
12) “My girlfriends mom sends me pictures of family gatherings that I don’t attend. I do however suspect that she spices them up to make me jealous.”
Okay, so if you don’t want to attend the family gatherings, can one of us go in your place? ‘Cause you don’t want to hurt her feelings and make her cry psychedelic rainbows, now do you?
@justathought:
“So realistic! Even I’m jealous of the mushrooms they had!”
13) “My mother in law just hit level 30 on Pokémon Go. This is the table when we arrived for dinner today.”
Your mom-in-law is so cool! Not only does the German chocolate cake rock, but look at the sourpuss faces on those boiled eggs in the background.
@rnrcaba:
“I never thought I would live to see the day where I could talk to my non-nerd family members about going out and catching pokemon. What a time to be alive.”
14) “My mother in law just texted me this asking “What is ass 19?”
Your spouse’s mama is totally yanking your chain. She just wants you to say “ass 19” with a straight face.
@droidobscura:
“Considering she knew she was inside a pizza shop.. This was probably a mom making a dad joke.”
15) “Mother-in-law bought a painting at Goodwill… she said it was a pretty sun with a meteor crashing into it.”
Yes, but paintings can be interpreted in so many different ways. She bought it because it reminded her that she wanted you to give her a grand “sun” like 10 million meteors ago.
@DrSparticus:
“She must have quite the fertile imagination.”
@rj20876:
“Don’t egg her on.”
16) “When your mother in law sends you a late Christmas present….”
It’s okay to get super excited the first time you get a Die Hard nod from your MIL! But, if you happen to get the same exact message next year, it probably safe to assume she’s not talking about the movie.
17) “Mother in law thinks quivers are overrated”
She’s keeping the neighborhood safe with her sexy but deadly head head of hair. What’s not to love about this pin-up girl?
@anonymous:
“Love the sleeveless turtleneck to confirm mom-in-law authenticity.”
18) “My mother-in-law got a goat. Meet Cedric.”
Well, she’s definitely mother-in-law material. She’s already knitted him a sweater and given him a proper old-school name like Cedric!
@anonymous:
“She had a kid.”
@ChubbySquid:
“Please inform Cedric that it is not appropriate to wear the fleece of his deceased siblings.”
19) “My mother in law is pretty funny!”
MIL laws are the number one laws of the land! All she has to do is wait another 30 years to finally reap the rewards.
@Cathleen Morris:
“So close … so close!”
20) “My future mother-in-law gives the best gifts.”
Because everyone needs vintage book prints of a sloth wearing a dandy top hat and suit. There is nothing more suitable to decorate your home with!
@javierblanco:
“I have a bunch of these all over my apt. But this is my favorite one I’ve seen.”
21) “My mother-in-law put a sign on my car without telling me. I’m not even mad.”
Keeping it real, yo! That’s a legit reason for speeding, and I’m sure the cop will totally understand once they see all the poop on board. And if that doesn’t work, try this excuse:
@APsychiatricPatient:
“Or because you have bees in the car.”
@apoeticturtle:
“Actually, then I would stop and get out of the car.”
22) “Mother-in-law found this on a martini bottle 30 years ago. She makes us read it when she thinks we’re drunk.”
Your MIL is one classy lady for drinking martinis back in the 90’s! Back then the faceplant cocktail of choice was Zima.
@Stefapalooza:
“I’m a college graduate and I barely made it through that.”
@HelpImTrappedInMyComputer:
“I seriously love this. I think this be the next Christmas gift, to my entire family.”
23) “My mother in law really got the hang of this game….”
You know what’s even funnier? Even if she switched her answers around, it still would have made total sense!
@Hollymarie123:
“Was made even more awkward by her pointing at my husbands head and laughing into her wine glass!”
24) “My mother in law had a “virtual” Thanksgiving dinner with us this year.”
It’s the sign of the times, man! Digital has gone so mainstream that you don’t even have to physically share the same space with your MIL anymore.
@ondeuce:
“The baby took the picture?”
@RadicalRobot:
“It’s amazing that we live in an era that allows stuff like this to happen. We’re living in the future, guys.”
25) “Told my boyfriend’s mom it was the first night of Hanukkah and she made me this while I was out of the room.”
Embracing another person’s religion like this is so freaking awesome! Either she really loves you, or she had some leftovers from the banana split she was making.
@SavorTheJourney:
“If your BF has the same sense of humor & spirit, you’ve scored.”
26) “Mother-in-law asked me to take turkey out of oven. Asked for pot holders and this is what she gave me”
They always have a way of sneaking it into your life where you least expect it! This one’s a keeper if she’s giving you advice about “baking.”
@damelamusica:
“Pot holders for things that are baked? *sighs*”
@overfiend1976:
“I would have trouble not referring to them as PotPot holders every time after that.”
27) “Camping in bear area and my mother in law gives me this on our trip…..”
Hate to be the one to break it to you pal, but your MIL doesn’t really like you. Everyone knows that bears sort of hate it when people start shooting glow-in-the-dark silly string right into their eye sockets!
@edwardian:
“It’ll go well with the meatloaf scented sleeping bag she got for you. . . I think she MAY be trying to get rid of you…”
28) “My mom made this for my wife for her birthday. It’s the evolution of my daughter’s temper tantrum.”
She’s already been there and done that. this is what it looks like to go from poop to anger to not even pink flowers can make her look pretty!
@illaqueable:
“Babies 101: crying means anything.”
@jediprincess:
“That’s horrifying…brb, gotta take my birth control.”
29) “Never loved my mother in law more than the moment after she gave me this. (Mind you, she’s old school and doesn’t know memes)”
MIL were doing memes before there was even a word for it! That what makes them a national treasure!
@SameAsItEverWas:
“This is hilarious because there are people in the world who think that none of this existed until the interned ”invented” memes! lol!”
30) “Mother-in-law won cards against humanity last night (playing all 4 of her children).”
This pretty much ruins charades for all of us. Good luck trying to get that image of your MIL out of your head.
@tevek1:
“For me the problem wasn’t explaining to my parents what some of the words meant. It was the look my mother gave that was full of judgement for knowing what some of those words were. She judged me the hardest for explaining bukkake to her. Something I very much didn’t want to do.”
31) “Went to my boyfriend’s mom’s house for Christmas…she got me this.”
Family planning is, well, an extended family affair! Now that you have her blessing to have lots of sex, you may go ahead and proceed with the grandbaby making activities.
@Wanda Queen:
“Awww, that means she likes you! You’re grandbaby approved!”
@therealpixie:
“Unless it’s so she can avoid it.”
32) “Pizza you say? Here’s my mother-in-law preheating a cutting board.”
She must have been one of those infamous latchkey kids from the 80’s. There was no one at home to teach her how to cook, clean, or prevent the kitchen from catching fire.
@IT_MIGHT_BE_MATT:
“I hate that moment of just staring at your own stupidity thinkin “…well f*ck…”
@omguar:
“The worst thing in the world is being totally, completely pissed off with nobody to blame but yourself. We’ve all had those moments.”
33) “My Mother-in-Law said she gave up on Grandkids.”
Or, that could just be her passive-aggressive way of saying that you’re a dawg. It’s time to start making the puppy mill already!
@teaelf:
“Passive. Tell her you are looking into adoption and ask for input.”
34) “Mother in law brought us some fudge from Uranus.”
Whatever you do, just don’t ask if it’s freshly packed fudge. There are some things best left unsaid.
@lanceloomis:
“They know what they are doing.”
Bway_Gonnabe11:
“The best fudge comes from Uranus – I’m crying.”
35) “My mother in law thought she would be funny.”
A family who can proudly wear matching holiday outfits can weather through in MIL storm that comes their way. And it looks like the girl standing next to dad has already seen her fair share!
@Echo:
“Yeah obviously this is not the first prank gift from Grandma.”
36) “This is how much my mother in law thinks of me. I think I lost most favorite son-in-law status.”
Or, perhaps the opposite is the truth! Maybe she just has a strange fetish and wants you to stare at her body every time she steps out of the shower.
37) “When Your Boyfriend’s Mom Reuses Boxes for Christmas…”
Well, it’s always good to have a doctor in the family. Even if she is the finger-pointing kind of doctor!
@_CodyB:
“Now you know where she has been hiding the presents before Christmas.”
@Susan Forbes:
“Works in a hospital, does she?”
38) “My mother-in-law just showed me the “chip-n-dip” that my husband made in art class in 3rd grade. She didn’t get why I was laughing so hard.”
He must have modeled it out of something he saw in dad’s Playboy magazine. Either that, or he had a pretty darn good memory of the day he was born!
@ethnicmike:
“Please don’t put guacamole in that.”
@robrudewastaken:
“Sighs…unzips.”
39) “My future mother-in-law on her first trip to get supplies for the wedding…”
Awww, she looks so happy! Nothing works better than crates of booze to join two families in holy matrimony.
@sweed:
“Wife her instead.”
@bitflip:
“What’s she going to get for the guests?”
40) “Received a gift from my mother in law.”
Uh, that’s a little bit awkward! The first thing he pulled out of the box was this, er, familiar looking plug.
@GrizzledBastard:
“Sweet! I just lost the top to my decanter and now I’ve got just the thing to cork it. Thanks for the idea!”
@pancakethunder:
“That’s a very nice buttplug stand.”
41) “Found this in my mother in law’s car. Fairly confident this means she hunts vampires.”
Your mother-in-law rocks! Does she make homemade hooch in gallon-sized jugs , too?
@magpie:
“Drznk?”
@NicollHunt
“I don’t know either but I’m guessing it’s something to do with eternal life.”
42) “Mother in-law cleaning her house and found these. Asked me if I needed any.”
Those were some good times back then! You could get away with tasteless jokes about 5.25″ floppy disks because they actually existed.
@exquisite2013:
“I still remember when we all freaked out over how innovative this was.”
@Pi:
“Yes, I could use some coasters and funky canvas for my art projects!”
43) “My future mother-in-law is amazing. And super funny. Lol he was super hot!”
No need to explain. It was the super hot landscaping kind of eye candy that you want to come home with you to mow your lawn!
@CBN2143:
“Eye candy alert! haha!”
@Uriel Gray:
“Lol for a moment I thought she was just an avid gardener.”
44) “Asked my mother in law for eye drops. Almost put this in my eyes.”
Either this was an honest mistake because she’s as blind as a bat herself… Or, she just really has it in for you.
@Flashbang1985:
“She claims she didn’t know. She knows. She knows.”
@I_BK_Nightmare:
“I recently found my self in a situation without my contact solution and asked my dad if he could pick me up some while he was out. Of course he brings back a contact cleanser of some sort that contains hydrogen peroxide. All I can say is, I wish I had read the bottle more closely before I put my contacts in the next day.”
45) “So my mother in law is so funny. We came home to this in our bathroom!”
This is so adorable and sweet! But, she probably didn’t think this through all the way. Now you’ll be thinking of her every time you wipe and flush.
46) “Brother got engaged. Mother-in-law shows her support.”
Well, not every MIL can be is as sweet as southern ice tea! Instead of aging like a fine wine, this one is more like a whiskey sour.
@thebridget:
“And so, the mother in law stereotype begins.”
@Eamonn Anderson:
“Dad humor in a nutshell.”
47) “Future Mother-In-Law brought a pie to our BBQ… Think she’s trying to tell us something?”
It looks like that so-called cherry pie is about to start sorting people into their respective magical houses! If it puts you in with the Slytherin snakes, then you know what your MIL really thinks of you.
48) “Special thanks to my mother in law for the gift.”
She’s quite the clever mother-in-law, you have to give her that. But, is this just a scratch-n-niff pot, or is it actually the real deal?
49) “My mother in law knew how to combine my gaming and music in one gift.”
Well, that’s a fun and interesting new way to play! It probably sounds as bad as Guitar Hero, but it’s the thought that counts.
@ozzie387:
“I heard Peter Gabriel has one made out of a Genesis.”
50) “The mother-in-law is about to go home to the states after visiting us in Australia. This is what a lot of her luggage looks like.”
The best thing about visiting any country isn’t about family, the culture, or going to all the tourist spots. It’s that moment when you’re in your hotel room, frantically stuffing your suitcase full of snacks and sweets you can’t get at home right before your flight takes off!
51) “My mother-in-law has this thing hanging in our kitchen window and it is creeping me the f*ck out!”
Oh boy, Santa must have been on the naughty list that Christmas. Take heed and do everything that your MIL says – if you get on her bad side, it’ll be your head dangling next to Santa’s on that evil curtain rod!
@DrFloydPepper:
“I bet it’s from a wine bottle. My mother and I lost our Xmas stuff in a flood and didn’t have much to buy new stuff.”
52) “My mother in law stopped by and fed the dog…”
Nah, nothing wrong with her MIL methods ’cause resealable zippers are so overrated! Why even bother with them, when you’re just going to have to open up the bag over and over again?
@Endless__Throwaway:
“Yeah this sucks. My mom was watching my dog and did something similar because she couldn’t get a grip on the bag and in frustration used scissors. So we just use one of those giant chip bag clips to keep it closed.”
@rootinspirations:
“I was more mildly infuriated at the brand than how the bag was opened!”
53) “My mother in law tried to bake some round sugar cookies while drunk.”
But, that’s actually what some people’s cookies look like when they’re sober. So that’s a win for her that she can stamp out cookie dough circles with the bottom of her wine bottle!
@AuspiciousProductions:
“All cookies are good cookies.”
@StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown:
“Except raisin cookies. Those are just lies and sadness.”
54) “Passive-aggressive sheets at my Mother-in-Law’s house”
I think you should be more concerned that she’s putting you into a bed with kiddie sheets from the 1980’s. If she places a onesie for you to wear at the foot of the bed, run away from home and never look back!
@HouseOfApplesaus:
“Those sheets look as old as my Cabbage Patch kids set. But not as old as my vintage Super Man pillow cases.”
55) “This framed picture of Tom Selleck in my mother-in-law’s basement kitchen.”
And why not? Just look at that stellar Tom Selleck mustache! His brand of hotness is a true classic.
@Carolina Carolina:
“My brother used to be able to make my mum cry by telling her that Tom Selleck was gay.”
@Donkedonkeydonk:
“My SO has always had a resemblance to him. Because of this, older women constantly flirt with him. It’s adorable. And a little unsettling.”
56) “I’m always mugged off with chocolate at home so my Mother-In-Law bought me this Nutella tub & that’s why I love her.”
This probably isn’t the first time his MIL has done something like this. Now that she has him wrapped around her Nutella finger, he owes her a bunch of favors!
@Cat Meow:
“She’s a keeper.”
@Gillian Black:
“She loves you. Don’t cross her, just agree with all she says.”
57) “My boss just sent this in our groupme. This is her mother in law bracing for Irma in Florida.”
Looks like a good, solid plan! If the storm surge breaks past the levees, she has plenty of liquid bread to keep her alive.
@Lady Lazarus:
“Don’t forget to take the bottle opener.”
@Ok Ha-Neul:
“Your boss’ MIL is so cool, but your boss is cooler for sharing this with you all.”
58) “My mother in law thought she was giving my 6 yo daughter a Disney princess poster. Instead she got hometown hotties.”
Hey, it happens! That’s probably what all the Disney princesses look like underneath all that frill and lace anyways.
@looof:
“She seems happy.”
@Karnelia:
“Common mistake. I always mix them up too.”
59) “Mother-in-law found this “figurine” in her yard and thought it was cute, so naturally, she decided to put it with the rest of her collection.”
That cat doesn’t look too good. Maybe she should get some medicinal catnip incense and light it up in the vase.
@KnightXCV:
“Where did you get this vase? Oh, I found it in your laundry when I was cleaning up. It smelled awful, so I cleaned it. Doesn’t it look nice?”
@IneegoMontoya:
“She needs some POTting soil and pull the WEEDs. She should ask MARY JANE for help.”
60) “My mom had a little fun with my husband’s Christmas gift.”
Ha ha, that is so totes adorbs! Mom did give birth to a millennial, so she’s naturally up to speed on all the current slang.
@telephonetuffguy:
“I hope your mom didn’t reproduce. Wait. God damn it.”
@Nugsly:
“For anyone else who does not get it: totes = Totally. Adorbs = Adorable.”
61) “My ultra conservative mother in law accidentally liked a Budweiser ad. Hilarity and heartfelt well wishes ensues.”
The mother-in-law’s post reads:
“If you see a post staying that I like beer know that it is a lie. I don’t know how it ever got on Facebook but nothing could be further from the truth.”
Her equally conservative friends went on to comfort her by saying that she had probably been hacked, and were concerned about her well-being.
@anonymous:
“I honestly don’t understand this thought process. Like people believe that “hackers” would hack somebody’s account just to like a beer commercial.”
@brotatowolf:
“What scumbag hacker would sink low enough to make it appear that such a lovely woman drinks sin juice? Shameful ! ! ! LOL to you and your family.”
62) “My mother in law…”
Leave it to your sweet MIL to share an expose on all the funny secret ingredients in tattoo ink that no one ever mentions! Although, that part about “91.5% pure SIN” and “Toxic Hemp Chemicals” might be more of a motivator than a deterrent.
@Andaroodle:
“I love how it classifies shards of glass as sharp.”
@steelrz:
“What kind of tattoo parlor doesn’t put devil blood in the ink?”
63) “My mother-in-law vs carpenter bees”
Looks like your dear MIL pretty much has everything covered! MIL 1: carpenter bees 0.
@xilstudio:
“She knows they are just termites in bee suits and have no sting, right?”
@ihaveawaywithwords:
“That is pretty good carpentership for bees. How much are you paying them to keep your mother in law away?”
64) “Mother-in-law just posted this on the book of faces.”
Yes, we all need something like in our lives! But, if you find out a way to do this, please share it as a meme so it has a much further reach.
@Mmaxs:
“A meme’less world? God forbid.”
@qyloo:
“Life would be memeingless.”
65) Glitter beard challenge accepted!
When this man’s mother-in-law asked if he’d spray some glitter on his beard, he was happy to do it for her – for Christmas! But, when she called him out in public and challenged him to go to a holiday fair decorated in glittery sparkles, he swallowed his pride and did what his MIL told him.
66) “Gift from my mother in law, apparently it’s a beer chiller…”
Is it really a beer chiller, or was his mother-in-law just being a bit “cheeky” with a gag gift? With access to so much NSFW stuff on the Internet, sometimes it can be really hard to separate fact from fiction!
@L0rdR1ch4rd1317:
“It can be whatever you want it to be.”
@mikeTRON250LM:
“Or your MIL thinks you are a tight ass…”
67) “Was playing around with the new camera with My fiancee’s brother and snapped this shot of my Future Mother-In-Law…..”
Uh oh, she has that look that says a crap ton of hurt is about to come hurling your way! Run far and fast, and don’t come back until you have amassed a truckload of kittens in cardboard boxes to appease her.
@AlaskanPolyGlot:
“Fed-up mother-in-law meme potential!”
@Athedeus:
“Remember, mother-in-laws are a glimpse of the future.”
@poisoncharger:
“You better listen to every word she says. Or else.”
68) “So my mother in law thinks I do drugs.”
Clueless mother-in-law: which one of these is the “marijuana device?” Is it the one with the hypodermic needle?
@Lexx608:
“Color me purple!”
@Dawn Frank:
“I almost dyed laughing!”
@Clowton:
“It’s a pigment of her imagination.”
69) He asked for straws while in the hospital. So, his MIL brought him Willy Wonka straws – without the Wonka!
It’s really hard to tell by looking at the photos, but the package says “Willy Straws.” And there are lumps and bumps in all the right (or wrong???) places!
70) Butter her up, but only if you mean it!
Be careful with those fake compliments! If you’re going to gush about your mother-in-law’s taste in decor, pick something you wouldn’t mind seeing under the Christmas tree one day.
71) Naive mother-in-law just wants the truth.
These face palm moments have to stop! Vulnerable mothers-in-law are always falling victim to comedic satire of The Onion.
@Progressive16:
“It’s always funny when people take The Onion seriously.”
@becausefrog:
“The Onion has been around nearly three decades! How do people still not know what it is? It’s was around before the world wide web! It never ceases to amaze me.”
72) “Hors d’oeuvres my mother in law put out for us today…”
Let’s see, there’s tiny cubes government cheese, deluxe canned olives, and the leftover bounty of banana peppers she picked off a 2-day-old pizza. Do you know how many people would love to have a tasty feast like this?
@sowhatsinaname:
“You complaining? I would kill some damn olives and cheese right now!!”
Echo:
“So seriously… this is what I eat for a midnights snack. That is banana peppers olives and in my case longhorn cheese. It is what I eat when I go to visit my parents. So funny that it is exactly the same combination of random refrigerator food. Lol”
73) “My girlfriend’s mom ordered a cookie cake with a popping champagne bottle.”
What’s wrong with this? It looks totally innocent! Now, if it were a cream pie instead of a cookie, then that would be a perfect opportunity to start spewing smutty innuendos!
@Skittlecarl1:
“It looks like golf clubs in a golf bag, or an ejaculating diseased penis.”
74) “His girlfriend’s mom made him this…”
Well, that’s probably good incentive to start growing a manly mustache. Unless of course his future mother-in-law is trying to hint that she has dibs on season tickets.
@bagcaddybb:
“It would be way better if he had a bad ass mustache.”
@nromero93:
“Basically, the shirt is inviting girls to sit on his face and ride his moustache.”
75) “When the mother in law buys one of these and puts it on FB”
You should probably make a note to yourself to avoid family vacations with your MIL. Your eyes may never forgive you!
@Faolon:
“The future is awesome.”
@Krylo:
“Am I the only one looking at that and thinking it looks like a maxi pad?”
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Couples can make the rest of us roll our eyes.
From their gooey-eyed looks at each other, to being forced to listen to the story of how they met for the fifth time, people in love just have to show it off.
If you’re that couple, you might recognize some of these moments, even if you don’t always find them the cutest parts of being in a relationship.
Here are some of the more wholesome moments you’ve likely shared with our partners:
1. You’re each other’s cheerleaders
Being in a relationship means you have a built-in cheerleader for when you do anything remotely impressive.
2. You suck it up and accept that you’re in love, even when you’re mad
Being a little annoyed doesn’t mean you’re going to withhold your affection completely.
3. You feel a little overprotective of your partner
Sometimes friends don’t understand that you’ve already picked your person and so you overreact a little when they remind you there are plenty of other people out there in case you want to jump back into the dating pool.
4. Love can make you feel all melty
Sometimes you catch yourself looking at your partner just because.
5. Date nights start to look a lot different
Netflix and chill is a perfectly acceptable date night.
6. You love having your partner right there, all the time
Couples don’t always feel this way at the same time, but it’s ok. There are worse things in the world than trying to sleep while someone just wants to remind you how much they love you.
7. You understand that food is a necessary componenent of happiness
Ya gotta eat, even when you’re mad. A hangry partner is not a happy partner.
8. You start to look like the other person
Just take a deep breath before you launch into the matching track suits part of your relationship. Your friends are never going to let you forget it.
9. You tell everyone the story of how you met
You get two times to tell the story while the other person looks on like a lovesick puppy, then pack it in.
10. Expensive doesn’t necessarily equal romantic
It’s the thought that counts and not every date night needs to drain the bank account.
11. You get a little possessive
Love can do some weird things to our brains. As long as you keep it respectful towards your partner, admitting that you can still get jealous can make them realize just how stong your bond is.
12. You get that warm tingly feeling
That’s why they say loves makes you glow.
13. Food is love
When you know you found the one because they not only want you to have the large fries, but know it’s a good way to keep you from eating all of theirs and causing a fight.
14. You don’t always need to be made up to be beautiful to them
That doesn’t mean you should just give up, but it’s nice to get to that moment when you don’t need to hide until you’re hair or makeup is done so they only see you at your best.
15. You don’t worry about cheating
Your significant other can go out for a night with friends or appreciate someone else’s beauty and you have the confidence to know that that’s all it is.
16. You accept one of you is a bed hog
Lots of couples still disagree on who it is, but most of the time this can just be solved with an extra backup blanket and a little nudge. Pets are another story.
17. You give in and buy stuff you don’t need
Sometimes your other half just finds something they really have to have and you should just be glad it’s not a whole box of puppies.
18. You catch each other up on important pieces of pop culture
That feeling of being shocked and then overjoyed that you are going to get to introduce them to a song or movie that you love. Just don’t talk through it or demand that they love it. And if you’re the one being introduced to something new, you work up at least a little bit of enthusiasm.
19. You try to look adorable before asking for things
Just never let it get to the point where you’re shouting requests at each other.
20. You try your best on things that aren’t your strong suit
Again, it’s the thought that counts, and doing something nice for your sweetie, even if it doesn’t turn out perfectly, can turn into a great moment – as long as you both keep a sense of humor.
21. You have a favorite food
And that food plays an integral role in your relationship.
22. One of you tells cheesy jokes and the other one puts up with them
Just start making Valentine’s Day cards out of them and they’ll serve a purpose other than to make you pretend to laugh.
23. You’re ok being away from each other
Everybody needs some space. When you’re significant other is away, you can handle youself, even if you really miss them.
24. You want to kiss them every time you see them
It’s cute as long as they don’t mind that you see their face as a kiss magnet.
25. You put up with it all
When you’re around someone a lot, you’re bound to get annoying (or annoyed). Just take it in stride.
26. You find love cartoons for 6-year-olds funny
This one definitely doesn’t require being in a relationship.
27. You still get butterflies when you look at them
It’s always amazing when couple who have been together a long time still get that feeling when they see each other. Now that’s a good life goal.
28. You put up with each other’s singing
It might hurt your ears, but it warms your heart.
29. You don’t want to let them leave without a goodbye kiss
Sometimes it feels like bad luck to let them go without a kiss and an “I love you.”
30. You can picture being the same couple in 50 years
Growing old together requires a lot of patience, but if you’re really in love, you know you can make it work.
31. You don’t withold respect
You might be annoyed or mad, but that doesn’t mean you let your loved one walk in the rain.
32. You tear up when you remember how lucky you are to have found your person
Love can overwhelm you in the best ways.
33. You’re proud of how long you’ve been together
Not everyone can make it work. There’s nothing wrong with being proud if you did.
34. You work around them
If you can stay in love afer an airport delay, you’ve definitely got a good thing going.
35. You always remember birthdays
You don’t need a Facebook reminder to remember their special day. Extra points for remembering the week before so you can ask if there’s a special way they want to celebrate.
36. You’ve got wedding goals
Ok, goals and expectations are two separate things, but if your relationship has gotten this far and is healthy, you know the emotion will be there.
37. You are committed to being adorable forever
Because if you got it (a great relationship, that is), then flaunt it.
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New year, new you! Maybe one of your resolutions this year is to get more enthusiastic about applying your makeup every morning or to try a new eyeshadow shade, or maybe you are just looking for new ways to get the best bang for your buck.
We did the research for you and found a bunch of makeup hacks revealed by actual makeup artists themselves. Hopefully one of these tips will come in handy!
1.) Use the right foundation for your skin type
Use a water-based foundation if you have oily skin. Use an oil-based foundation if you have dry skin. Everyone is different.
2.) You don’t need a lip liner with your liquid matte lipstick
And if anyone tells you that you do, they are a liar. Almost all liquid lipsticks do just fine on their own.
3.) Let your eyelid primer dry before adding eyeshadow
And after the primer dries, coat them with a light, neutral color all over your lid. This will act as a base and will make it easier to blend colors together. If you want a dark color, slowly build it – first with light colors, and then darker. Don’t just go straight from light to dark.
4.) Save your mascara brush
Fun fact: most of the mascara magic actually comes from the brush. So if you found one that really works for you, save the brush when you’re done, clean it, and try using it with a cheaper bottle! It’s really not necessary to spend big bucks on this.
5.) Make your matte, full-coverage concealer look more natural with primer oil or coconut oil
Use just a drop of the oil of your choice and it will make your heavy concealer more radiant, easy to blend, and natural. It also helps with creasing!
6.) Use hairspray to tame full eyebrows
First, spray hairspray on a clean, disposable mascara wand. Then brush your brows up and into the shape you’re going for. If it makes the hair on our head stay in place, it definitely works for the hair on our face!
7.) Wet your brush before applying highlighter
It will instantly give it a little more glow.
8.) Don’t apply primer with your fingers
It can cause micro-exfoliation, which causes clumps.
9.) Use a matte bronzer to make your eyes look bigger
If you’re doing a full face of makeup but want to keep your eyes bare, put a little bit of matte bronzer in your lid crease and bottom lashline. That way, they will still be bare, but they will also appear bigger.
10.) Never use face soap with sodium laureth sulfate
Makeup artists swear that it dries out your skin.
11.) Stick to matte eyeshadows and powders if you have fine lines on and around your eyelids
Using something shimmery usually accentuates those lines.
12.) Always do your eye makeup before your foundation
That way, you will have an easier time cleaning up any fallout from your eyeshadow.
13.) Always exfoliate and prime your lips with a serum
Especially when using a liquid matte lipstick. Cracked lips will show!
14.) Use scotch tape for the perfect eyeliner wing
Angle it from your eye to your eyebrow for the crispest, cleanest eyeliner wing you’ll ever see. Boom, magic.
15.) Use eyeshadow primer on the lash line
Then sweep eyeshadow on top with a fine liner brush to create a smudge-proof eyeliner. Now if you’re out of eyeliner, you can use your shadows for the same effect!
16.) You can also use a cotton pad
If you use cotton pads to apply your face makeup, use those same pads for your eyeliner! Simply fold it in half and use the straight side to line up with your eye for the perfect sweep. No tape needed.
17.) If you accidentally get mascara around your eyes, let it dry
Wait 5 minutes or so and then swipe it away with a Q-tip. At that point, it should flake off and not smudge.
18.) Never share makeup brushes
It’s super unsanitary.
19.) Tarte’s Timeless Smoothing Primeris an absolute must
It’s soft and it doesn’t clog pores. What more could you want?
20.) Imagine a line from the outer corner of your eye to the tip of your brow. This is where your eyeshadow should stop.
A lot of times, people make the mistake of not bringing out their eyeshadow far enough. This can actually make the eyebrow look smaller.
21.) If you’re just starting out and want to learn how to contour, put the contour color on a brush or sponge first
It will be harder to blend if you draw it on directly like lines.
22.) Don’t sleep in your makeup
“Skin needs time to breathe and when you’re sleeping, your body is repairing the most. Sleeping in makeup is not only messy, but it causes breakouts, premature aging, and stained bedding. Take care of your skin, loves!”
23.) Don’t recreate the celebrities
“Those looks are made for them, their skin type, skin tone, and face shape. People always come into my shop and request to look like Kim Kardashian and I have to explain to them that it might not work on them and sometimes they even get upset when it doesn’t turn out. Yes, I can do it, but it won’t look good on you. Instead ask for something dramatic like Kim Kardashian or whatever you want but do not ask to look like them!”
24.) Invest in good skin care products
“Your makeup, no matter how much you paid for it, will not look its best when it’s added on top of dry, scaly, splotchy, oily and just plain unhappy skin. Want to get makeup optional skin? INVEST in skin care.”
25.) Don’t start from the top lash line if you’re doing winged eyeliner, use the bottom lash line for a smoother, straighter line
And look at the wing you drew first while drawing your second one.
26.) Never store your makeup in a bathroom cabinet
The humidity can cause it to alter and go bad before its time, plus toilet germs.
27.) Blend your foundation out onto your neck
“When wearing foundation please blend it out. Put product on your jawline, and blend it out into your neck. Also blend the foundation along the edges of your face out. It’ll help create a natural look and make it less obvious you’re wearing foundation, plus it will visually improve your color match.”
28.) Don’t use stark white concealer under your eyes
“Use an under-eye concealer one shade lighter than your face concealer, not two or three shades. It will give you a naturally bright effect instead of a contrasting white effect, which looks super unnatural.”
29.) Apply setting powder with a damp beauty blender or brush
This does wonders for people with dry or textured skin and gives a smooth, airbrushed finish.
30.) The same foundation that works for you in the summer might not work for you in the winter
For example, I use a more moisturizing foundation in the winter (Too Faced Born This Way) and prefer a more matte coverage in the summer (Hourglass Stick Foundation).
31.) For eyeshadow, tap the excess eyeshadow off the brush
Also hold the brush farther from the handle for more control.
32.) Blend your foundation into your hairline and make sure to contour that too
Everyone knows to drag their makeup down their neck a little bit, but too often I see people with a line between their makeup and hair. Not a good look!
33.) Stop blowing on your makeup brushes
“I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen people do this and it makes me cringe. Brushes already harbor bacteria if not cleaned and taken care of properly; you blowing on your brushes and getting saliva particles all over it isn’t helping considering you’re applying it directly to your face therefore causing breakouts, clogged pores, etc. If you’ve picked up too much product, just tap it off or give your brush a little shake.”
34.) Use a foundation one shade darker on the outer edge of your face to add depth
35.) If your skin is very oily, apply a light layer of powder after you apply your primer and before you apply your foundation
It’ll give you a smoother look. Also, baby powder works great for baking your face. I use it for everything!
36.) Glowing cheeks that look natural
“”Add your favorite blush to the cheeks before you apply foundation for a glow that looks like it’s coming from beneath the skin. A bright, warm pink at the apple is perfect for any complexion.”
– James Vincent, celebrity makeup artist and director of artistry for Ardency Inn
37.) Multi-colors on the cheeks is important
“Apply two shades of blush for the perfect flush of youth. Pink, or anything in the red family should be placed on the apple of the cheek; it will give the effect of blood coming to the surface. Peach, coral, or anything in the orange family should be applied to the highest point of the cheekbone; that gives the effect of heat rising. Finish by bringing a matte bronzer to the skin where sun hits the face (forehead, cheekbone, bridge of nose, and chin).”
– James Vincent, celebrity makeup artist and director of artistry for Ardency Inn
38.) Lighten your coverage
“Mixing foundation with moisturizer is an easy way to lighten your coverage options if you already have a fuller coverage foundation.”
– Caitlin Wooters, makeup artist
39.) Make sure those lashes get coated
“Use the handle of a brush to lift the eyelid at the base of the lashes to roll your lashes up and back; this allows you to wiggle the mascara wand against the base of the lashes and pull through any clumps in a clean and precise manner.”
– Kara Yoshimoto Bua, Chanel celebrity makeup artist
40.) Don’t be afraid of red
“If you want to find the perfect red for your complexion, try applying one lip color that has the same undertone as your complexion all over the lip: Cool uses cool, warm uses warm. Apply a red with the opposite tone just to the center for a lip that looks full and fantastic.”
– James Vincent, celebrity makeup artist and director of artistry for Ardency Inn
41.) Reach for the school supplies
“No. 2 pencils are the perfect graphite shade to sketch in natural eyebrow hairs. Sharpen one to a point and draw in lightly for a finished brow.”
– James Vincent, celebrity makeup artist and director of artistry for Ardency Inn
42.) Thicken up watery foundation
“To make foundation thicker, mix in a touch of loose powder. (Be careful not to add too much or it will cake.)”
– Cecilia Muench, creative director of Inglot
43.) Chill out and reduce puff
“To reduce puffiness, pop eye lotion in the icebox and apply to lids before eye makeup.”
– Petra Strand, creator of Pixi by Petra
44.) Find the right lip shade
“Test lipstick on the inside of your fingertip, rather than on the back of your hand. The pad of your finger closely resembles your own lip color, so see which one looks best there, then move to the lips.”
– Kerry Cole,style director of Becca Cosmetics
45.) The power of gold
“Gold powder pigment is a great way to lengthen lashes or brows. Use a clean spoolie brush, toothbrush, or mascara wand, and brush a bronze or yellow gold pigment through a mascared lash or brow for a beautiful effect that adds dimension without looking hard.”
– James Vincent, celebrity makeup artist and director of artistry for Ardency Inn
46.) Who knew?
“Halloween is the perfect time to stock up on some unexpected essentials. Fake blood is the ideal blush shade. Add it to the apple of the cheek for any skin tone—it looks like a natural flush of color coming though the skin.”
– James Vincent, celebrity makeup artist and director of artistry for Ardency Inn
47.) You better stock up on your next visit!
“Starbucks napkins and disposable toilet-seat covers work just as well as blotting papers.”
– Kerry Cole, style director of Becca Cosmetics
48.) If it works, it works!
“As a little girl, I would watch my mother apply egg whites to her face (especially around her eyes) about an hour or two before going out to a special event. She would take one egg, separate it, whisk it until it was frothy, and apply the egg white all over her face and leave it on for 20 minutes. After, she would wash it off with lukewarm water and immediately apply her makeup. The egg white tightens the skin and wrinkles to give you a temporary facelift.”
– Niki Metz, director of artistry for Jouer
49.) Who doesn’t want to look younger?
“My favorite ‘look younger’ makeup tip is to first use a luminizer in the inner corner, then swoop it with a fan brush underneath the eye. This brightens the face.”
– Deanna Melluso, celebrity makeup artist
50.) Pucker that pout
“Use a flesh-toned eyeliner to outline the lips along the Cupid’s bow. This reduces the chance of feathering and makes lips appear fuller.”
– Petra Strand, creator of Pixi by Petra
51.) Better safe than sorry
“If you can’t find a perfect shade, buy one that’s slightly darker than your skin and one that’s slightly lighter, then fine-tune the color yourself.”
52.) Strange but effective
“Pull your bottom lip down and look at the inside color. Pick a lipstick shade that’s either lighter or a bit deeper but along the same tone as the inside of your lip. Oh, and don’t do this in public.”
– Maggie Ford Danielson, Benefit global beauty authority
53.) Buff, buff, buff!
“Buff, buff, buff foundation into the skin — quickly, like a whirlwind — with a brush. It ensures the coverage won’t look heavy-handed.”
54.) Instant lip lift
“Apply concealer to the outer corners of your lips to give your lips a lift.”
– Niki Metz, director of artistry for Jouer
55.) Fuller brows while you sleep
“Apply a nourishing balm to your eyebrows before going to bed. This will guarantee extra strength and growth—thicker eyebrows in two weeks.”
– Terry de Gunzburg, founder of By Terry
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Christopher Hopkins, aka “The Makeover Guy” is known for transforming men and women over 40 into the best selves. But in 2019, he took on the task of a teenager.
Little did he know that Phoenix’s makeover would be one of his most powerful.
Teenage trauma
Phoenix found himself in Hopkin’s Minneapolis “appearance studio” after a big weight loss. The previous school year, he weighed in and 250 pounds.
His transformation wasn’t easy.
He managed to lose 100 pounds by counting his macronutrients (think of it as going a step farther than calorie-counting) and working out every day with a personal trainer
That’s a big commitment for a teenager!
But Phoenix is dedicated and fearless. Hence his desire to put his head in the hands of Hopkins for a whole new style.
He’s already a handsome young man (with hair most people covet), but he decided it was time for a change. And if you’ve seen The Makeover Guy’s popular videos, you know his studio is the place to go.
The big chop
It seems pretty obvious that Phoenix is going to end up with a major haircut. After all, why waste your time going to a makeover guru if you’re not going to let him go crazy with the scissors?
And that’s precisely what Hopkins does. Gone is the shoulder-length wavy hair of the “before” Pheoenix. But is he happy?
There’s a big smile on the teen’s face as he runs his hands through his glossy mane. He’s still got hair to die for!
It’s long on top and makes the perfect wave in front. The only problem is that it’s a little too neat for the teen.
We cringed a little when he messed with perfection, but it’s his hair, not ours after all! And the modelesque look just wasn’t entirely jibing with him.
After getting a tousel from Hopkins, things end up in largely the same place, just not so catalog-model-ready. And it still looks great!
Personal style is just that – personal – so Phoenix has to be able to pull off whatever hairstyle he walks out the door with. And we were really impressed with him for speaking up.
A good day
“I had fun today,” Phoenix says after getting a little ribbing from Hopkins.
He admits that he’s normally shy in front of people and we believe it since when he first walked in he seemed less outgoing. But after agreeing to trust his stylist and seeing the results of the makeover, he lives up to his name. Phoenix is reborn!
After one more tweak by Hopkins, the transformation is complete.
It’s a cute moment when the teen keeps messing with his hair only to have Hopkins walk by and “fix” it one more time.
Commenters were over the moon about Phoenix’s makeover.
“Omg that jawline! He’s stunning and what an adorable personality,” said one fan.
Of course, there were lots of comments about his Bart Simpson shirt, but frankly, we think it adds that perfect reminder that he’s still a “kid.”
And like most commenters, we wish we could see him waltz back into high school with his new look!
Be sure to scroll down below to see the whole video.
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